Otherwise known as after "The Devil's Greatest Trick!"

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goodvibes: Nothing from Team Legends

goodvibes: Nothing from Team SuperArrow

goodvibes: I'm bored

youreawizardharry: And I was just getting used to silence

youreawizardharry: Well done ruining it Ramon

goodvibes: Thank you very much

lifeinthefastlane: I don't know if I count as Team SuperArrow since I'm not actually a fielder and still adjusting to getting back into the D.E.O.

lifeinthefastlane: But I'm here

easteriris: Off superheroing?

lifeinthefastlane: Probably

lifeinthefastlane: Alex Winn J'onn and James headed over to Star City

lifeinthefastlane: Oh

lifeinthefastlane: A few hours ago?

backinaflash: Let's be real

backinaflash: With all the shit that's been going on in Star City recently between Oliver's team and the other team

backinaflash: Are we really surprised they're not here

goodvibes: . . .

goodvibes: Not at all

frostbite: Nope

easteriris: Uh uh

lifeinthefastlane: Totally not living up to my username right now

lifeinthefastlane: But what happened between these two teams

moralcompass: Oliver is under investigation by the FBI and Rene was blackmailed by them

moralcompass: But none of us knew that at first and Oliver made the call to hold those he didn't trust out of the field until we knew

moralcompass: So Rene Dinah and Curtis formed their own team

moralcompass: And they really don't like Oliver now

lifeinthefastlane: Oh thank you

easteriris: This is good news

lifeinthefastlane: How is this good news

easteriris: Quentin is responding

easteriris: Which means a whatchamacallit bomb hasn't gone off in Star City yet

goodvibes: Whatchamacallit

easteriris: Shut up Cisco

moralcompass: I guess that counts as good news

fast&furious: Good news is there's no longer a thermobaric bomb threat

penn&telle: Thank you twelfth level intellect from Colu

frostbite: What from where

backinaflash: Brainy

frostbite: Oh

frostbite: So Star City's safe?

penn&telle: From Cayden James

penn&telle: Yes

easteriris: Thank God

smoakandmirrors: A certain sonic screamer on the other hand

secondisthebest: Winn sweetie

penn&telle: Uh oh

secondisthebest: Can I steal your line

penn&telle: ???

penn&telle: I guess???

secondisthebest: Thank you

secondisthebest: Because what a fucking bitch

penn&telle: Oh phew I thought you were about to yell at me

smoakandmirrors: It kind of sounded like it

secondisthebest: Oh you didn't do anything wrong

secondisthebest: That idiotic trio on the other hand

timetravelsabitch: Can I just say

timetravelsabitch: If I wasn't sure I hated them before

timetravelsabitch: I definitely know now I do

goodvibes: I'm almost afraid to ask

youreawizardharry: What did they do now

goodvibes: Thank you Harry for not being afraid to ask

merlynthemagician: For one

merlynthemagician: Shot Laurel

easteriris: Whoa

merlynthemagician: To summarize our evening

merlynthemagician: Oliver didn't kill Cayden James's son

merlynthemagician: Cayden had us round up his whole cabal to see who did

merlynthemagician: Those three idiots crashed the party they absolutely were not invited to

merlynthemagician: Everything went to hell

timetravelsabitch: That's putting it lightly

promiseskept: We also learned Evelyn's Cry doubled as a shock collar

secondisthebest: Cayden used it on Evelyn to make her kill Sobel

backinaflash: Shit

frostbite: Oh my God

goodvibes: Please tell me you told the others that

bigbadwolf: Oh they heard

bigbadwolf: They didn't listen though

supersfriend: All they see her as is someone who turned their back on Team Arrow once before, joined up with Prometheus, and killed Sobel

lifeinthefastlane: I thought I just heard Rene turned his own back on Team Arrow when he sold Oliver out to the FBI

merlynthemagician: Exactly

spartacus: Quote of the day: "that's the pot calling the kettle black"

spartacus: Credit goes to Evelyn Sharpe for starting the trend

easteriris: Speaking of Evelyn

easteriris: What happened to the cabal

oliverking: I just spoke to Cayden in SCPD headquarters

oliverking: Talia Anatoli and Diaz are there too

backinaflash: What about Evelyn

angelpuppydanvers: I'm assuming wherever Laurel told her to run

secondisthebest: I couldn't specify in the moment so I just told her to run

backinaflash: So mostly a success?

oliverking: If we're being positive sure

goodvibes: Kara cheer your boyfriend up

oliverking: Harry are you close to him

youreawizardharry: As a matter of fact I am

easteriris: That yelp was from Cisco wasn't it

frostbite: Harry smacked him on the back of the head

oliverking: Thank you

youreawizardharry: You're welcome

goodvibes: I made this chat for you!

angelpuppydanvers: I will fly to Central City and take you to my universe so I can toss you in the Phantom Zone

backinaflash: Oh damn

fast&furious: Can I have a front row seat to that please

spartacus: You wouldn't be able to breathe Thea

spacepapabear: I have a spaceship to bring guests

fast&furious: DIBS

goodvibes: I think I'll go before I say something else horrible

moralcompass: And who's gonna say it first

supersfriend: #thinkbeforeyoutype

secondisthebest: There it is

smoakandmirrors: Right on cue

smoakandmirrors: Quentin is psychic

moralcompass: No

moralcompass: This chat has gotten way too predictable

fast&furious: You right

fast&furious: Hey where are the Legends to screw everything up again

backinaflash: I know right

youreawizardharry: How long does it take to rescue Ray Palmer

oliverking: Time travel is weird

backinaflash: I can vouch for that

timetravelsabitch: My username can speak for itself

matilda: The 21st century is still so weird to adjust to

fast&furious: The time travelers have rested their cases

backinaflash: Since Sara isn't here

backinaflash: I feel obligated to say it for her

backinaflash: Please pay your respects

fast&furious: RIP

penn&telle: RIP

smoakandmirrors: RIP

goodvibes: RIP

angelpuppydanvers: RIP

bigbadwolf: RIP

supersfriend: RIP

merlynthemagician: RIP

lifeinthefastlane: What the fuck just happened

spartacus: Just watch and observe if you don't know

matilda: I've learned to do that

spartacus: It's more entertaining that way too

merlynthemagician: You're no fun

secondisthebest: Says one of the children that thinks debating your name during fights is a good idea

merlynthemagician: Slade starts it

promiseskept: And that's why she calls you a child

merlynthemagician: Children

merlynthemagician: Plural

merlynthemagician: That was directed at you too Wilson

promiseskept: Then stop correcting me wizard

merlynthemagician: Magician

fast&furious: Did my dad actually just fall for that

promiseskept: Yes he did

secondisthebest: I feel like I should inform all of you that Slade is grinning like the Cheshire cat

goodvibes: That'd be creepy as fuck

secondisthebest: It is

youreawizardharry: It's no longer boring Ramon

youreawizardharry: Are you happy

goodvibes: Extremely

goodvibes: Thank you for asking

frostbite: And Harry just smacked Cisco on the back of the head again

easteriris: You'd think he'd learn by now

promiseskept: A question Miss West

promiseskept: Has the wizard learned not to react to what I call him

merlynthemagician: Seriously

easteriris: Point to Slade

secondisthebest: And there they go again

bigbadwolf: My condolences Siren

secondisthebest: I need a drink

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Why is it so easy to imagine Slade and Malcolm arguing while Laurel's on the couch groaning and face palming?

Actually why is it so easy to imagine this chat going on?