
In Which Barry and Sara Kill Seriousness
Otherwise known as during and after "Legion of Super-Heroes!"
Oh, look - here's everyone else! XD
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backinaflash has 1 new message from lancelot
lancelot: Hey Barry
backinaflash: Hey what
lancelot: Please tell me Oliver is alive
backinaflash: He is
backinaflash: At least I think he is
backinaflash: I'm not suicidal enough to check for a pulse
lancelot: Fair enough
lancelot: We're all worried here though
backinaflash: For a good reason
backinaflash: I mean
backinaflash: He's basically a statue
lancelot: Well shit
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queenoftheboard: Has Oliver moved at all
merlynthemagician: If he has
merlynthemagician: We haven't noticed
promiseskept: He does with urgent prompting
merlynthemagician: Huh
promiseskept: Other than that
promiseskept: Not really
fast&furious: He's not wrong
fast&furious: He did this last time Kara was hurt this bad though
penn&telle: Yeah he did
penn&telle: Except last time Kara was hurt this bad
penn&telle: It wasn't because of another Kryptonian
frostbite: Alex and I are trying our bests
frostbite: We're not miracle workers
bigbadwolf: I wish we were though
lancelot: I feel like we'll need to stage an intervention
backinaflash: Sure
backinaflash: We'll all get killed doing it
backinaflash: But sure
youreawizardharry: It'll be your funerals
queenoftheboard: I don't know if I'll have the money to pay for all of them
penn&telle: You probably will
queenoftheboard: Yeah I probably will
smoakandmirrors: I put this on silence to try and find this bitch and this explodes
goodvibes: Who's having a funeral?
spartacus: According to this
spartacus: Anyone who tries to stage an intervention with Sara
lancelot: Y'all are no fun
supersfriend: No
supersfriend: We just value our lives
penn&telle: ^^^
fast&furious: We also don't seem to come back to life every time we die
lancelot: And what does your dad have to say to that
merlynthemagician: I have no interest in being killed by Oliver
lancelot: Coward
merlynthemagician: Wow
promiseskept: Nicely done Sara
promiseskept: You just broke the wizard's ego
merlynthemagician: Magician
promiseskept: Whatever
lancelot: Thankies
penn&telle: Where's popcorn when I need it
supersfriend: Back up
supersfriend: Every time you die
lancelot: Do we really want to go into how many times I've died
lancelot: Or do we want to focus on getting Ollie's fiancée back to him
penn&telle: Since Oliver scares me
penn&telle: And because I'm slightly terrified of you too
penn&telle: Option B please
lancelot: Winn is my new favorite techie
smoakandmirrors: Hey!
goodvibes: Rude
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bigbadwolf has 2 new messages from oliverking
oliverking: Alex
oliverking: Has Mon-El told you his idea yet
bigbadwolf: Oh my God you're alive
oliverking: Alex
bigbadwolf: Yes he did
bigbadwolf: What do you think?
oliverking: If it gets Kara back
oliverking: Of course
bigbadwolf: I'll tell J'onn then
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backinaflash has 4 new messages from easteriris
easteriris: Um
easteriris: Barry
easteriris: Problem
easteriris: {Video – Kryptonian Devil}
backinaflash: Well fuck
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backinaflash: OK this chat needs to be serious now
fast&furious: What is seriousness
oliverking: Thea
fast&furious: Oh hey Ollie
backinaflash: As in how do we deal with a Killer Kryptonian when we're down our own Kryptonian
lancelot: Hang on
lancelot added gumballintherain, aresthegodofwar, and 5 others to the group BestHotMessEver
penn&telle: Can this chat even be serious
goodvibes: From what I've seen no
goodvibes: Frack hi guys
timecheater: The fuck?
timedetectivepretty: What even
athenathegoddessofwisdom: What did I just get added to
aresthegodofwar: No kidding
secondisthebest: Welcome to the BestHotMessEver
secondisthebest: We have sappiness
merlynthemagician: And cookies as of yesterday
lancelot: They're trying their hand at being serious
lancelot: It's an epic fail so far
gumballintherain: Apparently
lightemup: Why did I even get this stupid app
oliverking: Blame Cisco
oliverking: We do it all the time
goodvibes: Yep Oliver's definitely back
promiseskept: What is up with your usernames
gumballintherain: I like Singin' in the Rain
gumballintherain: And I used to have a baby Dominator named Gumball
bigbadwolf: Say what now
timecheater: That's Ray
lancelot: Zari dropped Helen of Troy off on an island of warrior women
timecheater: Hey the timeline is intact
timecheater: Deal with it
oliverking: timedetectivepretty is Nate
timedetectivepretty: Bingo
frostbite: Guessing the matching usernames are Firestorm?
aresthegodofwar: Present
athenathegoddessofwisdom: Here
supersfriend: I don't get it
lancelot: Jax called himself Ares the god of war when we were facing Julius Caesar's Romans
lancelot: Lily decided to match
supersfriend: OK then
goodvibes: I know who Mick is
lightemup: Shut up
goodvibes: I rest my case
fast&furious: RIP
backinaflash: So Amaya is missfoxtrot
missfoxtrot: Zari made it for me
timecheater: Throw me under the bus why don't you
promiseskept: Oh they'll fit right in
oliverking: We've just given up on seriousness haven't we
fast&furious: Like I said
fast&furious: What is seriousness
merlynthemagician: It's not like we knew it anyway
penn&telle: RIP seriousness
smoakandmirrors: Down it goes with sanity
queenoftheboard: Please pay your respects
bigbadwolf: RIP
goodvibes: RIP
backinaflash: RIP
fast&furious: RIP
merlynthemagician: RIP
supersfriend: RIP
lancelot: See guys this is what our group chat needs to be like
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supersfriend has 4 new messages from angelpuppydanvers
angelpuppydanvers: Hey James
angelpuppydanvers: If you need a Supergirl interview
angelpuppydanvers: Can it wait
angelpuppydanvers: I'm still beat
supersfriend: Oh thank God you're alive
supersfriend: And absolutely yes it can wait
angelpuppydanvers: You're a good friend James
supersfriend: I try to be
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angelpuppydanvers: What the actual hell happened in here while I was in a coma
penn&telle: We killed seriousness
angelpuppydanvers: You mean it wasn't already dead
gumballintherain: I think I'm gonna enjoy this chat
youreawizardharry: You of very few
timedetectivepretty: No I will too
aresthegodofwar: Ditto
timecheater: Oh I know I will
angelpuppydanvers has added timetravelsabitch and saturnianaphrodite to the group BestHotMessEver
lightemup: I'll keep pretending none of you exist
merlynthemagician: And the award for Rudest Member of the Chat goes to?
promiseskept: Multiple people
merlynthemagician: Rude
promiseskept: I rest my case
goodvibes: Why do people keep getting added at the most unfortunate of times?!
lancelot: A better question
lancelot: Why do none of us have Mon-El's name
timetravelsabitch: Kara wasn't kidding when she said this place was a mess
secondisthebest: Welcome to the BestHotMessEver
merlynthemagician: We have sappiness
penn&telle: And cookies
backinaflash: Where seriousness died a brutal death
lancelot: And sanity is nonexistent
fast&furious: Actually it was murdered first
smoakandmirrors: Right
bigbadwolf: And seriousness wasn't that far behind
angelpuppydanvers: I underestimated how much of a mess apparently
spartacus: How could that even be possible
angelpuppydanvers: Two day coma
youreawizardharry: Someone stop them
goodvibes: Nope
fast&furious: Not feeling it
penn&telle: Me neither
smoakandmirrors: Sorry Harry
queenoftheboard: You're gonna have to deal with it
saturnianaphrodite: I'm confused
oliverking: I don't blame you Imra
oliverking: I really don't
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I just . . . yeah. Just roll with it. XD
So a whole bunch of people have been added, and to help you understand, here's all of them.
backinaflash = Barry
frostbite = Caitlin
youreawizardharry = Harry (I'm sorry how could I resist that)
lancelot = Sara
gumballintherain = Ray (a personal favorite)
timedetectivepretty = Nate (also a personal favorite)
aresthegodofwar = Jax
athenathegoddessofwisdom = Lily
lightemup = Mick
missfoxtrot = Amaya
timecheater = Zari
timetravelsabitch = Mon-El
saturnianaphrodite = Imra
Hopefully some people are cleared up! Also, a bit of a sneak peek, since there was a bit of Barry and Sara goodness here . . .
I'm hoping to publish my WhiteFlash book as soon as I get the cover for it! Have a nice banner in the meantime. :)
Hope you guys enjoyed this!
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