Part 2 is here!

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~Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated~

The scene focuses inside the DEI building where Doofenshmirtz is monologing.

"Now, Perry the Platypus, quake in terror, as I punch a hole through to another dimension!" Doofenshmirtz said as he showed his device. "Behold! The Other-Dimensionator-"

"Sir! I've finished setting up the buffet." Norm calls from in front of a large buffet table.

"Oh, for crying out loud, Norm. I was in the zone!"

"Yeah Norm, don't interrupt dad, while he's playing with his doll." Vanessa said mockingly.

"Doll?"

"It's not a doll, it's a stand-in." Doofenshmirtz said, showing a teal block of wood with different body parts out of commonplace things to make it look like Agent P. It even has the fedora. "Pretendy the Practice-pus."

"Should we be offended on behalf of Perry?" Candace asked, looking at the crudely made doll.

"Give the guy a break." Stacy said. "He's a scientist, not an artist."

Vanessa opened her mouth to correct Stacy, then decided that it doesn't matter. If it is important, then the show will probably show it.

"You're not normal, dad." Vanessa said as she left.

"Oh why thank you Vanessa, you're so sweet. See what I did there, even though I knew you meant it as an insult, I took it as a compliment. Maddening isn't it?"

"Ooh! Thank you, Vanessa's dad." Candace said as she wrote down the idea.

"He has surprisingly good advice sometimes." Vanessa said. "Pretty sure most of them are inspired by his own mess ups."

"I'm out of here." Vanessa said, leaving the room.

"Tell your mother you had fun today!"

"Now, where were you?" Norm asked, trying to get Doofenshmirtz back on topic.

"Huh, oh, right. I wonder if Perry the Platypus practices with a fake me? It would be nice to know he cares enough." Just as he says that the tennis ball eye falls off the stand-in.

"He can make working machines, but not a doll that stays together?" Jeremy asked Vanessa, who shrugged.

"Don't bother questioning."

Cut to Phineas and Ferb's backyard, the mechanical platypult is finished, and Phineas and Ferb are inside the giant shuttlecock.

"All systems are green. Prepare to launch on my mark. T-minus thirty and counting." Phineas says as Isabella starts rotating the mechanism. "29, 28, 27, 26..."

Back at Perry's lair...

"...Of course, you'll only need this if you're attacked by one of the royals or a member of Parliament, so it's probably okay to leave the safety on." Carl said, putting back a harpoon with a target system. "And here's your brand new rocket-car. Sweet huh? Good luck, Agent P!" He shows it as Perry gets in and starts it.

"Why do I feel like something bad is going to happen?" Baljeet asked inconsequently.

Perry starts the engine. Suddenly a thought seems to come to Monogram.

"Uh, Carl? Did you tell him the accelerator's a little touchy?"

The rocket car roars off, hitting the ceiling directly and causing Carl to fall over.

"I think he knows, sir."

Back in the backyard...

"...3, 2, 1, service!"

Isabella pushes a button marked INVOLUNTARY REFLEX, and the platypult launches them into the sky. The force of the "serve" caused the platypult to roll out of the backyard through a hole in the fence.

At the same time, Perry's rocket car burst out of the ground and collided with the shuttlecock, sending them both careening away from each other.

"You had to open your mouth." Buford tutted at Baljeet.

"This already happen. It would not matter what I say now."

"Phineas and Ferb, you are so bus..." Candace and Stacy run into the backyard to see it empty, except for Isabella and Baljeet. "Oh my gosh! Where'd it go? You there! Small children! Where's the big contraption?"

"I... don't know, it was here just a moment ago." Isabella said, confused.

"It disappeared!" Candace asks in disbelief. "Stacy, do you realize what this means?"

"We're done?"

Stacy sighed. "If only."

"No! Some mysterious force always takes away Phineas and Ferb's inventions before Mom shows up, this time, it took it away before I showed up!" She said excitedly. "The mysterious force recognizes that I'm now a grown-up!"

"Isn't believing in such things against being an adult?" Buford asked.

"Oh, I wouldn't be so sure about that. I'm considered an adult and I believe in mysterious forces." Lawrence said.

"A "mysterious force"? Really?" Stacy asks doubtfully.

♪ Let me explain, though it might seem strange to you ♪ 

♪ So please refrain from thinkin' bad of me ♪ 

♪ It gives me pain when I see what my brothers do ♪ 

♪ But no one else ever can see ♪ 

♪ I just want the truth known, so I call mom on the phone ♪ 

♪ But by the time she gets here, the whole thing disappears ♪ 

♪ Whatever they build every day, it gets taken away ♪ 

♪ No one sees it, of course, it's some mysterious force♪ 

“I thought only mom couldn’t see it?” Phineas asked.

“Yeah, but no one ever tells her about these inventions either! It’s like they all just suddenly forget all about it.” 

♪ To my mother every story's preposterous ♪ 

♪ Never believes no matter what I do ♪ 

♪ But though I'm right and she's wrong, I must confess ♪ 

♪ I'd probably think I'm crazy, too ♪ 

“I’m so sorry Candace.” Linda apologized.

“Its okay. The truth is finally out.” 

♪ I just want the truth known, so I call mom on the phone ♪ 

♪ But by the time she gets here, the whole thing disappears ♪ 

♪ Whatever they build every day, it gets taken away ♪ 

♪ By some mysterious force, no one sees it, of course ♪ 

♪ Some mysterious force (x4) ♪ 

"Huh, Interesting theory Candace." Baljeet said mockingly.

"Hey, you try thinking of a reason when there is no other logical source of evidence."

"She does have a point you know." Buford pointed out.

"I'm still not buying it." Stacy said. "I am a woman of science, at least that's what my horoscope said."

"You just contradicted yourself, sis."

"Shut it, Ginger."

"Well, I'm going to prove it to you and bust my brothers at the same time! Where are my brothers?"

"We just launched them toward the park. Buford is there with the other platypult." Baljeet answered.

"Okay, as the adult, I decree we're going to the park. Does anyone need to go potty first?" Candace asked. An awkward pause came, and Stacy raised her hand "Fine, make it quick."

Back in the air, the shuttlecock soar right towards Doofenshmirtz's building.

"Ferb! It looks like we're going to hit that building that looks vaguely like your head!"

"Huh. I never noticed that." Vanessa said, looking at the building.

"Time to give it a little test." Doofenshmirtz said as he walked to his inator and turned it on. It starts for a brief second, then shuts down.

"Hmm. Well, I just finished it. It can't be broken already." Suddenly Phineas and Ferb smash into it with their shuttlecock. "Sigh. I stand corrected."

"I think I'm starting to get immune to their dangerous activities."

"What! Not you too Mom!"

Phineas and Ferb get out of the shuttlecock as Doofenshmirtz runs towards them. "Alright, what's with the giant shuttlecock?"

"We're really sorry, sir. I don't know what happened." Phineas said. "One minute we were innocently launching ourselves across the city in a badminton platypult, the next thing we know, we're bouncing on up to the east side to your deluxe apartment in the sky."

"You say that as if it's normal to launch yourself across the city in a badminton platypult." Jeremy said with a snort.

"For Phineas and Ferb, it just might be." Gretchen said.

"Well, it looks like you've totaled my Other-Dimensionator." Doofenshmirtz said in an annoyed voice.

"An Other-Dimensionator? What does it do?" Phineas asks curiously.

"It's literally in the name, Dinnerbell."

"Well, at the moment, it just stops giant shuttlecocks, apparently, but it's supposed to let me go into other dimensions."

"Oh, that's cool! We can help you fix it." He said excitedly. "I'm Phineas and this is my brother, Ferb."

"Past us, no! Don't help an evil scientist!" Phineas exclaimed.

"I'm Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, but my friends call me..." he suddenly stops and thinks for a moment, his mood going down. "I just got into such a funk."

"I feel bad for him." Milly said.

"Yeah, me too." Holly agreed.

"Ferb is naturally handy with tools. I'll bet we could put this thing back together again in no time."

"Ah, what the heck. Before we start, there's a whole buffet set up here." Doofenshmirtz said, showing them to the buffet table. "Please partake, I was expecting someone who seems to be running late."

Meanwhile, Perry is on the ground while his smoking rocket car is picked up by a tow truck.

"You're lucky I got a rocket car winch, lots of guys don't have that."

"How can he reveal he's an agent here but not with us?" Candace asked.

"Probably because you guys are family. A-Atleast that's how it is in the movies." Stacy said with a nervous laugh.

Back at the DEI, the boys have restored the Other-Dimensionator already.

"Almost there. Okay, field compressor attaches to the auxiliary generator. Was this working before?"

"Well, if by "working", you mean "functioning properly", then, uh, no."

"Well, I think I see your problem. Everything's wired through this self-destruct button. Do you even need that?" Phineas asked.

"Well, of course I need-Wait a minute. No! I do not need that! You are absolutely right. Huh." Doofenshmirtz said as if just coming to that realization.

"What's with the self-destruct button anyway?" Holly asked.

"Oh, don't get me started."

"So Ferb has rigged up this remote control, so that if we get separated from the portal, we can open another one." Ferb showed off a small green remote-like device.

"Nice touch, kid."

"I guess this is the last piece." Phineas said, taking a big spoon-like mechanism. "Okay, Ferb, boost me up."

Ferb lifts him to reach the top of the machine. Suddenly, Perry crashes through the window on his jet-pack, his feet out and ready to attack. He stops as he sees the boys helping his nemesis and lands in shock. His eyes dart around nervously as he looks between the boys and his nemesis.

"Is this where we find out?" Phineas asked.

"Ooh, I cannot wait!" Doofenshmirtz said excitedly. Perry takes a step back, and Phineas glances back. Perry is back in pet mode, and he chatters.

"Oh, there you are, Perry."

"Guess not."

"Perry?" Doofenshmirtz asks, watching the boys walking towards their pet.

"Yeah. He's our pet platypus."

"Is every platypus named Perry?" he asked, confused.

"In a perfect world, yes."

"How did he not put 2 and 2 together?" Gretchen asked, amazed at his obliviousness.

"Aww, well, he's a cute little fella. Hi there. Gootchie-" he tickles Perry's chin, but Perry bites his finger. "OW OW OW!"

"Perry, no! We do not bite the elderly!" Phineas scold as he and Ferb pull him off.

"Again, ow. No, it's okay. Platypuses don't typically like me."

"I can't believe Perry bit him." Phineas said.

"You saw him whoop Dr. D's ass twice and you're still surprised?"

"Baljeet!" Buford scolded, hearing him curse.

"What?"

"Well, Perry, you're just in time to see us open a window to another dimension." Perry's eyes widen as he hears Phineas say this. Phineas and Ferb are about to put the last piece in when Perry leaps and grabs it in his mouth. "Perry, no! What are you doing?! No, no!" Perry goes under the buffet table, Phineas and Ferb running after him.

"Perry," Phineas grabs the piece and pulls to get it back. "this is not tug of war. This is not tug of war! Silly boy. What's gotten into him?" He finally pulls the piece out and walks back to the machine.

"Alright, let's get this show on the road, huh?" Doofenshmirtz said, getting impatient.

Suddenly Major Monogram's head appears beside Perry. "Remember, if your cover's blown, you'll never see the boys again."

"Hey, does anyone hear someone talking?" Doofenshmirtz asks as they try to listen to the voice.

Major Monogram head actually turned out to be the hologram on Perry's watch. "Never see them again..."

"Suuure. And the creepy voice coming from nowhere is not questionable at all."

Perry covers the watch to stop the hologram from talking and reverts to pet mode.

"Okay, here we go." Perry walks over to the nearby couch as Ferb lifts Phineas up. "Right in he-" Phineas stops again as he hears something. Perry is peeing on the couch. He finishes then jumps off.

"Eeew!" All the kids and teenagers, except for the Flynn-Fletchers, shrieked.

"That's why Perry bought Dad a new couch." Vanessa mused out loud.

"Perry! No!" Phineas and Ferb run over as they see this "Not on the sofa! Oh, I'm sorry, Dr. D. We should take him out." He says while Ferb picks Perry up and walks away, only for Doofenshmirtz to stop them.

"No, no. Wait. It'll be all right. I was planning on replacing this old couch anyway." He says as he turns over the cushion with pee. "Now come on, let's light this pop stand, or however it goes." Perry looks nervous as they go back to the machine. Phineas inserts the piece, boosted by Doofenshmirtz, and it powers up.

"Looks like nothing can stop you two from helping Dr.D. Perry's choices are either let him win or leave us forever." Katie said.

"This is, uh, it's kinda weird, actually. I'm usually thwarted by this point. Hm. Well, I guess he's not coming." He turns it on the machine, and a portal starts to form. "And now! Behold! The mind blowing first images from beyond our dimensional reality!"

"That can't really be that bad. He just wants to go to a different dimension." Adyson said.

"Even if it's to do something evil?" Milly asked.

"I mean traveling to another dimension is something we would do."

Their eyes all widen as it forms only Perry's is because of his worry. The portal opens and a room with a couch in shades of pink and purple appears.

"Hmm. It's a...it's a couch." Doofenshmirtz stated matter of fact. "That's a bit anticlimactic. I guess it's a nice couch, though." He looks back and forth between his couch and the other one. "Hmm. Hey, I got an idea! Let's swap my couch for that one!" he says as he enters the portal.

"Um..." Phineas and Ferb exchanged an uneasy glance as Doofenshmirtz entered the portal.

"I know he's evil, but that's weird to just take a couch from another dimension." Baljeet said.

"I don't blame him, platypus pee is gross." Candace informed.

"Okay, I got it, I got-" Doofenshmirtz said, grabbing the pink couch and trying to pull it to the portal. "uh, maybe, hey, you want to give me a hand here?"

"Whoa, awesome! Check it out!" Phineas and Ferb, who's still holding Perry, enter the portal leaving Doofenshmirtz. Suddenly someone loudly coughed off-screen.

Doofenshmirtz turns and sees Monogram wearing a purple bellhop uniform. "Oh uh, hello. Say, aren't you..."

Vanessa suddenly started laughing uncontrollably, causing everyone to look at her in surprise.

"He looks like an eggplant!" She said, laughing at her previous boss.

"Hey Dr. D! Look at this!" he heard Phineas call off-screen.

"Hold that thought!" Doofenshmirtz runs over to a balcony and sees Phineas, Ferb, and Perry are looking out.

"You're famous here!" Phineas says, revealing the 2nd Dimension Tri-State Area, which is various colors of purples, pinks, and greens. Various places are all named after Doofenshmirtz. There is a 2nd Dimension Doofenshmirtz poster, wearing a black lab coat buttoned over grey pants and black boots, and grey gloves. He has a goatee, spiked-up hair, and an eyepatch on his left eye, which has a scar that goes over the patch.

"Oh, that's not good."

A large statue of Doofenshmirtz-2 is shown riding a rhino, holding a shield that reads ME, and holding a sword that reads OBEY.

A store called Doof's Closet, with signs on it reading YOUR HOTSPOT FOR MANDATORY DOOFERALLS!, CLOTHES YOU MUST OWN!, HIGH PRICES!, EXPENSIVE!, THE LATEST IN REQUIRED CONFORMITY! is shown next.

"Dooferalls?" Milly questioned.

"Must be the latest fashion craze there." Katie answered.

"If that's the fashion there, then count me out." Candace said.

A subway train with 2nd Dimension Doofenshmirtz's face pulls into the station, its doors opening. "Get off!"

"Heinz Doofenshmirtz, Your Leader"? Doofenshmirtz reads on a blimp.

Close up to Perry, who has an incredibly nervous look on his face. He gulps with worry.

"I said it before and I'll say it again. It's weird to see Perry so intelligent." Candace stated.

"A whole Tri-State Area where I am already in charge! Yeah! Wait a minute, I gotta go check something out." Doofenshmirtz goes up to 2nd Dimension Monogram who looks unamused. "Uh, yoo-hoo! Hello again!"

"Is this some kind of test? Is it really you, sir?"

"Ha ha! Holy Boy! Even the great Francis Monogram's my slave in this dimension!" Doofenshmirtz said out happily.

"I prefer the term "Indentured Executive Assistant"." 2nd Dimension Monogram said, offended.

"Someone's a bit grumpy." Jeremy said.

"I think anyone would be if they're a slave of a mad man." Stacy defended.

"Well, I want to meet this other dimension me, where-where can I find him?"

"Oh, you're from another dimension?" 2nd Dimension Monogram asked, surprised. "Well then, he'll probably want to see you, he's into that freaky sorta stuff. Have a seat and I'll let him know you're on your way up." He pushes a button on a control, and a chair slides in.

"Okay, so I just gotta sit here and..." Just as Doofenshmirtz gets on the chair and it slides away, flying. He screams as two doors open. Soon as he enters, a song starts up as he goes into an animatronic ride filled with gnomes. He passes by the Gunther Goat Cheese's Goat and waves.

♪ Doof Doof Doof ♪

♪ Bask in his glory ♪

♪ Kneel at his feet ♪

♪ You're in for such a treat ♪

♪ He's Doofenshmirtz! ♪

"That is awesome!" Phineas said with Ferb nodding. But Candace had her doubts.

"Is it?" she asked, a little creeped out.