May 2, Saturday
"Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me."

"The struggle of having a girlfriend smarter than you."

"Oh really, Mr. Oxford?"

"Yes Ms. Future Psychologist."

"Did you know that it's nearly impossible to say 'good eye might' without sounding Australian."

"The word listen contains the same letters as the word silent."

"Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world, a duck is watching you."

"Marriage is the number one cause of divorce."

"A wedding ring goes on the left ring finger because it's the only finger with a vein straight to the heart."

"Swans only have one partner in their lives; if their partner dies, they could die from heart break."

"Crows can recognize human faces and hold grudges against ones they don't like."

"That explains so much..."

"What? Are you enemies with a crow or something?"

"Well..."

"Oh my god. What did you do?"

"In my defense, it was an accident."

"That makes it sound so much worse."

"Ok so I was trying to study outside, right?"

"Right?"

"Well there was this crow on the table next to me and it was being really loud."

"I'm scared."

"So I yelled at it to shut up."

"You told a crow...to shut up."

"Don't judge me. Anyways, the bird didn't listen."

"Surprise, surprise."

"So I threw a rock at it."

"How do you accidentally throw a rock?"

"It wasn't supposed to hit the bird! I was trying to scare it, but it moved..."

"Wow. You're screwed."

"Careful or I'm sacrificing you to the crows! You will be my human shield!"

"Cool."

"The job doesn't pay."

"The birds' hearts will be payment enough."

"Yeah I'm just going to go... This got a little dark."

*End of Call*

"I bet Jason Todd would have stayed for the conversation. Why can't he be real?"