
In Which Sara's Mind Ends Up In The Gutter
Otherwise known as after "In Search Of Lost Time!"
. . . and me needing a laugh on election night and me finding my way back onto the S.S. WhiteFlash. *sigh*
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smoakandmirrors: Um
smoakandmirrors: Just so everyone is aware
smoakandmirrors: There may not be many people on this from Team SuperArrow
youreawizardharry: That's comforting
lightemup: What happened
supersfriend: I wasn't actually at the D.E.O. when this occurred
supersfriend: But I think J'onn's father had a meltdown
dreadpiratejiwe: A meltdown?
timedetectivepretty: How does a Martian have a meltdown
smoakandmirrors: He makes everyone in the D.E.O. go nuts
thecollector: Aren't we already nuts
gumballintherain: ^
penn&telle: Kara shouted at Mon-El
penn&telle: Dig tried to kill Laurel
penn&telle: Which meant Malcolm then tried killing Dig
backinaflash: Uh oh
penn&telle: Alex shouted at me
penn&telle: Oliver and Dig finally had their "talk" about being the Green Arrow
lancelot: Getting the feeling that "talk" didn't go so well
penn&telle: And it ended with Dig and Slade duking it out in the training room
lancelot: There it is
smoakandmirrors: Prisoners escaped
smoakandmirrors: Agents fought each other
smoakandmirrors: It was a mess
goodvibes: Wow
timedetectivepretty: That's
timedetectivepretty: Quite the meltdown
penn&telle: Yep
penn&telle: So who knows who will pop up here
athenathegoddessofwisdom: Is everyone OK though?
frostbite: Translation
aresthegodofwar: Is anyone dead
bigbadwolf: I'm pleased to report everyone in the D.E.O. is alive
bigbadwolf: I would say "alive and well" but that last word is still pending
angelpuppydanvers: It applies to me
timetravelsabitch: Same
timetravelsabitch: We worked it out
mammamia: Did that involve punching each other in the face
dreadpiratejiwe: Zari
mammamia: It's a fair question!
angelpuppydanvers: No physical harm done
angelpuppydanvers: Just me letting out everything I hated about my relationship with him
easteriris: Ouch
timetravelsabitch: I deserved quite a bit of it
timetravelsabitch: I'm just happy I didn't get punched in the face
angelpuppydanvers: I don't think I would have done that
bigbadwolf: Maybe if we hadn't gotten the inhibitors to you
timetravelsabitch: So what you're saying is you would've liked to see me get punched in the face
bigbadwolf: You said it not me
timetravelsabitch: You're such an older sister
bigbadwolf: I'm awesome aren't I
lancelot: Hell yeah you are
frostbite: Please don't flirt on the chat
lancelot: Tell that to the three devils
lancelot: I am Innocent
lightemup: Sure you are boss
angelpuppydanvers: Besides
angelpuppydanvers: All Slade does is constantly be sarcastic at Malcolm
lancelot: So Malcolm and Laurel do the flirting
lancelot: Wait
goodvibes: And I oop
moralcompass: What the hell did you just type
penn&telle: You know
penn&telle: That explains so much
lancelot: Shit
lancelot: My mind is in the gutter now
mammamia: You mean it normally isn't
aresthegodofwar: Z!
mammamia: Come on I can't be the only one who thought that
timedetectivepretty: No comment
mammamia: See?
backinaflash: Laurel was the most worried about Malcolm after he was shot on Earth-X . . .
bigbadwolf: He was practically driving himself insane when she was kidnapped by Diaz
angelpuppydanvers: She took it horribly when Malcolm mentioned he might go with Nyssa to get rid of the Lazarus Pits
timetravelsabitch: Yep
timetravelsabitch: Mind's in the gutter
lancelot: Shit
easteriris: So who's explaining to Thea she's getting a new stepmom
goodvibes: Not it
supersfriend: Can I volunteer Kara?
angelpuppydanvers: Malcolm's an adult
smoakandmirrors: Debatable
angelpuppydanvers: He can tell her himself
bigbadwolf: What the fuck Felicity
smoakandmirrors: You haven't heard him on comms as much as I have
smoakandmirrors: Especially when it's Slade on the other end
smoakandmirrors: He does not act like an adult
timetravelsabitch: So they've always been like this
smoakandmirrors: I'm pretty certain they've been like this since Cadmus
youreawizardharry: Wow
angelpuppydanvers: You know I've been stuck on a plane with them before right
smoakandmirrors: So you know exactly how bad they can be
angelpuppydanvers: Only when they're around each other
lightemup: So all the time
angelpuppydanvers: . . .
angelpuppydanvers: Point
timedetectivepretty: Yes please keep telling us secrets about those two when they're not here to stop us
frostbite: You know they could just as easily be scrolling through the chat and deciding not to contribute
gumballintherain: Um
goodvibes: That's not creepy at all
thecollector: You know some chats have indicators that say if a member is online and looking at the chat at that moment
goodvibes: I'm gonna go quickly make that for this chat
goodvibes: Because now I'm paranoid as hell
oliverking: Why are Alex and Winn looking at their phones like they might spontaneously combust at any given moment
aresthegodofwar: For the love of God don't read what we just discussed
oliverking: That just makes me want to read it
supersfriend: Trust me man
supersfriend: You don't want to read it
oliverking: That's comforting
oliverking: Oh most of you now have a green dot by your name
penn&telle: Oh thank God
penn&telle: No Slade or Malcolm
oliverking: Now I really want to go read everything
gumballintherain: You really don't
lancelot: I need bleach for my eyes
smoakandmirrors: You had to give Oliver a reason to go look didn't you
lancelot: Fucking hell
mammamia: Pretty sure that's where we want Mallus to end up
timedetectivepretty: Holy shit Zari
mammamia: Either that or dead
moralcompass: Wouldn't a demon go to hell when it dies
bigbadwolf: This is coming from Quentin of all people
bigbadwolf: Why are we like this
youreawizardharry: Ramon created this platform
goodvibes: Rude
easteriris: But true
goodvibes: And now it's back to pick on Cisco day
goodvibes: That's wonderful guys
athenathegoddessofwisdom: Wait
athenathegoddessofwisdom: It looks like Lena's on
supersfriend: She is?
queenoftheboard: Progress is being made, slow and steady
oliverking: Oh thank God
frostbite: Go Lena!
gumballintherain: Let us know if you need help!
goodvibes: Yeah, our phones are always on!
goodvibes: As evidenced by how many of us are actually on this app
goodvibes: Jesus I may need to patent this
youreawizardharry: Because it's such a good idea to allow the public to make chats with themselves from other universes
goodvibes: Spoil my fun why don't you
youreawizardharry: Four words
youreawizardharry: Lance flirting with herself
lightemup: Hot
lancelot: Thanks?
lancelot: I think?
moralcompass: You are not flirting with yourself
lancelot: Spoil my fun why don't you
moralcompass: Let me rephrase
moralcompass: You are not breaking the multiverse by flirting with yourself
lancelot: OK fair
backinaflash: Now I may need bleach for my eyes
backinaflash: Thank you Sara
backinaflash: Now my mind's in the gutter
aresthegodofwar: Welcome to the club
gumballintherain: Good job everyone
gumballintherain: You scared off Team SuperArrow
lancelot: We did not
thecollector: Well considering none of them are on the chat now
frostbite: Uh oh
easteriris: Anyone else got a bad feeling about this
backinaflash: Be careful everyone!
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Timelines are so confusing at times. But at least I can get this crew to laugh in between episodes.
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