May 8, Friday
"Hey."

"Happy birthday!"

"Aww thank you!"

"So how does it feel being eighteen?"

"Not much different than seventeen."

"Just wait until it soaks in."

"What is some mystical power of adulthood going to happen?"

"Yup. Any moment."

"You're a dork."

"You are dating this dork."

"I suppose I am."

"You suppose?"

"Well we haven't been on a date."

"That's a little hard tesoro when we live in different countries."

"Well, I think we'll have to make up for that when I land."

"Hate to disappoint, but when you land my first priority is letting you sleep. Our first date will not be jet-lagged one."

"That's fair. Jet-lagged or not, I'll finally see if your looks are worth the hype."

"Oh they are."

"Hmm. That remains to be seen."

"Maybe I should text you a picture so you can stare at it the entire plane ride."

"Uh no. I will be listening to music and reading on that plane ride."

"But how will your recognize me when I go to pick you up?"

"Your ego is so big that I'm sure it'll light up like a neon sign."

"Although you're going to be a psychologist, I don't think that makes you a telepath."

"Uh yes it does. It's in the job description! Must be a telepath if interested in pursuing this career."

"Oh really?"

"It's a real thing. Look it up."

"Right there with the flying pigs."

"See? You know what I'm talking about!"

"Ok then what am I thinking about?"

"Well I would hope it's 'where am I going to take my girlfriend on our first date?' But it's probably 'god I love looking at myself in the mirror.'"

"Wow you're so right. In fact, I wish I could date myself because of my looks."

"Aww well let me know if you ever need alone time with yourself. I wouldn't want to get in the way of young love."

"Please you're the only one I have eyes for."

"Well that's good because you promised you would travel the world with me."

"And I will stand by that promise."

"And after we're done seeing the world?"

"Tesoro, you are my world. The adventure will never end with your crazy self in my life."

"Smooth."

"That is my middle name."

"Oh really? Then what's your last name?"

"Whatever yours is."

"Oh? So you're taking my last name?"

"It is 2020."

"While that is a good point, I think we should probably wait on the wedding."

"Fine. I'll wait on sending out the wedding invitations then."

"For the best because we haven't even decided the location yet!"

"I have a couple ideas."

"Oh god we're doomed. Nothing good comes out of you thinking."

"Hey! I hear the apocalypse is a wonderful time to get married."

"I guess it is a cheaper alternative."

"Right there with the zombie minister."

"And on that romantic note, I have to go. Birthday celebration and all."

"Have fun missing me!"

"Why would I do that when I have chocolate cake?"

*End of Call*