Otherwise known as after "Wake Up!"

I got sudden inspiration to do this one . . . hopefully everyone enjoys!

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secondisthebest: Imma steal Winn's line

merlynthemagician: What a bastard

secondisthebest: You traitor

merlynthemagician: I still beat you to it

promiseskept: Also technically not Winn's line if I'm reading past conversations correctly

secondisthebest: So a word was amended

secondisthebest: Who cares

alwaysawinner: You may gladly use the line

alwaysawinner: And I'll say it too

queenoftheboard: What a bastard

alwaysawinner: What a bastard

alwaysawinner: Wait what

bigbadwolf: Guess Lena beat you to it

supersfriend: Snooze you lose

alwaysawinner: Way to be a good friend

spartacus: What did I just read

moralcompass: Some people are not happy apparently

promiseskept: Try everyone in the D.E.O.

moralcompass: OK so a lot of people are not happy apparently

promiseskept: Better

fast&furious: Do we want to know what happened?

merlynthemagician: Let's put it this way

merlynthemagician: The mister met the ex

alwaysawinner: And it was most definitely a nightmare

secondisthebest: For him at least

supersfriend: It kind of was for us too

supersfriend: We had to watch Kara's reactions

secondisthebest: Fair point

smoakandmirrors: Wait

smoakandmirrors: The ex as in

queenoftheboard: He who must not be named

fast&furious: No

fast&furious: Way

alwaysawinner: Yes

alwaysawinner: Way

spartacus: Please tell me you're kidding

promiseskept: Would we kid about this

spartacus: Probably not

smoakandmirrors: Elephant in the room here

smoakandmirrors: Shouldn't he be allergic to the atmosphere?

bigbadwolf: He got a cure from L-Corp

bigbadwolf: In the 31st century

bigbadwolf: You know, where he was for seven years

moralcompass: I thought time travel was my daughter's thing

secondisthebest: Apparently it exists on Earth-38 too

secondisthebest: Because the ship they were in underwater and hibernating for definitely is not from this century

fast&furious: So what was the nightmare part?

promiseskept: He's married

fast&furious: What

smoakandmirrors: What

spartacus: Wow

moralcompass: What else

queenoftheboard: Wow you're good

moralcompass: Former police detective and police captain

moralcompass: I'm supposed to be good

alwaysawinner: Well Kara poured everything she felt to Mon-El

spartacus: Including she's with Oliver now, may I add

alwaysawinner: Yes that was in there

alwaysawinner: No visible emotions in response

alwaysawinner: And all she got in response was "I'm sorry"

spartacus: Ouch

bigbadwolf: This was also after he broke out of the medbay, tried to steal something from the armory, and attacked two agents

fast&furious: Wow

alwaysawinner: Then he pulled the "people could get hurt" card to have me help him

alwaysawinner: And by "people" he obviously meant "Kara"

alwaysawinner: That was a bit of a guilt trip

smoakandmirrors: But you did it obviously

alwaysawinner: Of course

alwaysawinner: Because if Mon-El was telling the truth Oliver would have had my head

smoakandmirrors: Touché

alwaysawinner: So they hibernate in this weird tube thingies that are filled with water

alwaysawinner: Except one's life support went off and we had to rescue her

spartacus: Oh boy

fast&furious: This was the wife?

alwaysawinner: Mmmhmm

alwaysawinner: The wife Mon-El didn't tell Kara about until after he kissed her

spartacus: . . .

smoakandmirrors: Um

fast&furious: Bastard

merlynthemagician: Agreed

moralcompass: Serious question here

moralcompass: Did any of you kill him?

promiseskept: I wish

secondisthebest: Kara asked us not to

merlynthemagician: That was a bit hard after we found out he was still wearing Kara's mother's necklace too

fast&furious: No

fast&furious: Way

merlynthemagician: Yes

merlynthemagician: Way

moralcompass: New question

moralcompass: How badly is this guy hurt

secondisthebest: Oliver told me to make his ears bleed

secondisthebest: I succeeded

merlynthemagician: Basically we made sure he won't hurt her again

promiseskept: And if he does . . . well

supersfriend: I get the feeling you all just got really creepy smirks on your faces

secondisthebest: Accurate

queenoftheboard: I just watched them do it

queenoftheboard: They were synchronized too

alwaysawinner: It was very creepy

merlynthemagician: Kind of in the job description

queenoftheboard: So that was how our last few days were

fast&furious: What troopers

smoakandmirrors: Also a total non sequitur

smoakandmirrors: Because we totally need a less murderous topic

merlynthemagician: Less murderous

smoakandmirrors: Did you get your wedding invites

alwaysawinner: Yes

supersfriend: We shall be there

smoakandmirrors: From Iris: "with plus ones?"

alwaysawinner: Hey Alex wanna go to a superhero wedding

bigbadwolf: Sure

alwaysawinner: I've got one

supersfriend: Would it be appropriate for me to take Lena?

queenoftheboard: I could always be Winn's plus one and Alex could be yours

bigbadwolf: Just tell Iris that we're coming

smoakandmirrors: I will do so

fast&furious: We so need this vacation

smoakandmirrors: Yes we do

spartacus: Enjoy, everyone attending

moralcompass: And give our regards

fast&furious: We absolutely will

alwaysawinner: To be continued in Central City!

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 . . . *coughs* Well, it was a vacation until . . . that happened.

Next time, we might go outside of the normal chatroom for a bit!