Otherwise known as after "The Faithful!"

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merlynthemagician: And the Most Likely to Have Something Ultimately Disturbing Happen To Them award goes to?

barkandbite: What are you waiting for

barkandbite: A drumroll

merlynthemagician: No

merlynthemagician: Most people aren't on yet

secondisthebest: I am not doing a drumroll, wizard

merlynthemagician: Excuse you

merlynthemagician: You are not Slade

merlynthemagician: Only Slade can get away with that

fast&furious: You still always correct him to "magician"

merlynthemagician: It's still our thing

agentdamnvers: Oh, wow

supersfriend: Malcolm has a thing

alwaysawinner: What a surprise!

queenoftheboard: As a witness to this "ultimately disturbing thing"

queenoftheboard: I would totally drumroll

alwaysawinner: Ditto

supersfriend: ^^^

moralcompass: Oh, dear God

spacepapabear: According to Thomas Coville, it was "oh, dear Supergirl"

allfairplay: . . . hold up

smoakandmirrors: Oh, no

supersfriend: Oh, yes

thirdtimesthecharm: You're kidding

alwaysawinner: I need to talk to Cisco about putting sarcasm buttons on this thing

alwaysawinner: But in this situation, they would totally be off

angelpuppydanvers: Have I won yet?

merlynthemagician: Like I said

merlynthemagician: And the Most Likely to Have Something Ultimately Disturbing Happen To Them award goes to . . .

queenoftheboard: *drumroll*

merlynthemagician: Everyone's favorite blonde Kryptonian from the House of El

angelpuppydanvers: I have been worshiped by a cult

spartacus: Dear God

supersfriend: *Kara

spacepapabear: Olsen

supersfriend: Come on, it fits with what we're discussing!

oliverking: We are not doing that

oliverking: And Rene

oliverking: If I hear one thing from you that sounds anything like a flirt, I swear to God

barkandbite: You mean to your girlfriend?

fast&furious: Wow

secondisthebest: Even I knew that was the cue to shut up

thirdtimesthecharm: You're on your own, Rene

supersfriend: I was not that bad

spacepapabear: Yes, Rene was worse

alwaysawinner: I don't think you're out of the woods yet, though

supersfriend: I get that

angelpuppydanvers: Um

angelpuppydanvers: It doesn't say Oliver's on the chat anymore

agentdamnvers: So he isn't

merlynthemagician: Should we prepare for Rene's funeral, then?

barkandbite: Come on, y'all, really?

barkandbite: I can handle

smoakandmirrors: . . . Rene?

spartacus: Are you alive?

moralcompass: Guess we found where Oliver went

spartacus: Maggie isn't here, either

agentdamnvers: I couldn't sleep

agentdamnvers: She still is

spartacus: OK then

angelpuppydanvers: Oh, hey, he's back!

oliverking: Rene will not be a problem anymore

queenoftheboard: You logged him off, didn't you

oliverking: That I did

moralcompass: Guess I'll shuffle more paperwork in his direction

oliverking: Seriously, though

oliverking: This cult was messed up

angelpuppydanvers: It really was

angelpuppydanvers: Someone literally committed arson to get me to save him just so he could join

fast&furious: Holy shit

spartacus: Yeah, that's messed up

angelpuppydanvers: And Coville knew I was Supergirl

smoakandmirrors: What?!

allfairplay: Guess the glasses and ponytail don't work after all?

secondisthebest: According to him, he never forgot what it was like to look into the eyes of God

secondisthebest: Or something along those lines

angelpuppydanvers: "When you look into the eyes of God, you do not forget"

secondisthebest: Yeah, that was it

agentdamnvers: And then there was the Kryptonian probe he was planning on using to blow up the stadium in National City

moralcompass: And what was that supposed to accomplish?

angelpuppydanvers: I was supposed to rescue everyone and bring everyone into their faith

thirdtimesthecharm: This guy's a lunatic

oliverking: Preach

fast&furious: Dare I ask how that went?

angelpuppydanvers: Well, it didn't blow up

angelpuppydanvers: So that's a positive

agentdamnvers: Malcolm put the fear of God in Coville

merlynthemagician: Bastard deserved it

fast&furious: Did you shoot him?

merlynthemagician: I shot at him

merlynthemagician: He needed to turn the probe off, after all

merlynthemagician: I would have killed him otherwise

oliverking: You could always kill him in Albatross

alwaysawinner: I could wipe the security tapes

fast&furious: You really don't like this guy, do you, Ollie

oliverking: Hell no

secondisthebest: ^^^

supersfriend: That was the most uncomfortable place I've ever been

supersfriend: Save a meeting with Morgan Edge

queenoftheboard: Ditto

angelpuppydanvers: That would be uncomfortable

angelpuppydanvers: But having people bow to you?

angelpuppydanvers: Please for the love of Rao

angelpuppydanvers: No

angelpuppydanvers: Never again

oliverking: Can we stop discussing Coville's Supergirl cult now please

allfairplay: You're just done with this, aren't you

oliverking: You would be, too, if it was your girlfriend that was so visibly disturbed by everything going on

allfairplay: Gay, remember?

oliverking: *boyfriend

allfairplay: Point made

oliverking: And I somehow let my girlfriend convince me to go to Barry's bachelor party

oliverking: I have a feeling I may regret it

smoakandmirrors: How is that going to work

smoakandmirrors: Barry can't get drunk

oliverking: Felicity

oliverking: You do remember who Barry's best man is, don't you

smoakandmirrors: Oh

smoakandmirrors: Right

alwaysawinner: It's Cisco, isn't it

oliverking: Who else

alwaysawinner: Oh, boy

alwaysawinner: He's gonna find a way to get Barry drunk, isn't he

oliverking: Winn

oliverking: It's Cisco

oliverking: If he didn't find a way I would almost be disappointed in him

smoakandmirrors: Now I'm hoping Iris doesn't do something completely crazy

angelpuppydanvers: Agreed

merlynthemagician: Good luck, you three

queenoftheboard: Try not to die

queenoftheboard: I already have Rene's funeral to pay for

oliverking: It's Central City

oliverking: We'll need all the luck we can get

***

Oh, Oliver . . . you have no idea. XD

So while I'm on vacation, this might be the only thing I'll be able to update with how much time we're traveling/in the hotel room. Bad phone signals and time spent with family means I definitely won't get the last part of "Divided" out, and I'd rather not sporadically get to The Daxam Four.

I guess that means you guys will just have to deal with me trying to make you all laugh hysterically. Sound OK? ;)