Kazuno: someone at our prom has been killed! Please help!

Toshiaki: now calm down. We don't need to panic at the disco

[*I write sins not tragedies starts playing*]

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Kuro: wElL wHeN lIfE gIvEs YoU lEmOnS

[*Thomas the Tank Engine theme song starts playing*]

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Yuki: I'm thinking I'd do some magic

Amy: you? Magic? Yuki, it says Talent.Show.

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[In a college roommate AU]

Toshino: this is how I enter my house

Toshino: WASSUP F*CKERS!

Robin: why do you have my phone?

Toshino: f*ck you that's why!

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Moriyo: hey I'm lesbian

Yuki: ...

Yuki: I thought you were Japanese?

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[Chapter 1 post trial in a nutshell]

Toshino: so umm

Kuro: *slaps him with a piece of glass*

Toshino: aw f*ck. I can't believe you done this

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Toshiaki: *accidentally throws the frisbee in the wrong direction*

Yuki: what the f*ck Toshiaki

Their friendship is just so pure. I need to add more of them in canon!

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Ichigo: so is there any reason why people fear technology?

Toshino: TECHNOLOGY!

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Jun: all women! Are kweens!

Toshino: if she breaths...SHE'S A THOT!!

Both of them: *starts fighting with lightsabers*

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Ichigo: glad we can all make it today! We need to discuss finances

Yuki: ...

Yuki: it's just me...

Ichigo: I know. You owe me twenty bucks

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Rin: oh sorry. I fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich

Kuro: go back to sleep...And Starve!

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Uyeda: hey can you pass me my keys?

Kana: *throws him a tree*

Uyeda: I said my keys

Kana: I thought you said Christmas tree

Uyeda: why the f*ck would I-

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[HackedCoding when they get a bad gift for Christmas]

Y/N: do you like it?

Toshino: what the f*ck is this?

Kuro: thanks I love it (:

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Toshino: if Ichigo has 19 bottles of dish soap and she gives Kuro-

Robin: wait why does Ichigo have so many soaps?

Ichigo: ...

Ichigo: MIND YOUR BUSINESS ROBIN!

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And now...Toshiaki tries to solve 6x3

Toshiaki: ):

Kuro: what's the problem?

Toshiaki: math homework ):

Kuro: oh I can help you! Let me see

Kuro: ...

Kuro: ok here's an easy one. What's 6x3?

Toshiaki:

Kuro: 6 TIMES 3!

Toshiaki: I don't know!

Kuro: SIX THREES!

Toshiaki: I LEGIT DON'T KNOW! WHAT IS IT?!

Kuro: WHAT IS IT?!

Kuro:

Kuro: get your mom!

Toshiaki: what?

Kuro: MINAMI!

Minami: *comes down the stairs* what's the problem?

Kuro: homework *hands her the paper*

Minami: ok? What's 6x3?

Toshiaki: I don't know

Minami: 6 TIMES 3!

Toshiaki: I DON'T KNOW!

Minami: what's 6+6?

Toshiaki: oh 12

Minami: NOW ADD 6!

Toshiaki: I DON'T KNOW! WHAT IS IT?

Minami: WHAT IS IT?!

Minami:

Minami: get your math teacher

Toshiaki: who?

Minami: MR. OGA!

Robin: *kicks the door down* BOOM! WHAT?

Minami: homework *hands him the paper*

Robin:

Robin: I TAUGHT YOU THIS!

Robin: what's 6 x 3?

Toshiaki: I don't know!

Robin: look if Ichigo has 6x3 bottles of dish soap, how much dish soap will she have?

Toshiaki: I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH?

Robin: HOW MUCH?!

Robin:

Ichigo: *in the corner with the dish soap*

Robin:

Robin: 1 2 3 4 5-

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Get your haha's and hehe's out before I start writing the trial