Hoes

Johnny:
Alright guys I need your help

Johnny:
So I already did the make over on my friends and I need your opinions

Lucas:
Present😊

Minho:
Let's go🥳

Sammy:
Great timing

Johnny:
So this is Ten

Johnny:
Hoseok

Johnny:
Felix

Johnny:
Taemin

Johnny:
Jeongguk

Johnny:
And me

Johnny:
Thoughts?

Sammy:
......

Lucas:
I'm a taken man. I'm a taken man.
I'm a taken man. I'm a taken man-

Minho:
How the fUCK DID YOU DO THAT!😨

Minho:
Didn't Felix have like ginger hair a-and the braces-

Minho:
Woah back up

Minho:
WHO THE FUCK IS TAEMIN?!🤯🤯🤯

Johnny:
Well Felix's hair is more spray dye so it'll wash off and Taemin is new

Johnny:
Foreign exchange student

Sammy:
Wow

Sammy:
So that's Jeongguk huh?

Sammy:
He be looking like he just waltz out of the gates of hell with that outfit on 😈

Johnny:
Don't even think about it

Johnny:
So all good?

Minho:
Question

Minho:
Does Taemin have a shirt under?👀

Johnny:
No just the blazer and dressed pants, but it looks casual and it's pretty tight

Minho:
This man is about to get either dick or pussy dressed up like that🤤🤤🤤

Lucas:
I mean are we seeing Ten and Hoseok?

Lucas:
I'll ask Seokjin to reconsider doing a threeosme with Ten because he-

Johnny:
Ew they're my friends! please filter yourself!

Sammy:
Mhm

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[Hot Nerds]

Johnny:
Alright everyoneeeeee are we ready?😁

Jeongguk:
No

Jeongguk:
This reveals my collarbones too much 😰

Jeongguk:
Where did you even get these fake piercings?

Johnny:
Don't worry about it you look great

Ten:
I kinda feel hot, these pants be making my ass look big 😍

Hoseok:
I feel like I'm in a gang 😐

Felix:
You're telling me 😒

Taemin:
Todos se ven muy bien y atractivos ☺️

Taemin:
Ummm

Taemin:
Everyone....... Good...... Handsome!👍😁

Johnny:
I swear I could just squish you! 🥰

Johnny:
Well let's get going!

Johnny:
What time you need to get back JK?

Jeongguk:
Midnight is the latest the Yeosang can back me up

Ten:
I'll drop you off home

Taemin:
Party, food?

Felix:
Yeah! Will there be food at the party? Never been to one

Johnny:
Usually have snacks and stuff

Taemin:
No no

Taemin:
Drogas?

Taemin:
Si va haber drogas??

Taemin:
Drogas no no

Taemin:
Por qué me leave

Johnny:
........

Jeongguk:
.........

Ten:
.........

Hoseok:
Yeah he's right we should start heading out!

Hoseok:
Let's go!

Taemin:
Estos pendejos no conoce a google translate o qué! 😡|
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Ok😊

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A/N:
Honestly I can just imagine the road of the end of the books with this group of friends haha

It's going to be a journey for sure!!

Alright! Any party guys you guys suggest they play?

Probably not going to make it so intense since this is still the beginning of the book haha

I PURPLE YOU! <333