May 4, Monday
"Hello from the other side."

"You used to call me on my cellphone."

"Now you're just somebody that I used to know."

"I'll tell you all about it when I see you again."

"All you had to do was stay."

"I'm only one call away."

"Nice to meet you. Where you been?"

"You lose. You did the same artist twice."

"Oh come on! It's Taylor Swift, I have no choice!"

"I didn't know you're a Swiftie."

"Oh no. Please don't tell me you're the kind of 'guy whose indie records are so much cooler than mine.' "

"I'm assuming that was a reference."

"You sadden me. We're listening to perfection that is Taylor Swift when traveling."

"You have fun with that. I will have my headphones in listening to country."

"Then I'll have to hide your headphones. Dating me includes listening to Taylor Swift. It's in the fine print."

"Who reads the fine print? It's like asking if I read the terms and conditions. I obviously didn't, but I say that I agree anyways."

"That was so relatable to the point it hurt."

"Glad to be of service."

"No, but seriously. Go listen to Taylor Swift."

"Or what?"

"Let's not go there. Next time we talk, I hope you have at least listened to a Taylor Swift song from each album. I'll text you a list."

*End of Call*