I just realized how well that gif fits. XD Otherwise known as after "Fort Rozz!"

And I deeply apologize - Sara keeps wanting to steal the show and I keep letting her.

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lancelot: What bitches

penn&telle: Hey you're learning the lingo!

fast&furious: I taught it to her

lancelot: And they're actual bitches

secondisthebest: ^^^

frostbite: Lingo?

supersfriend: "What a bitch" – Winn Schott, multiple times in 2017

penn&telle: That

timedetectivepretty: Huh

lancelot: Seriously though

lancelot: Bitches

athenathegoddessofwisdom: I sincerely hope that does not include me

lancelot: Nah you're clear

lancelot: I'm talking about Fort Rozz

timecheater: Excuse you

lancelot: Fine

lancelot: The aliens we encountered on Fort Rozz

lancelot: That did not include our own beautiful aliens

lancelot: Happy?

timecheater has changed their name to mammamia

mammamia: Much

saturnianaphrodite has changed their name to matilda

matilda: Am I ever going to learn why I kept getting called this?

angelpuppydanvers: We'll tell you later

angelpuppydanvers: On another note

angelpuppydanvers: Sara Lance is suicidal

angelpuppydanvers: Pass it on

promiseskept: Did you just now figure this out

lancelot: Rude

easteriris: What did she do

angelpuppydanvers: Tried to strangle Reign with her bo staff

goodvibes: And we missed it?!

lancelot: You betcha

goodvibes: Girl!

missfoxtrot: You would have died if you were there to see it Cisco

timetravelsabitch: You literally would have died

timetravelsabitch: Blue stars are poisonous to men

youreawizardharry: That's insulting

mammamia: It's also true

mammamia: There were actual corpses of men on the ground because they were poisoned by the star

youreawizardharry: Huh

oliverking: I know

oliverking: I wasn't happy staying on Earth either

merlynthemagician: At least we had good live entertainment

penn&telle: I'm happy you thought Brainy and I were good entertainment

aresthegodofwar: Yeah he's very . . .

gumballintherain: Weird?

lightemup: Annoying?

timedetectivepretty: Odd?

aresthegodofwar: I was gonna say interesting

aresthegodofwar: But the rest of those work too

timetravelsabitch: You guys know there's a high chance Brainy could hack into this at any time and see you talking about him right

mammamia: Busted

aresthegodofwar: Technically I didn't insult him

timedetectivepretty: Mine technically isn't either

lightemup: It could be

spartacus: Notice Mick isn't even defending himself

lightemup: Nope

gumballintherain: Classic

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lancelot has created the group BestLeadersEver

lancelot has added oliverking and angelpuppydanvers to the group BestLeadersEver

lancelot: I feel like we need this

oliverking: This feels weird without Barry

lancelot: Yes it does

lancelot: Can I go back in time and punch DeVoe

lancelot: Or kill him for Barry

angelpuppydanvers: No

angelpuppydanvers: Not if it lands you in prison instead

lancelot: You wound me Danvers

lancelot: I would obviously escape

lancelot: Besides

lancelot: If our teams have their own groups

lancelot: We the high and mighty should as well

oliverking: The high and mighty

lancelot: Shut up

lancelot: I created the legend of Sir Lancelot OK

angelpuppydanvers: Seriously?

lancelot: Ask anyone

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gumballintherain has 1 new message from angelpuppydanvers

angelpuppydanvers: Hey Ray

gumballintheray: Hey Kara

angelpuppydanvers: I have a question for you

gumballintherain: Shoot

angelpuppydanvers: It's very serious

gumballintherain: OK

angelpuppydanvers: What's with Sara saying she created the legend of Lancelot

gumballintherain: Oh that's easy

gumballintherain: So we visited Camelot in the year 507

angelpuppydanvers: Wait what

gumballintherain: Yeah Camelot exists

gumballintherain: We were trying to get a piece of the spear that pierced the side of Jesus Christ and rewrite reality itself

angelpuppydanvers: What

gumballintherain: Sara kissed Queen Guinevere and said she enjoyed meeting her

gumballintherain: And Guinevere said "And I you, Sara Lance. A lot."

angelpuppydanvers: . . .

angelpuppydanvers: Can I get back to you about that spear

gumballintherain: Sure?

angelpuppydanvers: Thankie

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BestLeadersEver

angelpuppydanvers: "And I you, Sara Lance. A lot." – Queen Guinevere, 507

lancelot: Boom

oliverking: Sara

lancelot: Yes Ollie

oliverking: How many queens have you seduced throughout history

lancelot: I am offended you have asked such a question

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gumballintherain has 1 new message from oliverking

oliverking: A question Ray

gumballintherain: Why am I getting all these questions

oliverking: How many queens has Sara seduced

gumballintherain: ???

gumballintherain: At least 2?

oliverking: Hmm

oliverking: Not as many as I expected

oliverking: Thank you Ray

gumballintherain: You're welcome?

gumballintherain: I think?

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BestLeadersEver

oliverking: It's at least two

lancelot: Who sold me out

oliverking: Why would we tell you that

angelpuppydanvers: We aren't telling

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aresthegodofwar has 2 new messages from lancelot

lancelot: Jax

lancelot: Did you rat me out to the lovebirds

aresthegodofwar: Do what now?

lancelot: Thank you for your time

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lightemup has 1 new message from lancelot

lancelot: Tell the truth and I'll get you a beer

lightemup: What

lancelot: Did you tell the lovebirds which queens I've seduced in history

lightemup: Why would I do that

lancelot: So it wasn't you

lightemup: No

lancelot: Thank you for your time

lancelot: I'll get your beer back on the Waverider

lightemup: Thanks boss

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gumballintherain has 1 new message from lancelot

lancelot: Traitor

gumballintherain: What was I supposed to say?!

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BestHotMessEver

aresthegodofwar: Hey guys

aresthegodofwar: Is anyone else getting threatening messages from Sara

penn&telle: No

merlynthemagician: Considering all I've done to her

merlynthemagician: Surprisingly no

promiseskept: What the wizard said

merlynthemagician: You know what Slade

timetravelsabitch: I barely know her

timetravelsabitch: Why would I have anything

secondisthebest: Sara threatening your ass off if you hurt Kara again

queenoftheboard: ^^^

timetravelsabitch: Point taken

goodvibes: Silent on this end

athenathegoddessofwisdom: I've gotten nothing

mammamia: Zilch

missfoxtrot: Why would Sara be sending us threatening messages

spartacus: Why are we even asking

bigbadwolf: Oliver and Kara aren't here

angelpuppydanvers: No we're here

angelpuppydanvers: Managing two chats at once sorry

oliverking: And we may know why some Legends are getting questioned

smoakandmirrors: Hang on

smoakandmirrors: Where's Ray

oliverking: As I was saying

oliverking: We may know why some Legends are getting questioned

promiseskept: What did you do

oliverking: Why do you assume it was me

angelpuppydanvers: Because all I did was ask how Sara got her chat name

aresthegodofwar: So what did you ask

lightemup: How many queens she's seduced

merlynthemagician: Really

fast&furious: That was bold

fast&furious: So how many was it

oliverking: According to Ray

oliverking: At least two

fast&furious: Huh

fast&furious: I kind of expected a higher number

supersfriend: That's what Sara's upset about?

aresthegodofwar: I can almost hear her now

aresthegodofwar: She seduced me

fast&furious: That would be Sara Lance

gumballintherain: I hate my life sometimes

lancelot: Love you too Ray <3

secondisthebest: Savagery and sappiness

secondisthebest: The epitome of what this chat is about

youreawizardharry: Why am I still part of this

spartacus: I ask myself that often as well

spartacus: And then I remember the people who use this far outnumber me

spartacus: Some of whom could probably hack my phone and keep me in this

smoakandmirrors: Yup

goodvibes: Not wrong

penn&telle: Who, me?

queenoftheboard: You know us too well

spartacus: There's your answer

timedetectivepretty: Those all literally came in within a second of each other

youreawizard: Fair

spartacus: I have made my case

spartacus: Have a nice day

smoakandmirrors: Dig's case has been made

queenoftheboard: May it rest in peace

spartacus: Don't you dare

fast&furious: PLEASE PAY YOUR RESPECTS

queenoftheboard: RIP

secondisthebest: RIP

gumballintherain: RIP

lancelot: RIP

penn&telle: RIP

supersfriend: RIP

timedetectivepretty: RIP

smoakandmirrors: RIP

matilda: I don't think I will ever understand this place

angelpuppydanvers: Honestly that's just part of the fun

frostbite: This is just one big hot mess

secondisthebest: Yes it is

oliverking: No

secondisthebest: We have sappiness

oliverking: Siren

merlynthemagician: And cookies

oliverking: MALCOLM

aresthegodofwar: Oh we are definitely gonna fit right in

timedetectivepretty: You don't say

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Maybe it's just that the Legends are finally in this but I really want to just keep writing this now and it's just getting more ridiculous by the second.

Not that I'm complaining. I'm having a blast writing this. XD