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Incorrect quotes from the Generator

Yuki: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve

Ichigo: I think you mean cards

Yuki, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not

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Jun: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Robin will eat and not eat

Toshiaki: Grass? Yes

Jun: Moss? Yes!!

Toshiaki: Leaves!! Ohh,yes!

Jun: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Toshiaki: Worms? Sometimes!

Jun: Rocks? Usually nah

Toshiaki: Twigs? Usually!

Jun: Kuro's cooking? Inconclusive!

Yuki: How did you...test this?

Jun: You just hand him stuff and say 'eat this' and if he eats it, he eats it

Yuki: ...I don't know how to feel about this

Kuro: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

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Minami: So are we flirting right now?

Kazuno: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU!

Minami: That doesn't answer my question

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Kuro: I know you snuck out last night, Toshino

Ichigo: Play dumb!

Toshino: Who's Toshino?

Ichigo: NOT THAT DUMB!!!!


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Kuro, negotiating with Toshino: We have Ichigo. Give us ten thousand dollars and she will be returned to you unharmed.

Ichigo: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?

Kuro:

Ichigo: MAKE IT ONE MILLION-

Kuro: ICHIGO STOP

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Yuki: Hey, you want some leftovers?

Robin: What's that?

Yuki: You've never had leftovers???

Robin: No, because I'm not a quitter

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Minami: Why are Kuro and Toshino sitting with their backs to each other?

Kana: They had a fight

Minami: Then why are they holding hands?

Kana: They get sad when they fight

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Moriyo: Here's some advice

Kazuno: I didn't ask for any

Moriyo: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

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Sora: Where are you going?

Jun: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there


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Sora, pointing: May I sit there?

Jun: That's my lap

Sora: That doesn't answer my question, Jun

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Kazuno: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends

Kuro: ...your what?

Kazuno: My friends

Kana: Is she saying "friends"?

Amy: I think they're being sarcastic

Uyeda: No, no, no, this is delirium, she's cracked from being awake all night. Hey Kazuno! All of your friends are in this room

Kazuno: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks

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Uyeda: You know those things will kill you, right?

Minami, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point

Rin, smoking a cigarette: We're speeding up the process

Amy: *nods while eating raw cookie dough*

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Kana, threatening the others with a paintball gun: Listen...Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us...And today, it's going to give you...a paintball!

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Rin: I can explain

Kuro: Can you?

Rin: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie

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Kuro: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?

Toshino; It means I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans

Kuro: But what's the first worst thing?

*Awkward Pause*

Toshino: Kuro, they...they weren't always orphans

Kuro:

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Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three on one motorcycle

Robin: Sh*t

Toshiaki: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Yuki: OH MY GOD JUN FELL OFF!!!

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Uyeda: That's it, we're gonna go out and find what we need!

Moriyo: To the city?

Uyeda: Yeah, no matter what!

Minami: Well- How exactly do you propose we do that, exactly?

Uyeda: I...I don't know!

Hirohito: O-oh come off i-it, be s-serious!

Uyeda: I am serious!

Hirohito: You're i-insane!

Kazuno: Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!

Everyone:

Uyeda: What???

Kazuno: Or maybe it was a basset hound

Hirohito, panicked: Y-YOU'RE ALL I-INSANE!



<Sneak peek to three characters in the sequel>

Amara: In my defense, I was left unsupervised

Haise: Wasn't Zetsubo with you?

Zetsubo: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised

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Amara: We need to get through this locked door. Haise, give me your credit card

Haise: Here

Amara, pocketing it: Thanks. Zetsubo, kick down the door



A/N: I'll probably make the chapters for Ch5 shorter because I want to get Into Code done and over with.

Expect any plot twists

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