Otherwise known as before the ending of "Schott Through The Heart!" Hey, look who the Legends picked up!

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smoakandmirrors: So if this lady created flying monkeys

smoakandmirrors: Did that make her the Wicked Witch of the West

fast&furious: Ding dong the witch is dead

promiseskept: Good riddance

penn&telle: Thank you for saving my life

promiseskept: Any time

oliverking: Like we would let you die

promiseskept: I don't think getting strangled by a yo-yo would be the best way to go

penn&telle: Definitely not

smoakandmirrors: Who's even crazy enough to think of that

supersfriend: The Toyman apparently

supersfriend: No offense Winn

penn&telle: None taken

penn&telle: Considering that's exactly what happened

frostbite: Literally all I just understood of this conversation is getting strangled by a yo-yo

goodvibes: Though that really doesn't sound like the way to go

easteriris: Context please

penn&telle: My father is dead

penn&telle: And he was a supervillain called the Toyman

penn&telle: Turns out he made a friend in prison and she wanted to kill me and my mom

youreawizardharry: Including by using flying monkeys and a yo-yo

oliverking: Yep

backinaflash: The heck

backinaflash: That's crazy

penn&telle: My father in two words

gumballintherain: Damien Darhk fits that well too

oliverking: What

mammamia: Way to go Ray

mammamia: First thing you say when you get back on this is mention that

gumballintherain: I'm not wrong!

spartacus: I think I read that wrong

spartacus: Ray did something autocorrect

lancelot: Unfortunately no

lancelot: Guess who we're chasing through history now while trying to stop more anachronisms

oliverking: You are kidding me

smoakandmirrors: Oh my God Sara

fast&furious: Why didn't we know this?!

secondisthebest: I am offended on behalf of my dead doppelgänger

lifeinthefastlane: Who's Damien Darhk

lancelot: The bastard who killed my sister

smoakandmirrors: And tried to blow up Star City

merlynthemagician: I've worked with him before unfortunately

merlynthemagician: Back when I was a much worse person

lancelot: When you were an utter bastard you mean

merlynthemagician: Unfortunately yes

angelpuppydanvers: But Oliver killed him

lancelot: And his adult daughter resurrected him

fast&furious: You're kidding

fast&furious: Nora?

lancelot: That's her

lancelot: She and Ray spent some quality time together in Berlin

gumballintherain: Hey I stayed alive thank you very much

gumballintherain: And we actually made a pretty nice team

gumballintherain: Well until her dad showed up

gumballintherain: Her dad in the future

gumballintherain: Not the dad who was in Berlin at the time

lifeinthefastlane: What the fuck is this conversation

timetravelsabitch: Refer to my username

mammamia: Amen

gumballintherain: Long story short

gumballintherain: Resurrected Damien had to save us from his past self who was trying to assassinate this scientist who invented cold fusion

goodvibes: Cold fusion was never invented dude

gumballintherain: I have a doll that says otherwise

youreawizardharry: I agree with Lane

youreawizardharry: What is this conversation

oliverking: I'm still trying to deal with the idea that Damien Darhk is resurrected

lancelot: And his daughter is the vessel of a time demon

spartacus: I give up

bigbadwolf: Can someone cheer the place up

lancelot: Oh sure

lancelot has added thecollector to the group BestHotMessEver

lancelot: Hey Barry and Iris we have someone who belongs to you

thecollector: Who gave me this username?

lightemup: You stole the Englishman's trench coat and the fire totem

lightemup: You collect random stuff

thecollector: Oh

thecollector: Hi everyone!

easteriris: Wally?

backinaflash: Hey!

backinaflash: Wait I thought you were

backinaflash: In a completely different country

thecollector: I was

thecollector: Then this guy called Rip Hunter said he needed my help stopping a time demon

thecollector: So I thought why not

lancelot: The Legends have a speedster now

goodvibes: Hope Gideon can keep up with his metabolism

aresthegodofwar: I'm sure Gideon is up to the challenge

oliverking: Well

oliverking: If you ever need help with Darhk

lancelot: I already have dibs Oliver

oliverking: Understood

merlynthemagician: I'd still be up for punching him

fast&furious: Agreed

lancelot: That will be kept in mind

lancelot: Also Winn I hope you're OK

penn&telle: Thank you Sara

penn&telle: Hopefully karaoke night won't be ruined this time

timedetectivepretty: Karaoke?

angelpuppydanvers: The alien bar we frequent often has karaoke nights

angelpuppydanvers: Winn was about to sing when the news about his father's death appeared on the news

lightemup: That's rough

timedetectivepretty: I don't think that helped Mick

dreadpiratejiwe: I'm sorry Winn

penn&telle: It's OK

supersfriend: Kara and I agreed to sing with him first when we got to the bar

angelpuppydanvers: We're gonna cheer him up

penn&telle: Original Superfriends teamup

angelpuppydanvers: Heck yeah

aresthegodofwar: If both of you are anywhere near as good as Kara

aresthegodofwar: You'll kill it

supersfriend: I like to think I am

supersfriend: But since Oliver calls her an angel

supersfriend: That's a tough voice to beat

oliverking: And she's blushing

oliverking: Well done James

supersfriend: Was that sarcastic

oliverking: I like her blush

oliverking: So it's up to you

supersfriend: Imma take a compliment and run with it

promiseskept: Smart

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backinaflash has 1 new message from lancelot

lancelot: Hey Barry

backinaflash: Hey Sara

lancelot: I have an idea

backinaflash: So do I

lancelot: . . .

lancelot: Do we have the same idea

backinaflash: I don't know

backinaflash: Does yours involve karaoke night in National City

lancelot: What the fuck

lancelot: You read my mind

backinaflash: Great minds think alike

lancelot: But wait

backinaflash: Yes

lancelot: Does your idea involve bringing your entire team with you

backinaflash: Heck

backinaflash: It's like we're mentally connected

backinaflash: That's exactly what my idea was

lancelot: So party night over on Earth-38

backinaflash: With karaoke

lancelot: And all of our teams

backinaflash: I like this plan

lancelot: I do too

lancelot: I'll tell my team

backinaflash: I'll tell mine

lancelot: We'll be in Central soon

backinaflash: Awesome

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So I went full Scarlet Canary there at the end . . . be still my WhiteFlash heart, this is the canon ship series for the Flash, not the AU one.