Across the 2nd Dimension (part-7)
*Quickly posts this before the swear police comes for me.*
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The scene cuts to the same lava pit at the start of the movie. Phineas, Perry, Candace, Ferb, and Doofenshmirtz are shown more clearly now. They are chained and led by Normbots while Doofenshmirtz-2 appears on a screen.
"Welcome, doomed guests. Come on. Keep trudging. Doom is that away!"
They slowly approach a large covered item. Perry stops when he hears a growl from under the cover, but the Normbots push him forward.
"I would say so far, adulthood gets a three." Candace said, not looking slightly scared.
"You know, this may be as good as it gets." Doofenshmirtz comments as he hears her, and they walk onto a rocky area.
"What a depressing thought." Jeremy said, the teens agreeing with him.
"And now for my all-time favorite game..." Doofenshmirtz-2 said as the tarp is pulled off the item, revealing a cage holding the Goozim. It growls. "Poke the Goozim with a stick!... Surrounded by lava." The pathway retracts slowly as he gloats. "My second favorite game is backgammon. Love it!"
"What is that thing?" Stacy asked Vanessa. Vanessa shrug, not really knowing the answer herself.
"Wait, wait, hold the phone. I can be useful." Doofenshmirtz said as the pathway retreated. "What if you need a kidney? Or a stand-in for boring functions you have to attend, or another kidney?"
"That would definitely be useful." Ginger said.
"Doom!"
"Aw, pooh."
"Guess he's not the type to think ahead." Baljeet replied to Ginger.
Several Normbots poke the Goozim with spears, and it roars, blowing their hair back. Another bot turns a crank, opening the cage.
"Cranky, cranky, cranky. Oh, I love the crank!" Doofenshmirtz-2 said happily.
The Goozim tries to catch them with his hand through the small opening the Normbots were making, but Perry moves away, causing the others to move back. It roars in their face again.
"I'll be honest, Ferb." Phineas said similar to the start. "I'm having a hard time putting a positive spin on this. Blah blah blah, two-car garage, etcetera, etcetera."
"Yeah, well, welcome to MY life!" The Goozim roars and Doofenshmirtz hides behind a Normbot.
"Whoa. Déjà vu-ish." Said Ferb.
"Two-car garage?" Candace asked confused, but everyone's attention was on the screen.
"Looks like we're back to where we started." Adyson said.
Perry bites at his cuffs to get them off, but they don't budge. A Normbot passes by, and Phineas notices something.
"Perry, check out that guard!" a ring of keys on a hook on his back. "Keys!"
Perry looks down at the keyhole on his chains and moves his cuff to reveal the watch. He activates the electromagnet and fires, pulling the keys to them.
"Cool!" Phineas said. He looks up to see the Normbot is also being pulled to them. "Ah! Look out!"
"Everything going to go to hell, isn't it?"
"Candace!"
"Mom, I'm 17, not 7. Let me live my life!"
"If Candace gets to curse then so do I!" Phineas yelled cheerfully.
"I would also like to curse, mother." Ferb said in monotone.
Linda just gave up.
It hits into them and flies erratically. Ferb climbs on its back and opens a panel, which hits Doofenshmirtz on the head.
"Ow! Is this the plan?" They fly into the air, over the lava, and he screams. "Tell me this isn't the plan!"
Ferb works with the Normbot's wiring, trying to find a way to control it.
"You are tampering with the property of..." the Normbot sparks and turns to the Norm head. "Let's make omelets!"
The tampered Normbot flies and hits into two Normbots. The Goozim grabs them and shreds them. Doofenshmirtz screams as they fly. The gang hits the head of the Normbot turning the crank, knocking it off. "Ow! Can you get a little more lift on this thing? I think I just bruised a kidney."
"Oh god, that is so dangerous!" Linda said, covering her eyes.
"We don't really have a choice here, Mom." Candace said, but her hands were also ready to cover her eyes any moment.
"My bicycle is missing!" the tampered Normbot said. It smashes into another Normbot, destroying them. They get thrown off and fall onto the top of the cage, and the Goozim looks up at that. The headless Normbot holding the crank collapses, the crank spins and shuts the cage.
"Yay!" They all cheer. The door then breaks off and falls down. "Awww..."
The Goozim wedges itself out of the cage. It grabs the door in its teeth and throws it, turning to the group sitting frozen in fear on top of the cage.
"That's... not good" Ferb commented while everyone else watched in horror.
"Yes! Go, Goozim!" Doofenshmirtz-2 cheers. A Normbot comes in wearing an apron and oven mitts, holding a muffin on a tray.
"It's muffin time, sir."
"Already?"
Perry looks wide-eyed and frantically tries to unlock his chains. The Goozim roars near them, causing them to scream and tumble together.
"I've never seen Perry so worried." Vanessa said. Even when he and her dad was in trouble, Perry always was the one who looked strong and in control.
"Well, almost everything he cares about is in danger right now. Anyone would be worried." Stacy said, remembering the few times she and Perry had spent time "talking."
The keys drop, landing on the bottom of the cage on a bar. Perry looks down in fear and then looks up determinately, pointing to the edge of the cage. He begins to climb down it.
"Okay. I see where you're going with this." Phineas said as they all climb down.
"I officially prefer our dimension." Candace said, fed up.
"Same here." Candace agreed with her onscreen self.
Perry reaches the bottom and moves to the keys, the others following.
"Uh, this may not be the best time to tell you, but I actually flunked jungle gym in grade school." Doofenshmirtz said from above. "I just couldn't get the hang of all that climbing and..." The Goozim roars and swipes, causing Doofenshmirtz to yell and fall, taking the others with him. Perry grabs the bar before they can fall into the lava.
The keys shake and fall, but Candace accidentally catches them. Doofenshmirtz sees the keys and excitedly exclaimed. "Oh great, you caught it! Unlock me!"
"Are you even paying attention?" Candace asked, holding the keys closer.
Doofenshmirtz looks down and sees he is hanging directly over the lava. "Oh, that's right. Uh, it can wait. Later."
"How is he still alive with this much lack of awareness?" Gretchen asked incredulously.
"A whole lot of luck." Vanessa said as she facepalmed at her father's actions.
Perry struggles to hang on with the weight of four people pulling him down. The Goozim roars. Doofenshmirtz-2, eating some muffins, turns back and sees what is happening and spits out the muffin. "More guards!"
"Just how strong is Perry?" Baljeet asked in wonder. "He's holding a fully grown human, two kids and Candace."
"Hey! Why do I get a special mention?" Candace asked, not sure if she should be offended or not.
The Normbot comes back with a tray full of muffins. "It's muffin time, sir!"
"You're broken!"
More Normbots swarm out to the lava pit while the Goozim roars and swipes. Phineas gulps at the hopeless situation, but then he hears a rumbling noise. He looks up and sees one of the large lawn gnomes move.
It hits the screen, causing cracks.
"What'd going on now?" Linda asked, looking through her fingers.
Candace-2 is behind it, pushing it with her feet. The gnome tips over, and she rides its fall. She unhooks two devices from her belt. One fires a grappler, which ties onto a bar on the ceiling. The other she places on the back of the gnome. It shoots a grapple that goes through the gnome and hooks onto the front of the gnome. She hooks the two together, and the gnome swings, smashing into the Normbots.
"Wow! Other dimension Candace is awesome!" Milly cheered.
"Maybe I should learn martial arts too?" Candace wondered, watching her counterpart.
"Yay, other dimension Candace!" Phineas cheer.
"Phineas! Catch!" Candace-2 pulls out the remote and throws it. He catches it, but the movement causes Perry to struggle.
Phineas sees what she throws at him and gasps. "The remote!"
More bots swarm in, and he looks down at the lava. His eyes widen, and he looks up.
"Oh no no no!" Candace said suddenly. "You have that look in your eyes when you're going to have a ridiculous idea. Don't even think about it!"
"Perry! Let go!" Phineas yells and Perry looks at him surprised.
"What?!" Candace yells. "No, no! Don't let go!"
"Perry! Trust me!"
"Two words: La-va!" Perry struggles as he looks down.
"Trust me!" Phineas pleads.
"That was not the time to test his trust!" Linda exclaimed.
Perry's expression changes from desperation to acceptance. He lets go, and they fall.
"And of course, he lets go!" Candace yelled, throwing her hands up in frustration. "As if there was ever a reason to question his trust!"
The Normbots crash into each other while trying to get them. The Goozim roars and dives after them. Phineas aims the remote and opens a portal in the lava. They fall into the portal, with the Goozim squeezing in after them.
They land in the pinkish jungle of another dimension and bounce around on the plants. They land on the ground, and the Goozim lands next to them, now compressed into a circular shape. He growls but then sees his body, whimpers, and slinks off. Candace smirks as she holds up the keys.
"Great work Candace!"
Back in the 2nd dimension...
"They opened another portal! Go after them!" Doofenshmirtz-2 yelled, and the Normbots fly down. Candace-2 yells as she swings by on the gnome. "And her, that banshee screaming girl. Get her too!"
In the unknown pink dimension, the others are unlocked, and Perry is unlocking Doofenshmirtz. "Thanks, Perry the Platypus."
Suddenly lasers fire around them, and they look up to see Normbots pouring out through the portal. "Stop where you are. You cannot leave."
"I use aggression to mask my insecurities!" another Normbot with a Norm head said before he turns to the armored head and fires.
"Sounds like you Buford." Baljeet said, and Buford just punches him for that comment.
Phineas dodges the attack. "The portal!" he shuts it, and the other bots hit the lava and melt.
"Boy, I could go for a lemonade!" the melting bot said.
Two Normbots are shown holding a struggling Candace-2.
"Oh no! They got her!" Stacy said, dismayed.
"Maybe she has some plan to get out?" Isabella said hopefully.
"The portal closed, sir." Another Normbot reported.
"Oh pooh. Oh, well. Time to start the invasion!" Doofenshmirtz-2 goes off-screen, the bots following. "And somebody get me a muffin!"
The muffin Normbot follows, now carrying two trays filled with muffins. "But it's not muffin time, sir!
In the other dimension, the group runs from the bots.
"Oh come on! Your boss doesn't even want to catch us anymore!" Candace exclaimed.
"Alright, follow me! We're going around clockwise!" Phineas aims the remote and fires, opening a portal, and they leap through, the bots following.
As they go into different dimensions, a song starts up.
♪ If there's no hospitality ♪
♪ Just get out of town ♪
♪ You can be light on formality and say ♪
♪ I guess I'll see you around ♪
♪ You've got no obligations ♪
♪ Nothin' holding you down ♪
♪ Find a new situation and say ♪
♪ I guess I'll see you around ♪
♪ You've got no time to waste on sentimentality ♪
♪ Get out and find yourself ♪
♪ A brand new reality ♪
♪ Get out and find yourself ♪
♪ A brand new reality ♪
♪ A particle duality ♪
♪ A new dimensionality, yeah ♪
♪ Well, sometimes it's appropriate to stop for a snack ♪
♪ If you do then I hope you get back ♪
♪ I guess I'll see you around ♪
"This looks like a weird drug trip." Vanessa said.
"Well, it is a brand new reality." Jeremy said, vibing to the music.
♪ Hopping clockwise through dimensions ♪
♪ Is a dangerous thing ♪
♪ But it seems to help a lot if we sing ♪
♪ And we can sing about ♪
♪ A brand new reality♪
♪ A brand new reality♪
♪ A brand new reality♪
♪ I guess I'll see you around ♪
"Is that a giant, elastic Perry?" Holly asked
"... Let's never talk about that again." Ferb said.
"Agreed."
♪ A brand new reality♪
♪ A brand new reality♪
♪ A brand, brand, brand, brand ♪
♪ brand, brand, brand, brand, brand, brand ♪
♪ I guess I'll see you around ♪
Back at the 1st dimension, the kids are still in the park.
"Finally we're back to us, we barely see me, Baljeet and Isabella in this movie." Buford said.
"Same for me." Stacy and Vanessa said.
"What about us? We're not even in it." Gretchen said for the Fireside Girls.
"At least you get to see your counterparts." Jeremy commented, only to get glares from the girls.
"Can we please get back to the movie?" Lawrence asked before anyone else could say anything.
"Alright, how about two Kafka's for your Dostoevsky?" Buford asks Baljeet.
"Stop wasting my time, Buford."
A portal opens in the park, and the others emerge.
"Wait, I think this is it." Phineas said, looking around.
"Where have you guys been?" Isabella asked.
"This is it."
At the DEI, the roof opens. Doofenshmirtz-2 laughs evilly from the top.
"I spy with my one little eye, a new Tri-State Area that's one dictator short of a dictatorship." he pushes a button and the Other-Dimensionator rises on a platform. "Well, that's all about to change. Pretty soon I'll be ruling over two Tri-State Area's, a virtual Six-State Area!"
He hits a button with a Normbot picture on it, 2nd dimension, the Normbots fly to the Other Dimensionator portal. "Fly! Fly, my Normbots! We've got some oppressing to do!" he laughs as they emerge from the portal.
"How did we ever fight something like that? There's no way you could have built an army fast enough to counter that." Katie said.
"Well, there is the robot building device." Phineas said, remembering the clone-like robots they made. "But I'm not sure we could make enough to fight an army that big."
"So we're basically doomed?" Buford asked anxiously.
"Not necessarily." Baljeet said. "We are all still here without a mad dictator so maybe OWCA was able to defeat him?"
They all exchanged uneasy looks. Even if OWCA did handle everything, it still didn't explain why no one remembers the invasion in the first place. Was OWCA really that powerful? Or was Danville just used to the crazies happening here?
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