In another section of the beach, Candace is hiding behind a tree holding two coconut cocktails, one for her and one for Jeremy. She walks towards Jeremy, who is cleaning his surfboard, but at that moment, a coconut falls and hits Candace. She falls on a crab, unconscious, and the crab carries her away.

"Bad luck Candace." Vanessa said.

"No, not really."

"What do you mean?"

"How low can you go? How low can you go?" a crowd cheers at a limbo line.

The crab with Candace on it walks under the limbo, attracting the spectators.

"Look!" a dancer called out as Candace came through the crowd, going under the line easily. "So that's how low you can go. We've been asking that question for generations!"

"So that's how you won." Stacy said.

"What? What's everybody looking at?" Candace asked after being awake again.

"For winning the limbo contest, you are now officially crowned Queen Wahini of the beach!" The crowd puts a robe with a Tiki hat on Candace, everyone cheering for her. "All hail Queen Wahini!"

"I can't believe it!" Candace said, overjoyed.

Ferb: ♪ Listen up people and I'll teach ya ♪

♪ 'Bout Phineas and Ferb and the backyard beach-a, ♪

♪ Every morning, Phineas, he gonna say (Say!) ♪

♪ "Brother, whatcha gonna do today?" ♪

♪ Now you see we're having fun, playing under the sun, ♪

♪ And get in line, get in line, 'cause the wet ski's running ♪

♪ A backyard beach, a backyard beach ♪

♪ Nothing's outta reach, we got the backyard beach ♪

♪ You can change in the broken hut, ♪

♪ Drink out of a coconut, Three games for a token, but the rest is free ♪

♪ You got skiing, parasailing, ♪

♪ Surfing and a-flailing, ♪

♪ Your contacts need saline, ♪

♪ Or else, you can't see ♪

♪ Got the backyard beach, a backyard beach ♪

♪ Nothing's out of reach, we got the backyard beach ♪

♪ Got the backyard beach, a backyard beach, ♪

♪ Don't fall into the breach, got the backyard beach! ♪

"You're really good at singing Ferb." Vanessa said.

"You haven't seen half of it." Phineas said.

"I've never been happier in my entire life!" Candace said, happily.

Cuts to Linda at the spa, taking a mud bath. She takes cucumber slices off her eyes while a girl is giving her a massage. "Something is very wrong. Not a single call from Candace. She said, checking her phone. "Not even a text message. Oga, hose me down. I'm going home."

"Of course you are." Candace sighed.

Cut to Doofenshmirtz looking inside a drawer full of remotes.

"Okay, I think I finally got the right one. Now, Perry the Platypus," he started as he shines a flashlight on him. "you will finally understand...my PAIN!"

"Oh boy." Vanessa sighed. She had heard too much of her father's backstories when she was young that she was basically immune to them now. But that didn't mean she loved hearing just how much her father has suffered in life.

He presses the button, and a flashback starts showing on the monitor.

"Back in Gimmelshtump in the days of my youth, the Doofenshmirtzs' were a proud family." Doofenshmirtz narrated. "But those were lean times for my father and our beloved lawn gnome was repossessed. Who would protect our zatzenfruit garden from those witches, spells, and wood trolls? From a tender age, my father decided that it would be me."

"Bewege dich nicht! ("Don't move!")"

"What!" Linda exclaimed, horrified.

"Is that even legal?" Lawrence asked, equally horrified.

"It was an old fashioned town." Vanessa said unconvincingly.

"While the other children played Kick-the-Schtumpel and eat Doonkelberries, I would stand for hours."

Young Heinz tries to eat a bite from a bowl of Doonkelberries but is stopped. "Bewege dich nicht!"

"All through the cold night as the Spitzenhounds howled, my only companion was the moon. And my neighbor Kenny." Heinz waves at his neighbor, but his father sees this from inside the house.

"Bewege dich nicht!"

"You know, I'm kinda starting to get why your father is evil, Vanessa." Milly said.

"Was. He's not evil anymore. Maybe we'll see it."

"And since my lawn gnome was taken away from me," the flashback faded back to the present. "I will destroy every lawn gnome in the entire Tri-State Area! Behold, the Destruct-inator!" He pulls a curtain, revealing the giant machine. Perry goes wide-eyed at the evil creation.

"And now, Perry the Platypus, to activate my creation!" He pushes a button to start the inator, but it opens Perry's trap. "NOOOO!" Perry jumps up and hits him.

"He kind of got that coming." Baljeet said.

"How?"

"He should have paid more attention."

Cut back to the beach.

"Surf contest!" Stanky Dog yelled out into the mike.

"Out of my way, Dinner-bell." Buford, the resident bully said.

"Hey, it's me! I'm shown before you nerd."

"Hello, Buford. Perhaps you missed the sign." Phineas pointed.

""No Bullying, No Yodeling"?" Buford questioned reading the sign.

"I don't like this any more than you do." A man with an Austrian accent said.

"What's wrong with yodeling?" Jeremy asked.

"People were complaining about the noise."

"And a beach party is so quiet." Candace muttered sarcastically.

"First up in the surf contest is Bobby Nelson." Stanky Dog announced as the surf contest started. "Oh! And Nelson eats it on the five-footer! And there's Django Brown shooting the curl, and here comes Buford Van Stomm! Ohh! He pummels Brown with a Philadelphia traffic stomp! And now he's got him in a Half-Nelson, now a Full-Nelson, oh! And now he's actually beating him with Bobby Nelson! Here's the scores from our judges."

The scores are shown as 1, 0, and 1/8. "And Buford doesn't like it one bit." Buford throws Bobby at the table, smashing it.

"You have really changed from back then." Baljeet said.

"You calling me soft?"

"N-No."

"Next up is Phineas Flynn, and it's great to see a young surfer show such confidence. Uh-oh, what's this?" Buford jumps at Phineas but it reveals to be a holographic Phineas. "Oh, those kids today and their holographic projections."

"How did you not notice the two Phineas."

"Eh."

"He's in the pipeline, now he's hangin' ten! He's hanging twenty! He's hangin' thirty-two! Now he's just hangin'! The crowd loves it! I don't think there's a name for that! The crowd is doing the wave, and Phineas is surfing it! Let's go to the judges. 10 to the 5th power, infinity, and oh! It seems Phineas Flynn's radical surfing has made judge #3 re-think Einstein's theory of relativity! Cowabunga, laws of nature!"

"Truer words cannot be said."

"Um, if you say so Ginger."

Cut to Candace and Jeremy and the people dancing. "So, are you having fun?" She asked over the music. The music changes to a romantic tune with spotlights for the mood.

♪ Girl, the moment has arrived ♪

♪ I can see, although there is no light, ♪

♪ The music, beats throughout the night ♪

♪ And our love's in sight... ♪

She and Jeremy were just about to dance together when her cell phone rings in the middle of the song, and Ferb brings it to her.

"I never did get that dance with you." Jeremy said, trying to be romantic only for it to flew by Candace's head.

"What do you mean? We've danced tons of times after that." She said, causing Jeremy and Stacy to facepalm.

"Just one second. Hellooooo?" she said dreamily to the phone.

Cut to Linda in the car, who looks shocked by Candace's voice. "Uh, Candace? Is everything okay?"

"I was seriously freaked out at her tone."

"Ohh, everything is just wonderful..." Linda gets even more astounded at this.

"And...Phineas and Ferb? What are they doing?"

Cut back to Candace as Phineas surfs in the background while Ferb is hula dancing with some girls. "Ohh, such wonderful things..."

"Anyone else thinks this looks like a weird drug induced hallucination?" Adyson asked.

Cut back to Linda, who looks concerned. "Candace, honey, I'm coming home."

Cut back to Candace as the music stop and a needle scratch is heard. "Wait, WHAT?"

"I'm right around the corner; I'll be there in two minutes." Linda informed.

"Maybe your theory about the universe is right after all." Stacy told Candace.

"Wait! No mom, you can't!" Linda turns off the phone before Candace can continue. "Oh, wait, wait! Uhh... Stay right there!" She said to Jeremy before she runs off. "I've got to stop her! Oh, no, no, no, no..." She looks out the backyard gate as Linda arrives. "Mom, Mom, pleeaaasee, Mom! Go away! Don't come in!"

Underground, the fight is still on.

"Wait, how long have they been fighting for?" Gretchen asked.

Perry kicks Doofenshmirtz into a lever, switching it from "Suck" to "Blow" forming a volcano in the middle of the ocean in the backyard.

"Is that a volcano?" Isabella asked. The volcano blows up, rapidly shooting out gnomes.

"GNOOOOOMES!!!" Stanky Dog yelled out before a gnome hits him.

"Run for your lives!! It's gnome-ageddon!!!" People run away screaming as gnomes continue raining down. "Who's protecting our gardens?!!"

"That's what he's concerned about?"

Cut to Linda looking unamused. "Candace, tell me the truth. What is going on here?"

Candace sighs before she starts explaining fast. "Phineas and Ferb built a beach in the backyard, just like they said they were going to. But instead of just a cute little beach in a sandbox; it turned out to be this absolutely huge beach, with a coastline, and palm trees, and a pier, and hula dancers, and water skiers, and tiki huts, and dolphins, and dancing, and surfing, and everybody from the neighborhood showed up-"

"Were you even breathing?"

As the fight continues underground, Perry hits the lever into Doof's face. As that happens, it switched from Blow to Suck. The volcano starts sucking down all of the water, splashing down on Perry and Doof.

"...and then I was just about to share a smoothie with Jeremy when a coconut dropped on my head, and" Candace continued. The water is still being sucked in the beach as the inator pulled everything in.

"I'm starting to see a pattern here. And I don't like it." Candace said.

"...and just for a moment, it seemed that the wily Buford would steal away the coveted surfing trophy from under the noses of our heroes..."

"Heroes?" Phineas asked Ferb.

"Don't question it."

At the moment, the water was totally gone. "....then I can only continue my benign reign and spread love, happiness and ultimate popularity throughout my kingdom! If you would just let me have my moment!"

The water was now completely sucked up. As people look down into the hole that was created, Perry climbs up into the surface from it.

"Look at him acting all innocent." Phineas said both amused and annoyed.

"Oh, there you are Perry." Perry chatters in response. "Well everybody, looks like that's all for today!"

"Phineas and Ferb!" The crowd cheer as the boys, Isabella, and Perry leave the beach. The fence lifts and closes.

"Wait, what happened to all the neighborhood houses." Linda asked.

"Ferb's great at space management."

"That's Phineas's way of saying Ferb knows voodoo magic." Buford said.

"If you don't believe me, go see for yourself." Candace said, finally. Linda enters the backyard to see the kids near the sandbox.

"That was great." Phineas said.

"Hey, boys." Linda greeted.

"Hey, mom."

"So how was your day at the beach?"

Candace suddenly ran up to the fence. "Wait, wait, my kingdom...my Jeremy...it was all so beautiful...! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY PARADISE?!" she yells in panic at Phineas and Ferb.

"We can make another beach this summer if you want?" Phineas asked Candace.

"Nah, the novelty's worn off."

"Candace, honey, I think it's time to get you out of the sun for a little while." Linda said, trying to console Candace. She and Isabella slowly lead Candace away.

"I think she had fun." Phineas said happily.

The radio started, and the song "If Summer Only Lasted One Day" came on.

♪ If Summer only lasted one day! ♪

♪ (Summer only lasted one day!) ♪

"Stanky Dog here with a special shout-out to my two new pals, Phineas and Ferb, for hosting a beach party that was hot, hot, hot. And speaking of hot, slather on the sunscreen listeners, cause tomorrow's weather calls for another scorcher."

"With a slight chance of scattered lawn gnomes." Ferb joked and Phineas laughs.

----------------------------------------------

"So, any thoughts?" Phineas asked, looking around.

"What happened to all the gnomes?" Linda asked. She hadn't seen any that day, but clearly, this all had happened.

"We're not sure. Some guys in white came and picked them all up." Phineas answered before looking at Vanessa. "Were they OWCA?"

"No, OWCA would have at least tried to be covert. Besides, they won't try to interact with host families unless they are in danger, a threat, or if the agent's cover is blown."

"How do you know about all this Vanessa?" Stacy asked.

"I was an intern at OWCA for a while."

"There are interns at OWCA?" Phineas asked. Vanessa seems to figure out his thoughts because she shook her head with an amused smile.

"Don't even think about applying, Phineas. They won't hire you."

"What? Why?"

"Other than the fact you're underaged? OWCA doesn't hire from host families since they might cause some... problems for the agents."

Phineas and Ferb seem to deflate at that. They didn't get how their joining could cause any problems.

"You think Perry will go rogue if Phineas and Ferb join OWCA?" Stacy asked.

"Maybe. Maybe not. I've never actually seen how he interacts with you guys. I guess it depends on how he cares about you."

"How about we watch the next disk?" Isabella asked, trying to cheer up the brothers. They agreed, and Isabella went to the box to pick a day to watch.