Incorrect quotes from the Generator
Yuki: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve
Ichigo: I think you mean cards
Yuki, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not
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Jun: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Robin will eat and not eat
Toshiaki: Grass? Yes
Jun: Moss? Yes!!
Toshiaki: Leaves!! Ohh,yes!
Jun: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Toshiaki: Worms? Sometimes!
Jun: Rocks? Usually nah
Toshiaki: Twigs? Usually!
Jun: Kuro's cooking? Inconclusive!
Yuki: How did you...test this?
Jun: You just hand him stuff and say 'eat this' and if he eats it, he eats it
Yuki: ...I don't know how to feel about this
Kuro: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
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Minami: So are we flirting right now?
Kazuno: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU!
Minami: That doesn't answer my question
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Kuro: I know you snuck out last night, Toshino
Ichigo: Play dumb!
Toshino: Who's Toshino?
Ichigo: NOT THAT DUMB!!!!
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Kuro, negotiating with Toshino: We have Ichigo. Give us ten thousand dollars and she will be returned to you unharmed.
Ichigo: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?
Kuro:
Ichigo: MAKE IT ONE MILLION-
Kuro: ICHIGO STOP
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Yuki: Hey, you want some leftovers?
Robin: What's that?
Yuki: You've never had leftovers???
Robin: No, because I'm not a quitter
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Minami: Why are Kuro and Toshino sitting with their backs to each other?
Kana: They had a fight
Minami: Then why are they holding hands?
Kana: They get sad when they fight
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Moriyo: Here's some advice
Kazuno: I didn't ask for any
Moriyo: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
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Sora: Where are you going?
Jun: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there
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Sora, pointing: May I sit there?
Jun: That's my lap
Sora: That doesn't answer my question, Jun
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Kazuno: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends
Kuro: ...your what?
Kazuno: My friends
Kana: Is she saying "friends"?
Amy: I think they're being sarcastic
Uyeda: No, no, no, this is delirium, she's cracked from being awake all night. Hey Kazuno! All of your friends are in this room
Kazuno: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks
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Uyeda: You know those things will kill you, right?
Minami, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point
Rin, smoking a cigarette: We're speeding up the process
Amy: *nods while eating raw cookie dough*
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Kana, threatening the others with a paintball gun: Listen...Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us...And today, it's going to give you...a paintball!
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Rin: I can explain
Kuro: Can you?
Rin: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie
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Kuro: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
Toshino; It means I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans
Kuro: But what's the first worst thing?
*Awkward Pause*
Toshino: Kuro, they...they weren't always orphans
Kuro:
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Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three on one motorcycle
Robin: Sh*t
Toshiaki: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Yuki: OH MY GOD JUN FELL OFF!!!
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Uyeda: That's it, we're gonna go out and find what we need!
Moriyo: To the city?
Uyeda: Yeah, no matter what!
Minami: Well- How exactly do you propose we do that, exactly?
Uyeda: I...I don't know!
Hirohito: O-oh come off i-it, be s-serious!
Uyeda: I am serious!
Hirohito: You're i-insane!
Kazuno: Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!
Everyone:
Uyeda: What???
Kazuno: Or maybe it was a basset hound
Hirohito, panicked: Y-YOU'RE ALL I-INSANE!
<Sneak peek to three characters in the sequel>
Amara: In my defense, I was left unsupervised
Haise: Wasn't Zetsubo with you?
Zetsubo: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised
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Amara: We need to get through this locked door. Haise, give me your credit card
Haise: Here
Amara, pocketing it: Thanks. Zetsubo, kick down the door
A/N: I'll probably make the chapters for Ch5 shorter because I want to get Into Code done and over with.
Expect any plot twists
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