Otherwise known as during "Deathstroke Returns" and after "Promises Kept!" Hey, look, Slade's back! :D

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secondisthebest: Well today is going to be boring as hell

smoakandmirrors: I beg your pardon

secondisthebest: Oliver Kara and Malcolm aren't going to be on until darkness o'clock

secondisthebest: Boring

agentdamnvers: I'm going to try not to be offended by that

secondisthebest: Welcome to Earth-1?

agentdamnvers: Better

goodvibes: You doing OK girl?

agentdamnvers: As good as I could be after breaking up my engagement

goodvibes: Oh

easteriris: I'm sorry Alex

agentdamnvers: Thank you Iris

agentdamnvers: I needed Midvale

agentdamnvers: And I need to apologize to Kara later

barkandbite: Uh oh

agentdamnvers: Again

allfairplay: Again?

agentdamnvers: Drunk Alex is not the best Alex to be around

agentdamnvers: Especially when she's sad too

alwaysawinner: I'm screenshotting that just to prove she said that

agentdamnvers: I would be disappointed in you if you didn't

supersfriend: So why aren't Oliver Kara and Malcolm here?

fast&furious: Long story short

fast&furious: Slade

queenoftheboard: He's finally back?

fast&furious: For all of a day

fast&furious: He came to ask Oliver for help to find his son

fast&furious: And I think we all knew Kara was not going to let them go without her

spartacus: Definitely not

fast&furious: And then Dad volunteered himself to go as well

thirdtimesthecharm: Wherever they're going is not going to survive the four of them in the same place

allfairplay: You mean it's not going to survive Slade and Malcolm in the same place

thirdtimesthecharm: That too

spacepapabear: Except Kara would keep them in line

moralcompass: But add Oliver into that mix?

spacepapabear: Her boyfriend and her two overprotective brothers against her

alwaysawinner: Yeah my money's on Kara

alwaysawinner: She has them wrapped around her finger

secondisthebest: Point to Winn

easteriris: I never thought that could be applied to supervillains

goodvibes: Let's be honest here

goodvibes: Who would Kara not have wrapped around her finger?

agentdamnvers: Rhea

supersfriend: Non

alwaysawinner: Indigo

queenoftheboard: My mother

spacepapabear: General Lane

spartacus: Imma bet Damien Darhk

smoakandmirrors: Oh God imagine if she had him wrapped around her finger

fast&furious: That's a bit disturbing actually

fast&furious: Change the topic please

smoakandmirrors: I just got a notification that Maggie's terminated her membership to the chat

agentdamnvers: *sigh*

fast&furious: Way to go Felicity

smoakandmirrors: I changed the topic didn't I

oliverking: I'm just going to say I agree with my sister

oliverking: My girlfriend taming Damien Darhk is way too disturbing for me to even think about

oliverking: Especially when there's a doppelgänger of the woman he killed in the same city

secondisthebest: I don't blame you

secondisthebest: How was the flight?

oliverking: In the words of Malcolm Merlyn: a mayor and former vigilante, a sword-swinging maniac, the former Demon's Head, and an invincible alien all together on a plane for twelve hours

alwaysawinner: That sounds like the beginning of a very bad joke

fast&furious: That's my dad for you

alwaysawinner: OK then

fast&furious: And he's gone again

fast&furious: Thanks for the update bro

spartacus: Blame Slade

moralcompass: If it was your son on the line you'd probably want the least distractions in your way wouldn't you

spartacus: Very true

smoakandmirrors: Always our moral compass

moralcompass: Yeah yeah

moralcompass: I try

goodvibes: I now understand why he has that name

goodvibes: Good choice

smoakandmirrors: Thankies

smoakandmirrors: This has been silent for two days wow we suck

merlynthemagician: I apologize for not trying to break cover

promiseskept: That would be the way you get back on this chat

promiseskept: Dramatic as always wizard

merlynthemagician: Magician

merlynthemagician: It is literally in my chat name

promiseskept: I can see that

promiseskept: I haven't lost my other eye

supersfriend: I honestly don't know what else I expected from these two when they came back

alwaysawinner: I just find it hilarious that the first thing Slade did when he returned is call Malcolm wizard

agentdamnvers: You would

agentdamnvers: Welcome back, Slade

promiseskept: Thank you, Alex

promiseskept: My condolences about Maggie

agentdamnvers: Thank you

agentdamnvers: Hello to everyone else too

oliverking: So we figured out Quentin really is our moral compass?

moralcompass: That obvious, huh?

angelpuppydanvers: It's a good obvious

fast&furious: Oliver keep her

oliverking: No need to tell me twice

spacepapabear: I told her the same thing about you

angelpuppydanvers: No need to tell me twice

promiseskept: I suddenly regret turning notifications from this chat off

secondisthebest: Believe me the things I can tell you about what Merlyn did

merlynthemagician: Shut up Siren

secondisthebest: Not my style

promiseskept: On the other hand if this was all those notifications were . . .

allfairplay: So to recap

allfairplay: Malcolm and Slade still annoy each other

allfairplay: Slade is back

allfairplay: And Oliver and Kara are the OTP of this chat

angelpuppydanvers: Curtis!

smoakandmirrors: So nothing has changed

angelpuppydanvers: Felicity!

allfairplay: Accurate

goodvibes: What a time to be alive

oliverking: I'd give up angel

oliverking: We can't block them all

barkandbite: I kept my mouth shut this time at least

thirdtimesthecharm: Miracles do happen

barkandbite: Wow

promiseskept: I really didn't miss anything important in this did I

easteriris: Not really no

promiseskept: Why am I not surprised

oliverking: You know us too well

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Also known as what gets done by the author after her Monday morning power rush through classes. XD