Hot Nerds

Johnny:
Long time no seeeeee😮‍💨

Johnny:
How's everyone?

Hoseok:
Who's this?

Johnny:
...... I know damn well you did not just ask that

Hoseok:
It's a new phone!

Johnny:
ITS JOHNNY

Hoseok:
Oh

Hoseok:
Hi!😁

Felix:
And you guys suddenly remember I exist?🙂

Johnny:
You've been too busy with Yeonjun to give us attention🙃

Felix:
I'm..... Appalled 😨

Taemin:
....... Friends?

Johnny:
TAEMINNNNN😍😍😍

Taemin:
JOHNNY!!!🤩🤩🤩

Ten:
This just brought memories omg

Jeongguk:
Feels like I'm in high school again

Johnny:
Clearly we all forgot about each other 🙂

Johnny:
Literally it's only been six years since we finished high school

Johnny:
So what's going on with your lives?

Felix:
Still like anime, nothing new about that 💅

Hoseok:
Reminds me that we need to watch Demon Slayer the new season🤗

Felix:
Bet🤗

Taemin:
I've been good

Taemin:
In Spain with family business

Ten:
Been good too

Jeongguk:
Same

Johnny:
Nice!

Johnny:
How's Jimin doing?

Taemin:
Oh... We got a divorce

Hoseok:
Huh?!

Felix:
Oh...... Shit😳

Johnny:
THE FUCK

Johnny:
SINCE WHEN?!

Taemin:
A little over a year ago

Johnny:
This is why staying in contact is important 😤

Johnny:
Relationship check, Namjoon and I are doing good!🤗

Johnny:
Felix?

Felix:
Yeonjun is annoying but I guess we're still together 😅

Hoseok:
Me and Yoongi are happily married, thank you very much💅

Taemin:
Yay!

Johnny:
Oh what a relief

Johnny:
OMG JEONGGUK! TEN! WHEN IS THE WEDDING!! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THAT INVITATION 🤩🤩🤩

Ten:
......

Jeongguk:
Well um...... We broke off our engagement

Johnny:

Taemin:
What??

Felix:
Shut up, fr?

Hoseok:
..... Why?

Ten:
We weren't compatible

Jeongguk:
You know very well that wasn't the reason

Ten:
Then refresh my memory please?

Ten:
Do me that favor ☺️

Jeongguk:
Ten..... I apologized

Jeongguk:
We said we would be on good terms

Ten:
Well excuse me for still being upset since this a little fresh ☺️

Johnny:
.....

Hoseok:
Oop-

Felix:
Not this shit again

Taemin:
Hm??🙂🔪

Taemin:
Elaborate

Ten:
Nothing forget it

Ten:
I moved onto someone else already

Jeongguk:
...... You did?

Ten:
Yeah

Hoseok:
....... Well.....

Hoseok:
Good for you ☺️

Hoseok:
You deserve to be happy

Ten:
Thank you

Johnny:
Well, there goes reuniting the gang for a dinner

Hoseok:
You wanted a reunion?

Hoseok:
Could've said that! I'll ask Yoongi

Felix:
Is it okay if I go alone without Yeonjun? Love him but like to keep distance

Johnny:
Woah woah waitttttt

Johnny:
Now I'm double thinking it because.... You know.....

Johnny:
Others are in the Groupie too

Taemin:
Oh?

Taemin:
If worry about me and Jimin, don't worry

Taemin:
Good terms, just family and career issues, nothing personal

Johnny:
Oh, good!

Ten:
Wouldn't mind

Jeongguk:
Mhm

Johnny:
...... You sure?

Johnny:
What terms did you guys leave off with Woosung?

Jeongguk:
Marvelous

Ten:
Fantastic

Taemin:
Uy

Felix:
Okay if you guys are going to be like that, I will not go

Felix:
If we're going to have a reunion, it'll be happy vibes only

Hoseok:
Facts

Ten:
Sorry, I'll behave

Jeongguk:
I don't really talk to..... So yeah

Jeongguk:
But just as a heads up

Jeongguk:
If you guys are considering inviting Taehyung and Minho, be aware that they're not together anymore

Taemin:
QUÉ?!??

Johnny:
ANOTHER ONE WHAT THE FUCK

Felix:
Shut upppp they were the high school sweethearts

Hoseok:
Right!

Jeongguk:
Just issues going on

Jeongguk:
They aren't in good nor bad terms

Jeongguk:
Just don't mention anything about the relationship

Johnny:
Man...... This will be amusing.....

Taemin:
Well..... If you guys want, let's have the get together here at a restaurant I know

Taemin:
I'll pay

Johnny:
Noooooo

Johnny:
I think we can all pay for ourselves

Johnny:
The issue will be getting there since it's expensive

Taemin:
...... Whatever you can't pay, I'll pay

Hoseok:
But then getting a hotel will be a hassle

Taemin:
Stay at my place?

Felix:
Taemin, we adore you, but I'll speak for everyone and say it'll be better to do it here since we're all here in Korea

Felix:
We love you're sugar daddy vibes, but we can take care of it

Ten:
I was getting ready to get spoiled

Taemin:
You can come

Ten:
Really?

Ten:
Say less

Jeongguk:
😒

Jeongguk:
So, you guys decide and then let me know

Jeongguk:
I'll tell Jimin and Taehyung about it

Johnny:
Bet

___________________________
Soulmates

Jeongguk:
Hey guys

Jeongguk:
Johnny wants to organize a dinner get together with everyone

Jeongguk:
Little reunion kind of thing

Jeongguk:
If you guys are up for it

Jimin:
I don't mind

Jeongguk:
Taemin will be there

Jimin:
I still don't mind

Jimin:
We ended on good terms..... So we good

Taehyung:
And Minho?💜

Taehyung:
Will he be there?🥺

Jeongguk:
I know Johnny was gonna ask him

Jeongguk:
Are you okay with seeing him?

Taehyung:
I'm personally okay, but I know I will go through rapid switches since all the alters miss him ❤️

Taehyung:
Especially V

Taehyung:
So I just need to talk to them about it

Jeongguk:
Sounds good

Jimin:
And um...... Will Sammy and Ten be there?

Jeongguk:
Johnny will ask Woosung, Ten said he would be there

Jimin:
..... Are you okay with that?

Jeongguk:
Yeah..... Gotta move on one day right?

Jimin:
Right....

Taehyung:
We're here in case if anything, hope you know that❤️

Jeongguk:
I know

Jeongguk:
My main concern is Eden

Taehyung:
...... Shit

Jimin:
You don't know what triggers him yet?

Taehyung:
No

Taehyung:
He just pops out randomly

Taehyung:
But if he does come out, we already talked about safe triggers yes?

Jeongguk:
Yes

Jeongguk:
We'll be attentive don't worry

Taehyung:
He scares me sometimes, he's so....... Psychotic😞

Jimin:
How does Eden look like?

Taehyung:
He's..... Demonic 💜

Taehyung:
He resembles a lot of Karma🧡

Taehyung:
But his hair is like Tigresa, white like snow 🖤

Taehyung:
Eyes of red❤️

Taehyung:
He can control his teeth, make them sharp when he's angry, all of them💜

Taehyung:
He's as tall as V🧡

Taehyung:
Slim, and always wearing a black hoodie 🖤

Taehyung:
His hair is always messy and long, just by his neck, and long enough to tie the front threads back with a pony tail💜

Taehyung:
His skin is like honey, like mines❤️

Taehyung:
And his expression....... It's horrifically monotone and cynical at the same time💜

Taehyung:
He has stitches on his wrists, neck, and a nasty scar down his eye 🖤

Taehyung:
The ironic thing about this is that...... He looks like he was once very handsome🧡

Taehyung:
But now appears as though someone just killed him and he's a walking corpse 🧡

Jeongguk:
Lord...... I'm praying that's not a demon in you rn

Taehyung:
He's not a demon! I promise❤️

Taehyung:
That's really offensive, don't say things like that about my condition 😒🖤

Taehyung:
Like I said, he doesn't act up or hurt anyone

Taehyung:
You know how Karma gives mafia boss vibes?

Taehyung:
He gives the chaotic right hand man vibes

Taehyung:
But always on the loose with no control

Taehyung:
We try to understand him

Taehyung:
But Eden is just...... He's so complicated

Jimin:
Eden...

Jimin:
Isn't that the garden God created in the Genesis chapter?

Taehyung:
....... How do you know that? You aren't religious?❤️

Jimin:
I know a few things

Taehyung:
Well yes, he's named after the garden

Jeongguk:
I wonder why.....

Jeongguk:
Maybe he's the opposite of your religious beliefs?

Jeongguk:
Religious trauma?

Taehyung:
...... I don't think so🖤❤️🧡💜

Jeongguk:
Hmm...... We'll figure it out

Jeongguk:
How did your therapist react to him?

Taehyung:
She hasn't met him yet, but I told her about him❤️

Taehyung:
She just says we gotta keep meeting up to get to know this alter

Jimin:
That's true

Jeongguk:
Well, until then we got your back

Jeongguk:
I'm going to tell Yeosang and Lisa about the get together so I'll be back

Jimin:
Sounds good

____________________________
Siblings

Raven:
Johnny wants a reunion

Raven:
You guys up for it?

Queen:
No

Gem:
Depends on who's going?

Raven:
Everyone

Queen:
I'll be the only girl there😫

Queen:
That is if Jihyo goes

Raven:
Not sure if she is

Queen:
Then I'll see my way outtt👋

Gem:
Is Jimin going?

Raven:
Yes

Raven:
You can bring Hwanwoong

Gem:
I could

Gem:
But he'll distract me from knowing how everyone else is doing

Gem:
I'll go

Raven:
Okay

Queen:
When is it?

Raven:
Johnny still needs to let me know

Raven:
Feel free to change your mind

Queen:
Trust me, I'm goooodddd🤪

Queen:
You guys fill me in the tea later

Raven:
If you say so

_____________________________
Hoes

Johnny:
Welcome back Whores

Lucas:
Back from where?

Johnny:
To this chats😌

Sammy:
I actually laughed lmfaoooo🤣🤣🤣

Johnny:
I want to do a reunion

Minho:
Sure

Minho:
Even though we all saw each other last week?😅

Johnny:
I mean all of us

Johnny:
Everyone

Lucas:
Oooooohhhh!!

Lucas:
Jin would hate that but he'd like to see the tea

Sammy:
Everyone?

Minho:
Everyone.....

Johnny:
Yes Taehyung and Jeongguk and Ten included

Johnny:
To which you GUYS FORGOT TO TELL ME YOU ALL BROKE IT OFF😤😤

Sammy:
Hmm.....

Minho:
Taehyung is going?

Johnny:
Well Jeongguk is going to ask him, but he'll likely say yes

Minho:
Hmm

Johnny:
Please tell me you guys aren't in bad terms, I already had to witness a bickering with Jeongguk and Ten😫

Sammy:
They were bickering?

Johnny:
Yeah

Johnny:
Anyways Felix already said it, no bad blood allowed here

Johnny:
It's supposed to be a nice dinner

Johnny:
Okay?

Lucas:
Sounds good

Sammy:
Yup

Minho:
Mhm

_________________________
A/N:
Hmmm I'm thinking........

Actually.......

Yes

If you read Dernière Danse, get ready.

By the way, don't ask me what I'm doing rn with the story. I'm having a vivid image going on in my head about this storyline so just roll with it :')

I PURPLE YOU! <3