"and then i was obviously really fucking pissed because who the fuck eats ketchup with pizza—"

"baby, i have to go,"

"but i'm not finished with my rant, i was so pissed you don't even know and—"

"dan, i really have to go, class starts in two minutes,"

"why did you even call me if you couldn't talk?"

"i just thought i'd make you a little happy because i thought you were mad at me,"

"okay bye,"

"no wait i—"

"dan? are you there?"

"fuck's sake,"

a/n: hi im gonna delete this book probably but like idk let's see