*Ari's POV*

So I was nice enough to make a new group chat for us and then Em decided to pay attention in class.

She's annoying.

And a hoe.

Yup.

She took forever to respond to my message.

Ari: em every time i see your type you make me nervous and i mess up 😭😂

When she finally decided to reply, she was a bitch and tried to steal my mother. It was funny. I love em. Sometimes.

Em: hey Kelly can you adopt me?
Em: or Christi!
Ari: no stay with your own mother
Ari: Christi is off limits kid
Em: BUT WE COULD BE TWINZ
Ari: NO I'm already twins with Chloe
Aoife: can I have Christi?

Well, she popped out of no where. Aoife just appears and then disappears. Smh. But seriously, why does everyone want my mother?!

Ari: why does everyone want my mom
Em: I want Kelly
Aoife: coz your mom is the coolest
Ari: Well she gets drunk a lot
Aoife: that's cool and fun
Em: I want Kelly cause she's a bad ass bitch
Em: like me
Em: just kidding, I'm just a bitch
Ari: true, you are
Em: R O O D
Ari: so moms and mom's friends, and Cathy, did you know we are detectives?

It was true, our accounts had been hacked and we literally had a group suspecting people who hated us. It was of course, the one who denied it and tried to help us. She was a bitch. Smh

Em: yeah we are so good, it took us days to find a hacker. I mean it was only like 3 days
Ari: just 3 days wasted
Ari: I love how we texting them and they aren't responding
Aoife: I mean we had a LOT of suspects and they don't respond because they hate you Ari
Aoife: we had a lot of suspects coz a lot of people hate us
Ari: smh child. Oh and were a bunch of popular hoes that's why
Aoife: I mean it's not hard to hate you.
Em: yup ha popular?
Aoife: haha nobody likes me
Ari: on wattpad we are
Aoife: that's the problem

What the fuck, why does Aoife think nobody likes her? She plays Alisa and Alisa is life. I mean, Maddie is more life, but I'm a nice person so Alisa is life as well.

Ari: at least I'm popular on wattpad
Ari: I LIKE YOU
Ari: EM LIKES YOU
Ari: Melissa-
Ari: wait
Aoife: YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND
Aoife: also thanks for reminding me my mother hates me. So sweet
Ari: I'M NOT PRETENDING I LOVE YOU COZ YOUR ALISA
Em: 😂😂 AOIFE I'M NOT PRETENDING YOU ARE ONE OF MY FAVOURITE HUMAN BEINGS

Welp better change the topic while the moms probably think we are crazy already.

Ari: all our moms left us, maybe we were to cool for them
Aoife: they were scared of our swag
Em: maybe we left them 😎
Ari: yeah em that's totally what happened.

I pulled away from the group chat because those people were boring me and therefore I leave.
I'm a nice person.
Instead I put on an episode of Riverdale because that was interesting.

While I was watching the best show in the world,I logged onto wattpad and messaged Paige.

Ari: you need to get Instagram
Paige: do I
Ari: yes
Paige: no
Ari: ugh fine
Ari: whats up
Paige: nothing
Ari: oh me neither except em and Aoife being boring
Paige: I'M YOUR SECOND CHOICE TO THEM
Ari: no your my first choice on wattpad
Paige: YOU WENT ON INSTAGRAM BEFORE WATTPAD
Ari: yes
Paige: I FEEL SO HATED
Ari: shoulda got Instagram.
(I've never seen an Ari and Paige conversation 😂😂 I tried)

Then I got bored again. People always bored me. They need to be as entertaining as Starbucks but they weren't. Annoying.

And then I got another notification, but I had millions because im that popular.
This one I actually checked.

Em has posted on your message board: UPDATE YOUR BOOKS

She always harasses me about my books, I'll update whenever I want.

Ari replied: no
Em replied: YES
Ari replied: no
Em replied: imma keep harrasing you until you do.
Ari replied: great, imma ignore you.

I was such a nice person
Hey I am though
I just wanna watch my Riverdale in peace.

So I went back on Instagram because I like multitasking.
Obviously,I went back to the u left us chat because I made that chat so it has to be FABOLOUS

Em: how come you guys get iconic moms?
Aoife: they left us coz we are so swag that we could of ruined Maddie's chances of being on top of the pyramid
Ari: Kira is iconic.. kinda
Em: I'm changing to Paige's twin
Ari: NO, NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
Ari: NO YOUR KALANIS TWIN SO STFU
Aoife: correction sister because em and Kalani are years apart
Em: you don't look like Chloe though
Ari: I ALSO ALREADY MADE THE RP AND ALL THE CRAP

No I didn't, but hey, they don't know that.

Em: YOU DID?
Ari: oh yeah, I'm totally making an rp out of this

Again, these people bored me so I went onto the wattpad chat. Because there's more people there that might talk about Riverdale there. I see em and Julie talking about how we need to meet up with each other and go to Disneyland.
Disneyland is cool, but I need to see this people. Like now.

Ari: no guys, we seriously need to meet up..
Aoife: FYUBJHIBFYHUBKBJVGDTDRD UH fyhiibjbvhcyftfdtttdttfyyfvhhvv cyyfyvhvvhgccg
Ari: wtf is wrong with you child
Aoife: panic attack ATTACK
Julie: okay what's wrong?
Em: wtf is going on
Tatum: nobody even knows
Aoife: YOUR NEVER GONNA FREAKING BELIEVE ME CHVJJBJBIBUGTFTDSESSRFYFGUUHUBJ
Owen: huh
Ari: I never believe you
Aoife: CAN'T BREATH
Julie: calm down
Aoife: I'M GOING TO AMERICA

What.
The.
Fuck.
Aoife.
Was.
Coming.
To.
America.
That made it official; I had to meet my online friends.