OHMYGOD TOMORROW SEASON 8 THE LAST SEASON IS COMING OUT I CANT WHAT-I DONT-SOMEONE HELP ME *SOBS HIDEOUSLY*

Edit: Keep your bodily fluids to yourself, it's fine. Honestly, I don't even remember the last season oop—

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With Pidge gone from the castle and the others helping the refugees, (you didn't feel like helping) it was only you in the castle as of now. The only possible things you could do is eat or train. Guess you'll do both.

"Begin training sequence fifteen," you called out. A few gladiators dropped from the ceiling and drones flew from the walls.

'Alright you boss ass bitch, half and half, let's go!' Your sword appeared in your one hand and purple lightning sparked in your other. The gladiators ran at you with their rounded spears and challenged you to combat. The drones shot at you and skillfully missed the gladiators. While you fought them, you threw your sword where it sliced through one of the flying laser pointers. Before it could embed into the wall, you made it disappear and reappear in your hand. You kicked the one in the stomach and sent it flying to the other side of the room.

"GET FUCKED!!" You exclaimed, twirling your sword in the air and decapitating all of the gladiators at once. You swiped your arm in the air and froze all of the drones. They dropped to the floor. "Well that was anticlimactic..." Allura's face suddenly popped up on the screen in front of you.

"Y/n, Pidge has returned," she said. Your eyes lit up.

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"PIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDGGGGGGEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!" You disregarded literally everyone there and ran up to her, engulfing her in a hug. "YOU'RE NOT DEAD!!" You held her close. She let out a laugh and patted your back.

"Of course I'm not," she replied. You let her go and she gestured to a male behind her. "Matt, this is Princess Y/n of Glacies." When Matt leaned to look at you, you're pretty sure he pissed himself.

"Well it's nice to meet you, Matt," you said with a wave.

"*LOUD GASP* WUUOHH!! OH MY GOODNESSSS."
You glanced at everyone when he came running up to you, letting out laughs.

"YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUUUUUUL! It is my honor to meet you, Princess."
You stared at him really awkwardly from his intense gaze. You suddenly felt Lance come up behind you, a dangerous aura around him.

'Oh sweet shit.' You thought, letting out a tired sigh. It seems as if Lance brought Matt out of his anime moment because he backed up from you. With another sigh of exasperation, you turned around and placed your hands on Lance's shoulders. You made sure he was looking at you dead in the eyes.

"Calm, Bessy," you said, squishing his cheeks between your hands. He pouted at you, but you could tell he was still annoyed.

"He was getting too close..."
Your brows flew up to the top of your head and escaped into deep space.

"You mean like what you do?"

"... that's different."

"Bitch no it's not."

~
Later that day, you were walking down one of the castle halls when Lance came from the other way, carrying... something.

"Uh, Lance?" You slowed your walking. "What is that?" He looked down at his arms.

"Oh, I'm trying to hook up this game to my tv. It's a lot more complicated than I thought."

"You need someone to play with?"
Next thing you know you're sitting in Lance's room in the dark, in front of a bunch of tech, waiting for it to power on.

"Killbot Phantasm?" You read off the screen.

"It's the game Pidge and I got when we went to the space mall that one time," he explained, handing you a controller.

"The one where you did a dolphin dive for a dime for?"

"Yep."
You two started the game and your first opponent was a dragon-like thing.

"Lance, the fuck are you doing? Those are some pussy ass strikes!"

"I can't help it! I'm low on health!"

"I've been healing you nonstop for five minutes! Get your shit together!"

"This boss is hard to kill!"

"So kill harder!"
You could hear the doors slide half open behind you, but you elected to ignore it.

"Lance, could you assist us for a moment?" You heard Coran ask.

"NOT NOW!" You and him both replied intensely.

"Okay..."
Even though you two were trying your best, the dragon beast still obliterated your characters with fire. Lance let out a whimper and you sighed angrily.

"We were wondering if you could possibly assist us in getting a milkshake," Allura said.

"We tried to negotiate some on our own, but we've run into a bit of difficulty with Kaltenecker," Coran explained. You nudged the sad Lance and he got up with a groan while you restarted the game.

'I'm gonna beat this son of a bitch.' With you in full control of everything, you were able to lower the monster's health to a quarter of what it was.

'Come on, come on, come on...'

"YES!! TAKE THAT YOU FIRE BREATHING DICK MONSTROSITY!!!" You cheered, almost crushing the controller between your hands. It continued like that for the rest of the hour, with you fighting monsters and gaining XP. Leveling up the characters and unlocking OP weapons and powers. Just as you were about to move on to the next level, Allura's voice came through the intercom.

"Y/n, could you come to the bridge, please?"
Your brow twitched, but with a sigh, you reluctantly left the game behind.

~
"Alright, what's going on?" You questioned, walking through the sliding doors. Everyone, including Matt, was there.

"Where do we even start," Lance said. You rose a brow at him.

"Well, first off, Zarkon is sort of, kind of alive," Hunk said, nervousness creeping through his tone.

"I'm sorry what?" Was your immediate reply.

"Yeah, we were also kinda shocked," Lance said.

"There is also a large Galra troop mobilization," Matt spoke. You turned to look at him.

"What are they attacking?"

"That's just it. We don't know," Pidge replied.

"Well ain't that just a son of a bitch." You sighed.

"We should go check it out," She said with an encouraging smile.

"I think they'd probably notice us," Lance commented. Pidge smirked up at him and wagged her finger at him.

"Not if we're cloaked."

"You have cloaking? Who are you?" Matt had a dopey smile on his face and Pidge just rubbed the back of her head sheepishly. Except you knew she was smug about it deep inside.

"I'm not sure it's safe for just the Green Lion," Shiro finally spoke. You eyed him out of the corner of your eyes.

"I'm pretty sure I can upgrade Voltron with cloaking. We could all go."
 You've never seen as many sparkles in her eyes as you did now. Lance elbowed her playfully.

"Were you waiting for your big brother to show up before you rolled that one out?"

"It's something I've been working on, but I can't pilot the Green Lion and operate the cloaking at the same time. But if I had a co-pilot..." She eyed Matt coyly.

"Absolutely," he agreed before they both locked hands.

"Then I'll ride with Shiro, but if we fight anyone, I'm getting out," you said. They all nodded.

"Let's get to the lions."

IM CRYING

Ja ne!

{Ruby Red}