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In Which Sara's Mind Ends Up In The Gutter

Otherwise known as after "In Search Of Lost Time!"

 . . . and me needing a laugh on election night and me finding my way back onto the S.S. WhiteFlash. *sigh*

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smoakandmirrors: Um

smoakandmirrors: Just so everyone is aware

smoakandmirrors: There may not be many people on this from Team SuperArrow

youreawizardharry: That's comforting

lightemup: What happened

supersfriend: I wasn't actually at the D.E.O. when this occurred

supersfriend: But I think J'onn's father had a meltdown

dreadpiratejiwe: A meltdown?

timedetectivepretty: How does a Martian have a meltdown

smoakandmirrors: He makes everyone in the D.E.O. go nuts

thecollector: Aren't we already nuts

gumballintherain: ^

penn&telle: Kara shouted at Mon-El

penn&telle: Dig tried to kill Laurel

penn&telle: Which meant Malcolm then tried killing Dig

backinaflash: Uh oh

penn&telle: Alex shouted at me

penn&telle: Oliver and Dig finally had their "talk" about being the Green Arrow

lancelot: Getting the feeling that "talk" didn't go so well

penn&telle: And it ended with Dig and Slade duking it out in the training room

lancelot: There it is

smoakandmirrors: Prisoners escaped

smoakandmirrors: Agents fought each other

smoakandmirrors: It was a mess

goodvibes: Wow

timedetectivepretty: That's

timedetectivepretty: Quite the meltdown

penn&telle: Yep

penn&telle: So who knows who will pop up here

athenathegoddessofwisdom: Is everyone OK though?

frostbite: Translation

aresthegodofwar: Is anyone dead

bigbadwolf: I'm pleased to report everyone in the D.E.O. is alive

bigbadwolf: I would say "alive and well" but that last word is still pending

angelpuppydanvers: It applies to me

timetravelsabitch: Same

timetravelsabitch: We worked it out

mammamia: Did that involve punching each other in the face

dreadpiratejiwe: Zari

mammamia: It's a fair question!

angelpuppydanvers: No physical harm done

angelpuppydanvers: Just me letting out everything I hated about my relationship with him

easteriris: Ouch

timetravelsabitch: I deserved quite a bit of it

timetravelsabitch: I'm just happy I didn't get punched in the face

angelpuppydanvers: I don't think I would have done that

bigbadwolf: Maybe if we hadn't gotten the inhibitors to you

timetravelsabitch: So what you're saying is you would've liked to see me get punched in the face

bigbadwolf: You said it not me

timetravelsabitch: You're such an older sister

bigbadwolf: I'm awesome aren't I

lancelot: Hell yeah you are

frostbite: Please don't flirt on the chat

lancelot: Tell that to the three devils

lancelot: I am Innocent

lightemup: Sure you are boss

angelpuppydanvers: Besides

angelpuppydanvers: All Slade does is constantly be sarcastic at Malcolm

lancelot: So Malcolm and Laurel do the flirting

lancelot: Wait

goodvibes: And I oop

moralcompass: What the hell did you just type

penn&telle: You know

penn&telle: That explains so much

lancelot: Shit

lancelot: My mind is in the gutter now

mammamia: You mean it normally isn't

aresthegodofwar: Z!

mammamia: Come on I can't be the only one who thought that

timedetectivepretty: No comment

mammamia: See?

backinaflash: Laurel was the most worried about Malcolm after he was shot on Earth-X . . .

bigbadwolf: He was practically driving himself insane when she was kidnapped by Diaz

angelpuppydanvers: She took it horribly when Malcolm mentioned he might go with Nyssa to get rid of the Lazarus Pits

timetravelsabitch: Yep

timetravelsabitch: Mind's in the gutter

lancelot: Shit

easteriris: So who's explaining to Thea she's getting a new stepmom

goodvibes: Not it

supersfriend: Can I volunteer Kara?

angelpuppydanvers: Malcolm's an adult

smoakandmirrors: Debatable

angelpuppydanvers: He can tell her himself

bigbadwolf: What the fuck Felicity

smoakandmirrors: You haven't heard him on comms as much as I have

smoakandmirrors: Especially when it's Slade on the other end

smoakandmirrors: He does not act like an adult

timetravelsabitch: So they've always been like this

smoakandmirrors: I'm pretty certain they've been like this since Cadmus

youreawizardharry: Wow

angelpuppydanvers: You know I've been stuck on a plane with them before right

smoakandmirrors: So you know exactly how bad they can be

angelpuppydanvers: Only when they're around each other

lightemup: So all the time

angelpuppydanvers: . . .

angelpuppydanvers: Point

timedetectivepretty: Yes please keep telling us secrets about those two when they're not here to stop us

frostbite: You know they could just as easily be scrolling through the chat and deciding not to contribute

gumballintherain: Um

goodvibes: That's not creepy at all

thecollector: You know some chats have indicators that say if a member is online and looking at the chat at that moment

goodvibes: I'm gonna go quickly make that for this chat

goodvibes: Because now I'm paranoid as hell

oliverking: Why are Alex and Winn looking at their phones like they might spontaneously combust at any given moment

aresthegodofwar: For the love of God don't read what we just discussed

oliverking: That just makes me want to read it

supersfriend: Trust me man

supersfriend: You don't want to read it

oliverking: That's comforting

oliverking: Oh most of you now have a green dot by your name

penn&telle: Oh thank God

penn&telle: No Slade or Malcolm

oliverking: Now I really want to go read everything

gumballintherain: You really don't

lancelot: I need bleach for my eyes

smoakandmirrors: You had to give Oliver a reason to go look didn't you

lancelot: Fucking hell

mammamia: Pretty sure that's where we want Mallus to end up

timedetectivepretty: Holy shit Zari

mammamia: Either that or dead

moralcompass: Wouldn't a demon go to hell when it dies

bigbadwolf: This is coming from Quentin of all people

bigbadwolf: Why are we like this

youreawizardharry: Ramon created this platform

goodvibes: Rude

easteriris: But true

goodvibes: And now it's back to pick on Cisco day

goodvibes: That's wonderful guys

athenathegoddessofwisdom: Wait

athenathegoddessofwisdom: It looks like Lena's on

supersfriend: She is?

queenoftheboard: Progress is being made, slow and steady

oliverking: Oh thank God

frostbite: Go Lena!

gumballintherain: Let us know if you need help!

goodvibes: Yeah, our phones are always on!

goodvibes: As evidenced by how many of us are actually on this app

goodvibes: Jesus I may need to patent this

youreawizardharry: Because it's such a good idea to allow the public to make chats with themselves from other universes

goodvibes: Spoil my fun why don't you

youreawizardharry: Four words

youreawizardharry: Lance flirting with herself

lightemup: Hot

lancelot: Thanks?

lancelot: I think?

moralcompass: You are not flirting with yourself

lancelot: Spoil my fun why don't you

moralcompass: Let me rephrase

moralcompass: You are not breaking the multiverse by flirting with yourself

lancelot: OK fair

backinaflash: Now I may need bleach for my eyes

backinaflash: Thank you Sara

backinaflash: Now my mind's in the gutter

aresthegodofwar: Welcome to the club

gumballintherain: Good job everyone

gumballintherain: You scared off Team SuperArrow

lancelot: We did not

thecollector: Well considering none of them are on the chat now

frostbite: Uh oh

easteriris: Anyone else got a bad feeling about this

backinaflash: Be careful everyone!

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Timelines are so confusing at times. But at least I can get this crew to laugh in between episodes.

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