April 20, Monday
"Hello?"

"It's almost 6 in the morning. Why are you calling so early?"

"Well for me it's almost two in the afternoon, so my apologies. What are you still doing asleep?"

"Why would I be awake before six thirty?"

"Hmm you're right. I forgot how much teenage boys love to sleep."

"I forgot how annoyingly perky girls are in the morning."

"Again it's the afternoon. Mornings and I are mortal enemies."

"Then why would you wake up before six?"

"Because that's when my lessons start for the day. I wake up at five and start school work at six."

"Whoever thought of that schedule is evil."

"That would be my mother. 6:00 to 11:00 is school, 11:20 to 1:00 is riding lessons, and 1:30 to 2:50 is the dreaded 'lady lessons.' Where my mother teaches me the joys of being a lady."

"The joy huh? Then why does it sound like you're gagging?"

"Because like my curly hair, I don't like to behave. Especially in the mornings."

"I can understand that. I mean my whole country started because the colonists decided to stop behaving and rebel."

"Fascinating history lesson. You would be a great historian."

"Nah. I fall asleep in History class."

"I mean I would too if I wasn't so scared of my biscuit privileges being taken away."

"What is your butler also your teacher?"

"Sadly... Again he's like Alfred Pennyworth."

"Haha. If he's Alfred then who are you?"

"I'd like to think of myself as Tim."

"Dick Grayson was the best."

"You're crazy. Tim Drake all the way."

"You must've hit your head."

"And you must be stupid. Oh wait you are!"

"Aww and we were making so much progress!"

"Yeah well life doesn't give you seatbelts."

"Is that a Lego Batman movie reference?"

"I will neither deny nor confirm that statement."

"I understood that reference."

"GASP! Did you just use a reference in response to my reference? You might as well be playing Galaga."

"I would give you a mind-blowing response, but I don't believe you deserve it."

"Oh really? And you're so high and mighty?"

"I am a gift to this world. A gift that is being told to get off the phone before I wake the baby. So this isn't over!"

"The battle has ended, but the war continues."

*End of Call*