Otherwise known as after "The Thanatos Guild!"

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merlynthemagician: The impossible has happened

backinaflash: I thought that was already established in Central City

merlynthemagician: I had a civil conversation with Nyssa al Ghul what did you do

goodvibes: Wow

oliverking: You've never seen the two of them in the same room before

oliverking: That's a pretty big deal

oliverking: I was just as shocked as he is

youreawizardharry: Didn't you cut off his hand for her

oliverking: He was a villain at the time

merlynthemagician: That's a yes

promiseskept: Is that worse than losing an eye

merlynthemagician: Well I got a cybernetic one instead

secondisthebest: Only these two would be comparing who got the worse injury from Oliver

bigbadwolf: How often do they do that

secondisthebest: Surprisingly not much

penn&telle: Not much

thecollector: What else would they argue about though

angelpuppydanvers: Probably who the better brother is

secondisthebest: They don't argue much about that either

angelpuppydanvers: Wow

merlynthemagician: I feel betrayed

oliverking: Insert obligatory payback comment here

promiseskept: I think you should just shut up now wizard

merlynthemagician: Magician

mammamia: How does he still keep falling for that

lancelot: How are men still idiots after all these years

mammamia: Hmm

mammamia: Touché

lifeinthefastlane: Maxwell Lord isn't as big an idiot as he used to be

bigbadwolf: Still not entirely sure I'd trust him around Kryptonite though

lifeinthefastlane: He helped stop my dad didn't he

bigbadwolf: True

backinaflash: We should stop shouldn't we

lancelot: Good idea

secondisthebest: This is my form of payback against Malcolm so pardon me if I keep insulting him

merlynthemagician: Fine, I guess I deserve it

aresthegodofwar: What did he do this time

merlynthemagician: I was going to do a good thing actually

gumballintherain: Define "good"

merlynthemagician: As in travel around the world to destroy the three Lazarus Pits that Ra's al Ghul found and left for his successor

merlynthemagician: That would be Oliver, for those of you keeping track of the messy history of the League

mammamia: Why the hell would I do that

timedetectivepretty: A-hem

frostbite: I'm a little curious

timetravelsabitch: I've never even heard of it in the future

matilda: We're in a different universe Mon-El

timetravelsabitch: But we can still travel between universes then

goodvibes: Say what now

merlynthemagician: I was explaining my attempted good deed, wasn't I

angelpuppydanvers: I'm still paying attention

bigbadwolf: Me too

merlynthemagician: Thank you sisters Danvers

merlynthemagician: But guess who was going to miss me if I left

promiseskept: Not me

oliverking: Your constant bickering says otherwise

penn&telle: Yeah if Malcolm's moping when you were gone was anything to go by

merlynthemagician: Excuse you I did not mope

supersfriend: You definitely moped

merlynthemagician: Apparently Laurel would

secondisthebest: I hate you

merlynthemagician: No you don't

secondisthebest: . . .

secondisthebest: Fine yes I would have missed you

secondisthebest: See Slade I'm better at telling the truth than you

promiseskept: So this is what it feels like getting ganged up on

merlynthemagician: Doesn't feel good does it

backinaflash: So you aren't going Lazarus Pit hunting?

merlynthemagician: No Thea and Roy are instead

merlynthemagician: Siren gets to keep me for a little while longer

secondisthebest: You are so lucky I didn't throw a knife at you when you came back to the loft

smoakandmirrors: You almost threw a knife at him?

secondisthebest: I thought he was Slade!

merlynthemagician: And I'm not sure how sober she was considering how much she'd drunk already

secondisthebest: I really do hate you sometimes

athenathegoddessofwisdom: Your life should be a TV show considering how much popcorn is being distributed among the Legends right now

penn&telle: What if all of our lives were TV shows

goodvibes: At least we'd keep up with each other so much better that way

gumballintherain: Keeping Up With The Superheroes

goodvibes: I veto that name

goodvibes: Totally not Cisco approved

angelpuppydanvers: That would definitely be easier for me though

lancelot: And us

lancelot: I feel like we're only called in events of major crisis

angelpuppydanvers: Well Fort Rozz wasn't exactly a crisis

lancelot: Reign showed up eventually

oliverking: Engagement party

lancelot: That turned into Reign's first attack

easteriris: Our wedding rehearsal dinner

lancelot: Need I remind you we almost lost our angel puppy and Professor Stein

aresthegodofwar: No thank you

athenathegoddessofwisdom: Moving on please

backinaflash: Me getting out of jail

lancelot: Could have turned into a crisis if it didn't work

lancelot: Someone give me something to think a little harder about

bigbadwolf: I can't think of anything

frostbite: Me neither honestly

timedetectivepretty: Nothing here

lancelot: I rest my case

oliverking: Please don't

lancelot: May it rest in peace

penn&telle: RIP

gumballintherain: RIP

mammamia: RIP

goodvibes: RIP

lifeinthefastlane: RIP

timedetectivepretty: RIP

smoakandmirrors: RIP

thecollector: RIP

thecollector: How many things have you killed

lancelot: Seriousness

penn&telle: Sanity

bigbadwolf: We have savagery and sappiness instead

goodvibes: And cookies

oliverking: Yes what a crime if we forget the cookies

angelpuppydanvers: I mean, considering how many calories I need to consume

thecollector: Yep

backinaflash: ^^^

lancelot: So bring a cookie cake to the rehearsal dinner

lancelot: Z get on that

mammamia: Why me I barely know them

angelpuppydanvers: Ouch

oliverking: Did anyone in this chat seriously think they wouldn't be invited

promiseskept: Kid the SCPD would have heart attacks if they saw me at your wedding

merlynthemagician: I'm supposed to be dead

secondisthebest: Technically I am too

merlynthemagician: I'm also the one who destroyed a good chunk of the Glades what did you do

merlynthemagician: Or the Earth-1 Laurel, I guess

moralcompass: I think it's safe to say those two will be watching from a safe distance

spacepapabear: Or you could get married on Earth-38

bigbadwolf: Yeah, then there's no need to be worried about someone missing

oliverking: Star City may have something to say if their mayor mysteriously elopes

moralcompass: Yeah, they probably will

angelpupydanvers: OUR POINT REMAINS

angelpuppydanvers: I will pout at anyone who does not come

goodvibes: Oh shit

goodvibes: Well I guess I have to go

youreawizardharry: Like you weren't planning to originally

backinaflash: Like I was gonna miss their wedding

lancelot: Legends we're definitely going

timedetectivepretty: Is it bad I'm more scared of a pout than Dark Team Arrow

merlynthemagician: We're never losing that title are we

promiseskept: Apparently not

lifeinthefastlane: Hey anyone wanna bet Kara can pout at Reign and take her down

spacepapabear: Lucy

lightemup: Drinks at the wedding

lifeinthefastlane: All right

dreadpiratejiwe: Of course Mick takes that bet

lancelot: Honestly who isn't surprised by anything that happens anymore

smoakandmirrors: Still comprehending that Malcolm and Nyssa were civil to each other, actually

merlynthemagician: I'd say something insulting but same here

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I forgot how much of a riot it is to write this, oh my God. XD