Enormous Dick Energy

Hoseok:
Hey everyone!!!🤩🤩🤩

Hoseok:
So me, Yoongi and Joon through our drunken state at the moment decided to do this massive group chat

Hoseok:
To do something a little fun😈

Hoseok:
Since New Years Eve is today and we have a few minutes before midnight

Hoseok:
Everyone leave off a confession before the year ends🤩

Joon:
Rules are; Relationship people don't get mad, must understand it's in the past, starting the new year fresh and no judging😉

Joon:
Our friendships won't change

Yoongi:
Any questions?😋

Ten:
....

Sammy:
Confessions?

Jeongguk:
This is ridiculous

Taehyung:
Why is this necessary?

Minho:
Yeahhh^

Lucas:
Cool!😄

Seokjin:
It's stupid 😒

Jeonghan:
I'm out ✌️

Jimin:
Huh?

Taemin:
Qué?

Johnny:
Umm🤔

Felix:
Ew

Jihyo:
......?

Lisa:
Why am I here?😂

Yeosang:
Another fucking Groupchat

Hoseok:
It'll be fun!!☺️

Joon:
Besides, it'll help letting out things in the open

Joon:
Just one confession, and then you'll feel great

Yoongi:
I'll start!

Yoongi:
My sober self is going to regret this so bad but I had the most fattest crush on Johnny for a while 🤤

Yoongi:
Damn that felt good

Ten:
Oh shit are we really doing this?!😂

Lucas:
YEOSJSJSJSJSJS🤣🤣🤣

Johnny:
Oh 😳😳

Yeosang:
This is so stupid.....

Hoseok:
I'll go next!!!

Hoseok:
I was always jealous of Jeongguk, Taehyung and Jimin growing closer together as friends

Jeongguk:
What?🙁

Hoseok:
Well...... What do you expect? We were friends for a long time..... And we barely talk or hang out anymore 😔

Taehyung:
Aw...... I mean we didn't mean to take most of his time....😕

Hoseok:
Nah no worries, I'm kinda over it now😊

Jeongguk:
This year will be different, I promise ❤️

Hoseok:
❤️

Lucas:
This seems like fun!😄

Lucas:
Okay let's see......🤔

Seokjin:
Oh no😰

Sammy:
I'm so ready 😈

Lucas:
Okay...... Umm sorry Jin😅

Seokjin:
DON'T YOU DARE

Lucas:
Earlier this year me, Jin and Namjoon had a threesome

Ten:
I FUCKING SCREAMEDJSJSJSJSJS

Lisa:
THREESOME!!!!

Jihyo:
Eye-

Taemin:
Threesome?🙁

Jimin:
🍆🍑💦🍆🍑💦🍆🍑💦

Taemin:
Ohh😯

Yoongi:
DAMNNN

Jin:
We were high!😩

Joon:
I'm suddenly regretting this

Seokjin:
Bet😤

Seokjin:
In the middle of the year, the times me and Lucas would sleep over Woosung and Minho's place; we would fuck on their beds every single time they would go out or be asleep

Lucas:
Dude you swore that shit was between us😤😤

Sammy:
I am so horrified...

Minho:
M-My bed😰

Taehyung:
BAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yeosang:
Ew did we even needed to know that?😖

Felix:
Why am I in this group chat again? Like hell am I saying anything😤

Johnny:
Well....... I guess no hard feelings right?

Lisa:
Omg Johnny knows everything

Lisa:
He's literally in every group😳

Ten:
Oh...... No.....

Felix:
Now I'm intrigued 🤭

Johnny:
Me and Ten secretly dated in the beginning of this year

Jeongguk:
WHAT!🤯

Ten:
I had a feeling you were going to say that

Hoseok:
WITH TEN!?!?!

Sammy:
I'm sorry what?

Felix:
The way I'm laughing so hard rn 🤣🤣

Taemin:
Sex?🔪🙂

Johnny:
No! We never had sex or even kissed, we were just together

Taemin:
Ok 🥰

Taehyung:
Tbh that kinda sounds cute

Taehyung:
Do you have pictures?😉🧡

Jimin:
Tae!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jeongguk:
What are you doing?!

Ten:
Um I kinda deleted them-

Johnny:
I mean I still have a few

Taehyung:
Oh please share😈

Minho:
Babe.....

Minho:
Not now ☺️☺️

Taehyung:
What! I'm just curious 😏

Minho:
Remember what happened last time you misbehaved?😀😀

Taehyung:
......

Taehyung:
Oh shit I'm sorry 😥

Taehyung:
Don't listen to me

Johnny:
....... Okay

Minho:
Alright I guess I'll go

Sammy:
You're really doing this?

Minho:
I barely have secrets so I don't care

Minho:
Let's see......

Minho:
Do I even have any confessions?

Taehyung:
Oh yes you do😈🖤

Minho:
........

Minho:
No

Lucas:
SPILL THE TEA TAEHYUNG!

Sammy:
Oh? There's something I don't know??👀

Hoseok:
Tea tea tea 😄😄

Taehyung:
Either you do or I do😈

Minho:
I'll get you back for this babe🙂

Taehyung:
Can't wait 💅

Minho:
I guess........ I'm not always a top🙄

Lucas:
YOU'RE A BOTTOM!?!🤯🤯🤯🤯

Sammy:
YOU BOTTOMED FOR TAEHYUNG WHAT?!

Johnny:
EVERYONE CALM DOWN 😳😳

Ten:
Wait Taehyung is a top!?!😨

Lisa:
I can't stop laughing this so so dumb🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Minho:
It's not that big of a deal😑

Taehyung:
Yeah, is there a problem with that?😒

Lucas:
..... Nope

Sammy:
Absolutely not

Taehyung:
Great☺️

Taehyung:
My turn

Taehyung:
Wow where do I begin?🤔

Taehyung:
I had a crush on Lucas! There I said it 😓💜

Taehyung:
I never really liked you guys 😒🖤

Taehyung:
I hate it when you refer to me as a musical prodigy 😕❤️

Taehyung:
I'm pretty transparent so there's not much to say💅🧡

Jeongguk:
Well...... That's one way to drop the bomb....

Yoongi:
This energy here I'm feeling it

Sammy:
What do you mean you never liked us?!💔💔

Lucas:
Um.....😅

Minho:
*sips the tea I already knew about*

Seokjin:
Hm😒

Taehyung:
Wow that actually felt good

Taehyung:
No hard feelings ☺️

Hoseok:
Damn he just...... respect dude

Joon:
Sammy, Jeongguk, Ten, Jimin, Taemin, Lisa, Jihyo, Yeosang and Felix

Joon:
I'm looking directly at you👀👀

Sammy:
I mean I don't have much to confess about

Sammy:
Well...... Actually....

Sammy:
So..... I have a hearing problem..... I'd rather not stress it with the name for you single to none brain cells here😒

Sammy:
So let's just say I can't hear faint noises, and when I hear way too loud noises it bugs my ears

Sammy:
I wear hearing aids, in which you guys probably don't notice because of my hair

Minho:
What.....

Lucas:
How come you never told us?

Lucas:
We've been friends for years🙁

Sammy:
It's not something I'm proud of or enjoy opening up

Sammy:
But not going to lie, feels good letting it out😊

Jeongguk:
That's how you understood me.....

Ten:
Awww thank you for telling us❤️

Taehyung:
Yeah that sets up a lot of perspective ☺️

Taemin:
Strong baby 🥳🥳🥳

Sammy:
Thanks guys 😊

Ten:
Well I guess I'll go.....

Ten:
Hm...... Kookie🥺👉👈

Hoseok:
Oh shit

Johnny:
👁👄👁

Felix:
Hmmmmm

Yeosang:
👀

Lisa:
👀

Jeongguk:
Yes...?

Ten:
I love you

Ten:
Not just as a friend

Ten:
I have been for a very long time now

Ten:
Sucks that I can't really say this in person because of how much of a coward I am😅

Ten:
But um..... Hopefully that doesn't change anything

Ten:
As for Woosung..... I really like you and I know you don't do relationships but that doesn't change the way I feel about you too, and to both of you I wish we could be together

Ten:
But I also understand if that can't happen right now or if at all😊

Ten:
So I have the patience to see whatever happens, but if it doesn't work out that at least we can be good friends☺️

Joon:
Damn

Yoongi:
These confessions be getting deep😐

Hoseok:
Damn you really opened up🥺

Felix:
About time damn👏👏

Taemin:
Go Tennie! Yes!🥳🤩

Jeongguk:
Wow.....

Sammy:
I'm speechless right now

Ten:
Please you guys really don't have to say anything back

Ten:
I'm just relieved that I got that out☺️

Ten:
Someone else go please

Lisa:
I mean I barely know you guys so.....

Jihyo:
Same..... besides the crew

Lisa:
I mean..... Did everyone know that me and Jihyo dated at one point?!

Jimin:
I did not....

Joon:
Wait what?!

Seokjin:
Since when!?!

Jihyo:
I mean that was like two years ago?

Jihyo:
More like messing around than dating

Lisa:
I mean we did have fun😉

Felix:
And suddenly I feel even more single🙂

Yeosang:
Well that wouldn't happen if-

Felix:
Shut up

Hoseok:
Um hello?👀

Jeongguk:
Is something going on here?

Felix:
No

Yeosang:
Yes

Taehyung:
.......

Johnny:
We'll wait🙂

Felix:
Changing the subject, I have a confession

Felix:
Just to get it over with

Felix:
At one point I developed a crush on Taehyung

Jeongguk:
WHEN?!?😨

Ten:
Damn we really don't talk at all😭

Johnny:
On TAEHYUNGJSKSISJS

Minho:
Awww cute 🥰

Sammy:
Minhokaajjsjsskdo

Taehyung:
Me?!😐

Felix:
I mean I would go to the recitals often and see you play the violin

Felix:
I knew you were dating Minho so I never said anything

Felix:
It's whatever, it's in the past either way

Taehyung:
Awww🥺❤️

Minho:
Well thank you for opening that up, takes gut to say that while being in the same chat as the said boyfriend 😅

Lisa:
You two are so cute🥺

Lucas:
Taeho be the most respectful couple out there

Johnny:
I kinda wanna hear something from Yeosang👀

Yeosang:
No

Lisa:
Oh he got a couple

Yeosang:
I don't trust you guys😒

Hoseok:
It's not about trusting us

Hoseok:
It's about letting it out and getting it over with to it won't be a weight later on in the year😌

Jimin:
Even in a group message he's an asshole😒

Yeosang:
Excuse me what?🙂

Jimin:
You have a suckish attitude and it's annoying

Yeosang:
Look who's talking

Taemin:
No fight please🥺🙏

Jeongguk:
Yeah not on New Years

Yeosang:
I honestly don't have a confession

Felix:
Hm

Lisa:
I mean...... You did once-

Yeosang:
That was a long time ago Lisa 😒

Lucas:
Hmmmmmmm

Ten:
We are listening👂

Yoongi:
Yessss??👁👄👁

Yeosang:
It's not a big deal🙄

Yeosang:
Before dating my current boyfriend I had a crush on this guy a year ahead of me

Yeosang:
It's relevant because he's someone in this group chat

Yeosang:
It doesn't matter now, so drop it

Jeongguk:
How did I not know about this?😐

Seokjin:
I bet it was me💅

Ten:
What if it was Joon?👁👁

Hoseok:
It could be anyone....

Taemin:
Not me

Taemin:
Kinda new haha 😅

Yeosang:
It doesn't matter now drop it please

Jimin:
Jeongguk please control your brother with his demanding and rude tone😒

Yeosang:
I'm right here, say wassup 😒

Jimin:
I WILL FLY BACK TO KOREA JUST TO PERSONALLY BEAT YOUR ASS

Yeosang:
I'll be waiting

Lisa:
This is so good😭🤣

Taehyung:
Have some popcorn babe🍿

Minho:
Thank you 🍿☺️

Felix:
Stop fighting

Felix:
Jeongguk doesn't do good with violence!

Jeongguk:
Thank you

Yeosang:
Sorry Kook

Jimin:
Sorry

Jeongguk:
Anyways, confession from me

Jeongguk:
I've kissed a guy before the whole Ten and Woosung thing

Taehyung:
Uwuwuwueuwuw

Jimin:
Damn admitting it huh

Johnny:
WHAT YOU?!?

Hoseok:
WHO!?!

Lucas:
Awwwwww

Jihyo:
I'm sorry you sound like a baby and it's so cute

Jeongguk:
Yeah, and I might be bisexual.... I'm not sure you...... I'm still discovering but I feel like I'm leaning towards it or slowly accepting it

Taehyung:
Yes!!! You go hun!

Jimin:
Finally!!

Lisa:
Welcome to the club😉

Ten:
I'm glad you're discovering yourself👏❤️

Sammy:
You got this Bambi💛

Jeongguk:
Thank you☺️

Jimin:
I guess since Taekook went, I'll go

Jimin:
At one point I did start to have mixed feelings about you two

Taehyung:
Another one!?😨

Jeongguk:
Us?! Really?😳

Jimin:
Yeah it was just for a week that I got these thoughts or feelings

Jimin:
But I got it sorted out

Jimin:
You two are definitely not my type😒

Taehyung:
Aw you're not my type either rude asshole🙂🧡🖤

Jeongguk:
I mean.... Thank you for telling us😊

Hoseok:
I knew something fishy was going on😤

Woosung:
But not anymore right?

Jimin:
Ew no

Jimin:
I kinda have my eyes set on someone else

Seokjin:
Quick everyone act surprised 😱

Lucas:
😱

Johnny:
😱

Hoseok:
😱

Ten:
😱

Lisa:
😱

Jihyo:
😱

Jimin:
You guys are ridiculous 🙄

Taemin:
So confession?

Jimin:
Ay Dios 😭 I forgot he was here

Felix:
Tea!😍😍

Seokjin:
Oh you know it gets good when Jimin starts panicking 😂

Taemin:
I fell in love 🥰🥰

Jeongguk:
WHAT🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

Felix:
A LOVE CONFESSION!?!

Yeosang:
Oh

Johnny:
HE SAID THE L WORD😱😱😱

Jimin:
Huh?!😳

Taemin:
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYONE 🥳🥳🥳

Taemin:
BYE😀

Yoongi:
HAPPY NEW YEARS!🥳🥳

Lucas:
IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hoseok:
What an amazing way to start the year, I'm a genius ☺️

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A/N:

Okay so instead of doing the scenes, I decided to just write this instead haha

Well these confessions are out! How are we feeling!?!

LETS GET IT!

I purple you! <33