Yes, that is honest to God the title of this chapter. Or basically, my three favorite redeemed villains who have also taken over my profile picture have demanded attention and who am I to deny them? XD

Also, I'm pretty sure Winn's face is everyone's as they watch this chat, hehe. XD

Otherwise known as after "Divided!"

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secondisthebest: Being on this with one hand is a pain

missfoxtrot: Then why are you on

secondisthebest: I think my roommates would get tired of me ranting and cursing

promiseskept: I've probably heard worse

merlynthemagician: Don't tempt her

goodvibes: Dare I ask what happened?

secondisthebest: What happened is that Cayden James has a whole army

secondisthebest: And I got shot by one of them

promiseskept: He also happens to be the ex-partner of one of Oliver's former teammates

timedetectivepretty: Oh brother

lightemup: Partner

lightemup: Or partner

promiseskept: Yes

gumballintherain: Oh dear

merlynthemagician: I don't think Dinah dearest appreciated that tidbit of information

smoakandmirrors: I can safely say she did not

merlynthemagician: OK then

lancelot: Sounds like you've had an exciting time

secondisthebest: Who doesn't love fighting armies

promiseskept: You can always drop out if you want

secondisthebest: Hell no

secondisthebest: I have dibs on Sobel

merlynthemagician: Since when

secondisthebest: Since I told you

merlynthemagician: Which was when

secondisthebest: After he shot my shoulder you idiot

mammamia: And so begins our evening entertainment

promiseskept: This would be when I let them have it at each other

easteriris: That seems smart

penn&telle: It is

lancelot: Slade I applaud you for putting up with these two

promiseskept: I try

timetravelsabitch: The good news is they'll have more manpower and superpowers on their side the next time they take on Cayden James

bigbadwolf: Damn right

aresthegodofwar: How big is Team SuperArrow now?

merlynthemagician: When the hell did we start getting called that

promiseskept: Probably when Supergirl and the Green Arrow got together

promiseskept: Keep up wizard

merlynthemagician: Magician

athenathegoddessofwisdom: Do they do this often

secondisthebest: Constantly

queenoftheboard: Even in the middle of battles

frostbite: Why?

penn&telle: I've given up trying to answer that tbh

penn&telle: Quite frankly I'm a bit too scared to ask

penn&telle: So kudos to you for doing it for me

secondisthebest: I wonder it too

secondisthebest: But it's too damn entertaining to ask them to stop

merlynthemagician: That's what we're here for

merlynthemagician: To be your own personal entertainment

promiseskept: Speak for yourself wizard

merlynthemagician: For the love of

merlynthemagician: Seriously

merlynthemagician: MAGICIAN

queenoftheboard: I'll amend Sara's statement

queenoftheboard: Laurel I applaud you for putting up with these two

queenoftheboard: Because you obviously live with children

merlynthemagician: Wow

goodvibes: I love how most of this chat right now is watching Dark Team Arrow go at each other

supersfriend: Who now

goodvibes: I mean

goodvibes: Half of Team Arrow is now former supervillains

goodvibes: And I get the feeling they wouldn't mind doing

goodvibes: Well

goodvibes: Dirty work

secondisthebest: Nope

merlynthemagician: No arguments from me

promiseskept: Not wrong

goodvibes: See

goodvibes: Dark Team Arrow

secondisthebest: I mean

secondisthebest: It fits

merlynthemagician: Congratulations Cisco

merlynthemagician: You did something else right

goodvibes: I'm never gonna be forgiven for Bary's bachelor elixir am I

merlynthemagician: You'll have to take that up with Oliver

youreawizardharry: You're lucky I got him out before he got arrested too

promiseskept: Do I want to know

bigbadwolf: Consult the chat about two weeks or so before you returned to Star City

promiseskept: Noted

mammamia: And this is the team that is protecting Star City now

lancelot: Trust me Z

lancelot: I think Oliver can handle them

bigbadwolf: And if not

bigbadwolf: All my sister needs to do is give them puppy eyes

bigbadwolf: And their hearts will probably melt

bigbadwolf: And they'll do whatever she wants

smoakandmirrors: I think you scared them off

secondisthebest: No we're here

secondisthebest: I am at least

secondisthebest: I'm not able to come up with a good retort to that

merlynthemagician: I'm trying to

promiseskept: I don't think they would melt

queenoftheboard: Liar

penn&telle: Since Lena said it first

penn&telle: Liar

supersfriend: ^^^

merlynthemagician: What faith

aresthegodofwar: Literally the majority of the chat today is taken up by DTA and everyone else being savages

aresthegodofwar: Y'all are a mess

queenoftheboard: Do we really need to go over this again

lightemup: No

timetravelsabitch: I think my wife got scared off

lancelot: Blame DTA

secondisthebest: We are not the new Cisco

goodvibes: Hey!

smoakandmirrors: Out goes sappiness

queenoftheboard: I smell no cookies

bigbadwolf: Guess we're just left with savagery

spartacus: I don't blame your wife Mon-El

timetravelsabitch: I don't think I do either

mammamia: Sara's right

mammamia: Why isn't our group chat like this

lancelot: I rest my case

youreawizardharry: Lance

lancelot: MAY IT REST IN PEACE PLEASE PAY RESPECTS

mammamia: RIP

bigbadwolf: RIP

smoakandmirrors: RIP

penn&telle: RIP

goodvibes: RIP

timetravelsabitch: RIP

fast&furious: RIP

oliverking: And what the fuck was everyone high on while we were gone

secondisthebest: Savagery

angelpuppydanvers: You don't say

fast&furious: No shit Sherlock

lancelot: The people protecting Star City ladies and gentlemen

lightemup: It's doomed

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I'm at the point where I don't even know what I'm writing anymore. I just know it makes me laugh way too much. XD