"This week on BuzzFeed unsolved we will be looking into the Umbrella Academy"
"Which one?"
"All of them."
••••••

"Guys!"

The Umbrella Academy was usually a quiet place. When the only residents were Pogo and Grace. If any of the 'adults' were there, then you had to say goodbye to the peace and quiet.

This time, the peace was broken by Alex, who was running down the stairs at full speed and had his laptop loosely in his hand.

"You gotta see this!" Alex said once he reached the living room, where the rest of the 'adults' were.

Klaus, who was lying facedown on the couch, looked up, "Wha'?"

Alex grinned, and then connected the laptop to the TV.

The screen came to life and Alex played the video.

"This week on Buzzfeed unsolved we're taking a look at the strange occurrences in the Umbrella Academy."

Now all the members of the family had their eyes on the screen.

"What is this?" Five demanded as he sat his margarita on the table.

"This, my dear brother, is a conspiracy video based on...wait for it," Ben made drumroll sounds, "Us! Thank you, Ben. Now shush."

"I'm Ryan," The tiny guy said, "This is Shane," The giant nodded at the camera.

"Wait, which one of the babies are we going to talk about?" Shane asked.

Diego was left speechless, "Babies-"

"All of them, Let me start at the beginning. On October 1, 1989, 43 women around the world gave birth. That could be a normal thing but these 43 women were not pregnant even minutes before their labor."

"Okay, so 43 kids were born, out of nowhere?"

"Yup."

"I can already smell the Alien in your theories."

Wheeze

"What the fuck is a wheeze?" Luther interrupted. Allison shushed him. Thankfully.

"After their birth, Eight of these children were given to Sir Reginald Hargreeves, in exchange for money."

"He bought the kids?"

"yeah, he-uhh he did."

"Harsh"

"Years after their adoption, a group of superheroes with powers showed up and were claimed by none other than Sir Reginald Hargreeves. Despite the media's questions regarding how is no one concerned that children are running around playing heroes, no actions were taken to confirm the health of these children."

Ben snorted, "But they should have."

"The first mystery happened over twenty years ago When Number Five disappeared."

"Wait he was called Five?"

"Yeah, the Hargreeves never had a name before Their adoptive mom gave it to them when they were older."

"I- so they would get called by their numbers? Like 'Hey four, pass the salt?"

Ryan Wheezed, "Yeah I guess"

"The second mystery surrendering the Hargreeves children happens roughly around fifteen years ago, when Ben Hargreeves AKA The Horror, died during one of their mission. The only statement that Sir Reginald Hargreeves released was quote, "It was a tragedy, mistake, and a lesson in which I hope the others have learned something of." End quote."

"This man's not playing around, his kid died and all he can say is 'learn of his death'?"

"Yeah Sir Reginald was- um- known for his- harshness."

"He was the devil!" Alex shouted at the screen and was immediately showered by popcorns. When the fuck did the others get popcorn and most importantly, why doesn't he have any?! Unfair! Offended!

"The next tragedy, Involved the 'Cheery Hargreeves', as the media called him before his death-"

"Awww, they loved me!"

"Alex Hargreeves AKA The Invisible Boy, died shortly after his brother. Even less is known about his death than Ben Hargreeves', No statements from Sir Reginald Hargreeves beside quote "It happened." end quote."

"This guy- How the hell does the government even lets him keep these kids when they're dying left and right?!"

"Money, I guess."

"Two statues were built in their honor, they're currently in The Umbrella Academy."

Luther and Diego looked at each other, "kinda."

"After the deaths and the disappearance of their siblings, The Umbrella Academy was disbanded and there were no activities from them. Some claim that a man in his mid-thirties has stopped robberies and thefts with daggers. The same weapons that Number Two had used."

"So he's now Batman?"

"Yeah, he goes around at night with his cape, 'I am the night'"

"With his trusty sidekick, Number Nine."

"Wheeze"

Alex paused the video and in sync, everyone turned and looked at Diego.

"Umm," Klaus had changed positions and was now lying on the floor with his head in Alex's lap, "Batman, do you have a sidekick? if not, I would make a great Robin."

"Shut up Klaus. Alex, play the video."

Alex did, only because Diego had taken out his daggers and was sharpening them.

"Number Three AKA Allison Hargreeves AKA The Rumor, left the vigilante life and became an actress. She married James Ballard and had her first child, Claire Ballard. They got a divorce and James took custody of Claire. The reason for their Divorce is unknown but some say it's because of the Academy."

"She's a really good actress tho."

"Yeah, she is."

Allison blushed, But the others had seen the sad look in her eyes when Claire was mentioned.

"Not much is known about what happened to Number One AKA Luther Hargreeves AKA The Space Boy"

Wheeze
"What's with the name?!"

"I- I have no idea"
Wheeze

"Not many years ago, a book was published by Vanya Hargreeves. 'extraordinary' was a book based on the many lies and facts that involved her family. The book was not welcomed by her family, as none showed up to the reading or were seen with her."

"What did she say?"

"I read the book when it came out cause the Hargreaves were a big deal when I was a kid. I was a fan-"

"weren't we all"

"- and the stuff she said really shattered the image I had of them in my mind. She said some really- I guess not heartwarming stuff about her siblings, and the only one she never mentioned, now that I think about it was Alex. she never mentioned him in her book."

"Huh, weird."

"The recent event concerning the Hargreeves, was the death of Sir Reginald Hargreeves. He died a few days ago and his children all returned for the funeral."

"I'm not going to say I'm sad, cause he gave hell to those kids."

"Same, That being said let's take a look at the theories."

Five pfffed, "What theory?"

"Hush, child!"

"Theory number One, Aliens."

"I knew it was coming."

"They 43 children were the cause of an Allien experiment, no one knows what happened to the kids that were not taken in by Sir Hargreeves, but they could have been taken by the Aliens after their birth. The sudden Deaths and disappearances of the Family could also involve Aliens."

"I'm not buying it."

"Why?"

"It seems unreal."

"You are talking about people who have super strength, super accuracy or something, the rumor power thing, can talk to ghosts, can make portals, become an octopus -I think- and can turn invisible."

"Point, but still, Aliens?"

"Theory number Two, Five Was lost in space and time."

"What?"

"The kid's power was traveling via portals. He would make a Portal, whoosh, and then he was somewhere else. It's possible for him to have lost control of his power or was experimenting with them and then was lost in space."

"Huh, I kinda get this."

"Theory Number Two, Alex committed Suicide."

"Whaaaaa" Alex yelled, "I did no such thing, sir!"

"What?"

"Some say that Alex went into depression after Ben's death, and after losing two brothers in such a short period of time, it made him commit suicide. I have nothing to support this theory because Alex's body was never examined and the funeral was closed casket. This is not a popular Theory but I thought I should involve it."

"I don't think he would have, he still had dozen other siblings that probably needed him."

Alex glared at Ryan, "I would never leave my baby siblings."

Luther opened his mouth to argue but was stopped by Diego, "Just- Just don't."

Alex beamed.

"My next theory is that Alex faked his death-"

Alex gasped!

"-to escape the media and the dangers of a vigilante lifestyle."

"This seems more likely. You said there was no body?"

"I didn't say that I said it was closed casket and the body was never examined, but you do see where people come up with the theory?"

"Yeah, I do. I mean if I was a kid forced to run around and be Superman, I would have wanted a way out and the first chance I get, I'm outta there."

"Mhm."

"The mysteries of this family are hard to explain, With supernatural elements being involved we might never know what happened to these kids, and this case may remain Unsolved."

Ryan closed the case in front of him.

"So what do you think?" Ryan asked Shane.

"I think they're a fucked up family, with a fucked up dad. And leaving The Academy was probably the best thing they've ever done."

"I think they should have called the police on their dad."

"The conversation would be great, 'Hello? Police? my dad made us become superheroes and now were dying one by one."
Wheeze

Alex closed his laptop and disconnected it from the TV, "So?"

"It was great! I'm sad they didn't mention me but I don't really care." Klaus said before anyone else could say anything.

Vanya shifted in her place, "It was- interesting."

Diego and Five were ignoring the others and probably were planning Shane and Ryan's death. But jokes on them, you can't kill a demon from hell!

Alex had once again opened his laptop and was searching, he suddenly looked up with mischief in his eyes, "There's plenty more of them, we should watch them all!"

It is said that the Hargreeves left the room with such speed that they created a vortex.

Legends say that they're still running.

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WELCOME Y'ALL TO THE FIRST OFFICIAL ONE SHOT!

Imma do some more of these while we wait for the new season to come, *sighs* it could take years but what else can we do but wait.

I wanted to do this for some time not and I finally got the time!

I don't know if you would like a post Mortem, where they answer fan's question about the video or other stuff.
Tell me if u want it.

I'm also going to include fun facts from now on.

•FIRST FUN FACT•

Alex was not going to be invisible or dead, he was going to have an allias like 'Damien' something and was going to follow his siblings around like a creep to make sure they were okay.