Otherwise known as after "Thanksgiving!"

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alwaysawinner: What a bitch

barkandbite: Amen

fast&furious: Preach

goodvibes: I've looked through the entire chat

goodvibes: That seems to be said a lot

moralcompass: If you actually met Samandra Watson I'm sure you'd agree

spacepapabear: She even gets on my nerves

agentdamnvers: And that's saying something

easteriris: J'onn doesn't seem like the type of Martian to get annoyed easily

spacepapabear: You haven't seen me in the same room with General Sam Lane apparently

supersfriend: I don't think anyone could be in the same room with General Lane and not be annoyed for long

angelpuppydanvers: No kidding

angelpuppydanvers: Also Alex

angelpuppydanvers: Check your name

thirdtimesthecharm: ???

agentdamnvers: OH

agentdamnvers has changed their name to bigbadwolf

bigbadwolf: Much better

merlynthemagician: Nice name Damnvers

bigbadwolf: Thank you very much

bigbadwolf: Back on topic

bigbadwolf: What a bitch

easteriris: Can I ask why a crap ton of vigilantes attacked police officers at a stadium

secondisthebest: They weren't police officers

goodvibes: Oh boy

oliverking: Cayden James has the ingredients for a thermobaric bomb and made us think he was going to blow up the stadium

oliverking: Turns out it was just a set-up to get the anti-vigilante legislation passed

angelpuppydanvers: He succeeded btw

promiseskept: Unfortunately

promiseskept: Happy Thanksgiving to us

allfairplay: At least we didn't have it in the bunker

smoakandmirrors: Yeah Rene was ready to smash French fries and call them mashed potatoes

barkandbite: I was ready to improvise

spartacus: French fries are nowhere near as good as the real thing though

fast&furious: Agreed on so many levels

alwaysawinner: We could have had Thanksgiving like it went Kara's first year as Supergirl

bigbadwolf: Nah

angelpuppydanvers: No thank you

bigbadwolf: The less family drama the better

queenoftheboard: That actually accurately describes my Thanksgiving last year

angelpuppydanvers: Yay Medusa

spacepapabear: Not

angelpuppydanvers: We really need sarcasm buttons

goodvibes: So noted

queenoftheboard: But mother dearest is now gone

queenoftheboard: No more killing aliens for Thanksgiving

alwaysawinner: Yay no killing aliens!

smoakandmirrors: That was not sarcasm correct

promiseskept: His best friend is an alien

promiseskept: I sincerely hope that was not sarcasm

alwaysawinner: It was not

secondisthebest: I'm glad you're back

promiseskept: Glad to be back

goodvibes: This chat is either all feelsy or way too savage

merlynthemagician: We can do savagery if you would prefer

secondisthebest: Malcolm and I figured out we're pretty good at that

goodvibes: I'm good thanks

merlynthemagician: Figured

oliverking: Anything interesting happen on your front?

easteriris: A college professor is now a big threat to Barry

spartacus: Say what now

allfairplay: A college professor?

barkandbite: What's his superpower

barkandbite: Being too smart?

goodvibes: Bingo

barkandbite: I was joking

goodvibes: I'm not

goodvibes: He's way too fracking smart

barkandbite: Well then

merlynthemagician: Congratulations Rene you finally said something right

barkandbite: I hate you

merlynthemagician: You are not the first person to say that

easteriris: Damn

bigbadwolf: Smell the savagery?

easteriris: Definitely

alwaysawinner: That's usually either Malcolm or Thea

alwaysawinner: Just FYI

fast&furious: And we're proud of it

merlynthemagician: That's my girl

goodvibes: This is the weirdest group chat in the history of group chats

angelpuppydanvers: And we're proud of it

bigbadwolf: That's my sister

fast&furious: Plagiarizers

bigbadwolf: We thought your lines were so good that we had to reuse them

angelpuppydanvers: ^^^

merlynthemagician: Well when you put it that way

promiseskept: How to get on the wizard's good side

promiseskept: Appeal to his ego

merlynthemagician: Wow

alwaysawinner: I amend my statement

alwaysawinner: It could be Slade as well

allfairplay: We are one hot mess aren't we

queenoftheboard has renamed the group BestHotMessEver

supersfriend: I guess now we really are

secondisthebest: And then there's savagery coming from Earth-38

smoakandmirrors: YES

fast&furious: Lena truly is a queen

queenoftheboard: Hail to the queen baby

fast&furious: Gladly

smaoakandmirrors: Hail

bigbadwolf: Hail

angelpuppydanvers: Hail

thirdtimesthecharm: Hail

secondisthebest: Hail

spartacus: I think we've officially hit insanity

oliverking: I don't know why I'm still a part of this

angelpuppydanvers: You love us

angelpuppydanvers: And by us I mean me

oliverking: This is true

secondisthebest: Ladies and gentlemen the reason we are all such saps

alwaysawinner: Welcome to the BestHotMessEver

alwaysawinner: We have sappiness

barkandbite: I think I threw up in my mouth a little

thirdtimesthecharm: So that wasn't just me

barkandbite: Nope

goodvibes: Why can't the Team Flash group chat be like this

easteriris: We value our sanity

fast&furious: Ew sanity

easteriris: ^^^ Case in point

easteriris: May it rest in peace

fast&furious: RIP

secondisthebest: RIP

queenoftheboard: RIP

alwaysawinner: RIP

goodvibes: Rest in peace sanity

merlynthemagician: It's not like we knew you anyway

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I don't even know anymore. This just . . . happened, literally in the time it takes me to eat lunch and have a small break.

Well, it made me laugh, at least. Hopefully it made you laugh, too!