
In Which Lucy Breaks The Chat
Otherwise known as after "Of Two Evils!" Look at who else is joining! :D
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BestHotMessEver
backinaflash: Damn
backinaflash: And I thought Slade and Malcolm were overprotective
goodvibes: Me too
supersfriend: I'll give it to Lord
supersfriend: I was much less uncomfortable this time around
queenoftheboard: Speak for yourself
queenoftheboard: Like
queenoftheboard: It was flattering
queenoftheboard: But it wasn't?
supersfriend: Guess Kara having a fiancée got rid of that aspect
lightemup: What
gumballintherain: I agree with Mick
gumballintherain: What
mammamia: What
aresthegodofwar: ^^^
timedetectivepretty: I'm confused
athenathegoddessofwisdom: Me too
lancelot: Mood
fast&furious: So half of this is Team Flash and two members of Team SuperArrow complaining about something
fast&furious: And the rest of us are as confused as hell
smoakandmirrors: Accurate
spartacus: True
moralcompass: Yep
goodvibes: I shall summarize
goodvibes: In the course of less than a year
goodvibes: Everyone's favorite Kryptonian puppy has been affected by the Christmas triduum of Kryptonite
lightemup: What
timedetectivepretty: That explained nothing
smoakandmirrors: Wait
smoakandmirrors: Are you kidding me
spartacus: Oh God
fast&furious: Well shit
fast&furious: Is National City OK
supersfriend: Surprisingly yes
fast&furious: Oh good
aresthegodofwar: I'm still confused
athenathegoddessofwisdom: Ditto
lancelot: Wait
lancelot: Christmas Kryptonite
lancelot: Green white and red
lancelot: Replace white with silver
goodvibes: Twenty points to Team Legends
lancelot: Well shit
easteriris: And red Kryptonite is apparently the one that takes away everything that makes Kara good
gumballintherain: There's a way to make our puppy anything but good
frostbite: Let me remind you about Earth-X
gumballintherain: I know
gumballintherain: But
gumballintherain: Our puppy
supersfriend: Shocking right
timedetectivepretty: I am
youreawizardharry: Look on the bright side
youreawizardharry: National City is still standing
backinaflash: Yeah and supporting Kara
backinaflash: Unlike the last time Red K happened
aresthegodofwar: Can I back up for a second here
aresthegodofwar: Was Harrison Wells just being optimistic
mammamia: Oh damn
gumballintehrain: He was
aresthegodofwar: Did he get replaced by another doppelgänger or what
goodvibes: Well
goodvibes: Funny story
goodvibes: Would everyone's favorite female tech support from Earth-38 like to answer that question
queenoftheboard: I hate you
goodvibes: Totally worth it
goodvibes: Because I was totally right
backinaflash: Translation
backinaflash: Lena is actually Harry's girlfriend now
fast&furious: Really
smoakandmirrors: Mazel tov!
youreawizardharry: I hate you too Allen
backinaflash: You are welcome to return to Earth-2 whenever you please
goodvibes: Or
goodvibes: You know
goodvibes: Just move to Earth-38
lancelot: Can you pass me some of your popcorn Z
frostbite: You actually have popcorn
mammamia: Of course I do
mammamia: What else would I have to watch this
missfoxtrot: I assume what's going on here would explain why Mick just pulled a six pack of beers from the fabricator
mammamia: That too
moralcompass: Just when I thought this chat couldn't get more insane
lancelot: Sorry about your luck Dad
easteriris: Poor Kara though
easteriris: How's she holding up
supersfriend: Pretty well
supersfriend: She wasn't being a bitch while she was Red K'd
supersfriend: So that's something
gumballintherain: I don't know what I would dislike more
gumballintherain: Kara having all good wiped from her
gumballintherain: Or Kara being a bitch
timedetectivepretty: I'll answer that
timedetectivepretty: Yes
gumballintherain: True
supersfriend: Also
supersfriend: My ex-girlfriend's father is officially the worst military general I have ever met
queenoftheboard: Is it too much to text Oliver real quick and ask him to kill him en route
supersfriend: Probably
supersfriend: Though DTA would probably be more than happy to
penn&telle: I'm on my way to help catch a Worldkiller and this blows up
penn&telle: Oh but it's an important topic
penn&telle: Give me one second
backinaflash: Wait what
penn&telle has added lifeinthefastlane to the group BestHotMessEver
lancelot: I saw 'catch a Worldkiller'
goodvibes: And we're missing it????
supersfriend: Are we discussing the Worldkiller or my ex-girlfriend's father
lifeinthefastlane: Apparently both
queenoftheboard: Doesn't even question what she sees
queenoftheboard: Just jumps right into the conversation
queenoftheboard: Lucy Lane everybody
penn&telle: Welcome to the BestHotMessEver
youreawizardharry: Oh God
missfoxtrot: Here we go
mammamia: We have sappiness
gumballintherain: And cookies
fast&furious: Sanity is buried over here
backinaflash: Sara and I buried seriousness somewhere over here
lancelot: Would you like some savagery to go with your sappiness and cookies
timedetectivepretty: I love this chat
spartacus: If we had an insanity meter
spartacus: It would explode
goodvibes: And why is that a problem
lifeinthefastlane: Who even came up with this
youreawizard: Blame Ramon
smoakandmirrors: Blame Cisco
supersfriend: Blame Cisco
penn&telle: Blame Cisco
fast&furious: Blame Cisco
queenoftheboard: Blame Cisco
goodvibes: Ouch
athenathegoddessofwisdom: Literally all of those within a second of each other
moralcompass: Let's just say there's a story behind that
lifeinthefastlane: I'll take your word for it
backinaflash: Winn
backinaflash: Worldkiller
backinaflash: Explain
penn&telle: Can I do so when we're not pulling up to the house
penn&telle: I'm on tech support duty
lifeinthefastlane: To summarize what has happened in the past 48 hours or so
lifeinthefastlane: My dad poisoned Kara with Red Kryptonite
lifeinthefastlane: Then tried to assassinate Morgan Edge which made him try to kill Lena
lifeinthefastlane: The Red Kryptonite pissed Kara off
lifeinthefastlane: So she went to force a confession out of him in front of National City's elite while my dad was prepared to kill her
lifeinthefastlane: But the heroes saved the day like always
lifeinthefastlane: Then Winn found a few potential Worldkillers based on ideas Kara J'onn and Mon-El had
lifeinthefastlane: Kara recognized a potential Worldkiller
lifeinthefastlane: So now we're pulling up in front of their house to catch said potential Worldkiller
lifeinthefastlane: You may now ask your questions
queenoftheboard: It's been fifteen seconds
queenoftheboard: I think that's the most silent this chat has ever been
supersfriend: Mark this day
supersfriend: Lucy Lane has broken the BestHotMessEver
goodvibes: I like her
goodvibes: Have some cookies
backinaflash: And sappiness
lancelot: And savagery
queenoftheboard: Oh they're alive after all
frostbite: What even just happened
spartacus: I know I started laughing
aresthegodofwar: Same
missfoxtrot: Mick choked on his beer
mammamia: So my respect for this woman has just dramatically increased
fast&furious: Lucy you are going to fit right in
lifeinthefastlane: Thank you very much
lifeinthefastlane: Now excuse me while the D.E.O. tries to catch a Worldkiller
backinaflash: You guys got this!
lancelot: Kick their ass!
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To clarify, this was the chat that was going on in between the end of "Of Two Evils" and while everyone else was on their way to find Julia. I hope everyone laughed as much as I did. XD
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