CREDITS TO Bayou13

Bark: So she kept flirting with me, but I was like HA JOKE'S ON YOU I'M ACTUALLY GAY! And she left me alone. 

Bael: Huh. That's an odd tactic. 

Bark: ... my interviewer sense is tingling! 

Bael: Really? 

Bark: *Looks smug as there's a knock on the door* 

Bael: I'm coming, I'm coming. 

Owl: Hello. 

Bark: Hi what's your name? 

Owl: Mickey Mouse. 

Bael: ... really?! 

Owl: Totally. *face remains neutral* 

Bark: WE'RE TALKING TO A CELEBRITY- 

Owl: *sigh* that was sarcasm. 

Bark: . . . in my defense, it's hard to tell with you. 

Owl: I get that a lot. 

Bael: What's your real name? 

Owl: Owl. 

Bark: 

Bael: 

Owl: I'm being serious this time. 

Bark: Oh. That's a cool name. 

Owl: Thank you. 

Bael: What do you think our names are? 

Owl: The flyer said there were a bunch, like Azure, Halo, Clover and- 

Bark: *writing things down* 

Owl: Uh... what are you doing? 

Bark: I'm going to find them and kill them. (Pyro: Let's see who can murder each other first, shall we?)

Owl: ... *inches away* 

Bael: WAIT HE WAS JOKING! COME BACK! 

Bark: YEAH I WAS JOKING!

Bael: *smacks Bark* Nice going, dumb*ss. 

Bark: Oh calm down, we'll probably get plenty more interviewees. 

Owl: YOU ARE BOTH CRAZY. 

Bark: Wait, I'M the crazy one? What does that make you? 

Owl: Sane. 

Bark: Fair enough. 

Bael: *tries to change the subject* So... you have any hobbies? 

Owl: Mostly just hanging out with my friends, Phasmid and Chizuki. They're pretty cool. 

Bark: Aren't those... like... alien races? 

Owl: Uhhh no. 

Bael: So you have like a super tragic backstory? 

Owl: No, actually. 

Bark: Then how'd your face get stuck like that? 

Owl: Huh? Like what? 

Bark: *makes neutral expression* 

Owl: That's not what- *sigh* it's because I can feel other's emotions. 

Bael: Wouldn't that make you more expressive?

Owl: No. It's kinda like if you only had one fruit for the rest of your life. You get used to it. 

Bark: That makes no sense at a--  crap, that... makes sense. Oooh I think my taco is ready! *runs inside* 

Owl and Bael: Taco...? 

Bael: Imma follow him. Bye. *closes door* 

Owl: ... ok...

Bayou13: 9/10 Pretty good OC, just needs a tiny bit more positive traits