Otherwise known as after "Next of Kin!"

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supersfriend: And yet again

supersfriend: Silence

alwaysawinner: *cricket chirps*

queenoftheboard: *"Jeopardy!" theme song*

rushsawyer: Nah

agentdamnvers: Winn wins

alwaysawinner: Yeah!

queenoftheboard: Hate you, Danvers

fast&furious: Did the most badass CEO ever just say she hates her best friend?

queenoftheboard: The other Danvers

thirdtimesthecharm: I was about to say

barkandbite: Sorry we're late

barkandbite: Hoss had a new toy to try out

spartacus: It is not a toy

barkandbite: Hoss, you just got a new weapon

barkandbite: Right now, it's a toy

allfairplay: I'm actually not offended by that

smoakandmirrors: Champagne may have been involved, too

fast&furious: I missed champagne?!

spacepapabear: How did the first few nights without Oliver go?

allfairplay: Well, let me tell you this

allfairplay: It's still weird calling Dig Green Arrow now

spartacus: It's still weird being called that . . .

agentdamnvers: More importantly

agentdamnvers: Is Star City still standing

barkandbite: Very funny

agentdamnvers: I wasn't kidding

agentdamnvers: Please tell me Star City is still standing

rushsawyer: ^^^

smoakandmirrors: I'm trying not to be offended by your lack of faith

supersfriend: You guys changed leaders

supersfriend: We're just wondering

moralcompass: Star City still stands

queenoftheboard: Fantastic

merlynthemagician: I don't know

merlynthemagician: Agent Bitch's office might not for long

allfairplay: Well, shit

moralcompass: Great, what did she do now?

secondisthebest: What didn't she do?

oliverking: If I see her again some time soon, I am punching her in the face

barkandbite: I'm not a lawyer, but I don't think that would look good on you, Hoss

thirdtimesthecharm: It wouldn't

rushsawyer: Ditto

spacepapabear: Definitely not

moralcompass: I'd be parroting what they said

oliverking: I still want to

angelpuppydanvers: I could throw her into space?

alwaysawinner: Wow, she must really be a bitch

thirdtimesthecharm: She pretty much is

supersfriend: Oh, it takes an ultimate bitch to make Kara want to throw someone in space

queenoftheboard: Oh right

queenoftheboard: Siobhan Smythe

secondisthebest: Yep, she's a bitch

moralcompass: You've never met her

secondisthebest: So?

secondisthebest: She's still a bitch

oliverking: Like every other time we've been on this chat

oliverking: Can we please no longer discuss Agent Watson?

fast&furious: OK, we'll discuss something else

oliverking: Thank you, Speedy

fast&furious: Like that anti-vigilante bill the public will now vote on thanks to Oliver

oliverking: Can we just not discuss anything in my political life, please

agentdamnvers: Um what

alwaysawinner: What

queenoftheboard: Come again?

supersfriend: Anti-vigilante bill?

oliverking: Damnit, Thea . . .

oliverking: Fine, yes, the Star City public will be voting on whether to pass anti-vigilante legislation or not, you may now discuss

queenoftheboard: What the fuck, Star City

rushsawyer: Wow, Lena, share how you really feel

queenoftheboard: Shut up, Sawyer

agentdamnvers: Please don't kill my fiancée

alwaysawinner: Uh, I'm gonna agree with Lena here

alwaysawinner: What the fuck, Star City

barkandbite: Um, actually . . .

spartacus: Part of that is our fault

spacepapabear: You said Star City is still standing, though

spartacus: Oh, it is

thirdtimesthecharm: {Star City.jpg}

alwaysawinner: Wow, it really is still standing

allfairplay: Ouch

supersfriend: So where's the hate coming from?

spartacus: My fault

spartacus: I froze

agentdamnvers: Oh

agentdamnvers: Well, what the fuck, Star City

rushsawyer: ^^^

thirdtimesthecharm: No need to throw shade on our behalf

allfairplay: It's very much appreciated, though, so thank you

alwaysawinner: Ye be welcome

queenoftheboard: *thumbs up*

angelpuppydanvers: Well, if we're going to go into details about heroes not being seen in the best light . . .

spacepapabear: Blame Maxwell Lord for that

agentdamnvers: That was pretty awful, though

supersfriend: #RedKryptonite

alwaysawinner: Did we ever show Oliver what she looked like when she showed up for work?

oliverking: No, you did not

alwaysawinner: Note: show Oliver what Kara looks like when her bad side comes out . . .

angelpuppydanvers: No, thank you

angelpuppydanvers: I like my style the way it is, thank you

supersfriend: You were pretty hot, though

supersfriend: All due respect to the current boyfriend

oliverking: I think she's hot all the time

secondisthebest: Wow, she's speechless and blushing

secondisthebest: Way to go, Oliver

oliverking: I do my best

spacepapabear: Back to the problem with vigilantes?

merlynthemagician: Believe me, this is not the first time vigilantes have come under fire

oliverking: Literally

moralcompass: I'm quite certain you can tell my stance on the Green Arrow has changed for the better, thank you very much

oliverking: You came up with the part of the charter that let me put the bill to public vote, I am forever in your debt

moralcompass: That's what I'm here for

secondisthebest: If you're like what my father on Earth-2 would have been like, I would have ended up much better earlier in life

barkandbite: What a vote of confidence

oliverking: In other news

oliverking: Alex

agentdamnvers: What

oliverking: Did Kara really know calculus when she was 4?

alwaysawinner: What

smoakandmirrors: Seriously, girl?!

allfairplay: I feel much less smarter, now

agentdamnvers: She bragged about it constantly

agentdamnvers: And she kicked my ass in it

barkandbite: Damn, blondie

barkandbite: Hot and smart

oliverking: I will wring your neck, Rene

barkandbite: The line before that is absolutely blank

rushsawyer: Nah

queenoftheboard: #thinkbeforeyoutype

secondisthebest: And just when I thought Kara's face couldn't get any redder

secondisthebest: Oh, and she just tossed her phone to the side

secondisthebest: My, live coverage is entertaining tonight

merlynthemagician: Well, congratulations, Oliver

merlynthemagician: You just broke your girlfriend

oliverking: Sorry, angel

merlynthemagician: She says you're forgiven

merlynthemagician: At least, I think she said that

merlynthemagician: It's hard to hear her through the wide grin she now has

fast&furious: I blame Oliver for the sudden teeth rotting I'm experiencing

fast&furious: Ollie, you're paying my dental bill to get that fixed

alwaysawinner: Ditto

alwaysawinner: Also, Thea said it first, not me

oliverking: And that's why you're still alive

agentdamnvers: Hot, lovebird, and a badass

agentdamnvers: I'm so proud of my little sis

secondisthebest: I swear you're all trying to make her die of embarrassment now

agentdamnvers: Read the older sister handbook

agentdamnvers: At least it's in my job description

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Not entirely sure what I just wrote, but hey, hopefully I got some laughs out of you people! XD