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In Which Barry and Sara Kill Seriousness

Otherwise known as during and after "Legion of Super-Heroes!"

Oh, look - here's everyone else! XD

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backinaflash has 1 new message from lancelot

lancelot: Hey Barry

backinaflash: Hey what

lancelot: Please tell me Oliver is alive

backinaflash: He is

backinaflash: At least I think he is

backinaflash: I'm not suicidal enough to check for a pulse

lancelot: Fair enough

lancelot: We're all worried here though

backinaflash: For a good reason

backinaflash: I mean

backinaflash: He's basically a statue

lancelot: Well shit

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queenoftheboard: Has Oliver moved at all

merlynthemagician: If he has

merlynthemagician: We haven't noticed

promiseskept: He does with urgent prompting

merlynthemagician: Huh

promiseskept: Other than that

promiseskept: Not really

fast&furious: He's not wrong

fast&furious: He did this last time Kara was hurt this bad though

penn&telle: Yeah he did

penn&telle: Except last time Kara was hurt this bad

penn&telle: It wasn't because of another Kryptonian

frostbite: Alex and I are trying our bests

frostbite: We're not miracle workers

bigbadwolf: I wish we were though

lancelot: I feel like we'll need to stage an intervention

backinaflash: Sure

backinaflash: We'll all get killed doing it

backinaflash: But sure

youreawizardharry: It'll be your funerals

queenoftheboard: I don't know if I'll have the money to pay for all of them

penn&telle: You probably will

queenoftheboard: Yeah I probably will

smoakandmirrors: I put this on silence to try and find this bitch and this explodes

goodvibes: Who's having a funeral?

spartacus: According to this

spartacus: Anyone who tries to stage an intervention with Sara

lancelot: Y'all are no fun

supersfriend: No

supersfriend: We just value our lives

penn&telle: ^^^

fast&furious: We also don't seem to come back to life every time we die

lancelot: And what does your dad have to say to that

merlynthemagician: I have no interest in being killed by Oliver

lancelot: Coward

merlynthemagician: Wow

promiseskept: Nicely done Sara

promiseskept: You just broke the wizard's ego

merlynthemagician: Magician

promiseskept: Whatever

lancelot: Thankies

penn&telle: Where's popcorn when I need it

supersfriend: Back up

supersfriend: Every time you die

lancelot: Do we really want to go into how many times I've died

lancelot: Or do we want to focus on getting Ollie's fiancée back to him

penn&telle: Since Oliver scares me

penn&telle: And because I'm slightly terrified of you too

penn&telle: Option B please

lancelot: Winn is my new favorite techie

smoakandmirrors: Hey!

goodvibes: Rude

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bigbadwolf has 2 new messages from oliverking

oliverking: Alex

oliverking: Has Mon-El told you his idea yet

bigbadwolf: Oh my God you're alive

oliverking: Alex

bigbadwolf: Yes he did

bigbadwolf: What do you think?

oliverking: If it gets Kara back

oliverking: Of course

bigbadwolf: I'll tell J'onn then

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backinaflash has 4 new messages from easteriris

easteriris: Um

easteriris: Barry

easteriris: Problem

easteriris: {Video – Kryptonian Devil}

backinaflash: Well fuck

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backinaflash: OK this chat needs to be serious now

fast&furious: What is seriousness

oliverking: Thea

fast&furious: Oh hey Ollie

backinaflash: As in how do we deal with a Killer Kryptonian when we're down our own Kryptonian

lancelot: Hang on

lancelot added gumballintherain, aresthegodofwar, and 5 others to the group BestHotMessEver

penn&telle: Can this chat even be serious

goodvibes: From what I've seen no

goodvibes: Frack hi guys

timecheater: The fuck?

timedetectivepretty: What even

athenathegoddessofwisdom: What did I just get added to

aresthegodofwar: No kidding

secondisthebest: Welcome to the BestHotMessEver

secondisthebest: We have sappiness

merlynthemagician: And cookies as of yesterday

lancelot: They're trying their hand at being serious

lancelot: It's an epic fail so far

gumballintherain: Apparently

lightemup: Why did I even get this stupid app

oliverking: Blame Cisco

oliverking: We do it all the time

goodvibes: Yep Oliver's definitely back

promiseskept: What is up with your usernames

gumballintherain: I like Singin' in the Rain

gumballintherain: And I used to have a baby Dominator named Gumball

bigbadwolf: Say what now

timecheater: That's Ray

lancelot: Zari dropped Helen of Troy off on an island of warrior women

timecheater: Hey the timeline is intact

timecheater: Deal with it

oliverking: timedetectivepretty is Nate

timedetectivepretty: Bingo

frostbite: Guessing the matching usernames are Firestorm?

aresthegodofwar: Present

athenathegoddessofwisdom: Here

supersfriend: I don't get it

lancelot: Jax called himself Ares the god of war when we were facing Julius Caesar's Romans

lancelot: Lily decided to match

supersfriend: OK then

goodvibes: I know who Mick is

lightemup: Shut up

goodvibes: I rest my case

fast&furious: RIP

backinaflash: So Amaya is missfoxtrot

missfoxtrot: Zari made it for me

timecheater: Throw me under the bus why don't you

promiseskept: Oh they'll fit right in

oliverking: We've just given up on seriousness haven't we

fast&furious: Like I said

fast&furious: What is seriousness

merlynthemagician: It's not like we knew it anyway

penn&telle: RIP seriousness

smoakandmirrors: Down it goes with sanity

queenoftheboard: Please pay your respects

bigbadwolf: RIP

goodvibes: RIP

backinaflash: RIP

fast&furious: RIP

merlynthemagician: RIP

supersfriend: RIP

lancelot: See guys this is what our group chat needs to be like

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supersfriend has 4 new messages from angelpuppydanvers

angelpuppydanvers: Hey James

angelpuppydanvers: If you need a Supergirl interview

angelpuppydanvers: Can it wait

angelpuppydanvers: I'm still beat

supersfriend: Oh thank God you're alive

supersfriend: And absolutely yes it can wait

angelpuppydanvers: You're a good friend James

supersfriend: I try to be

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angelpuppydanvers: What the actual hell happened in here while I was in a coma

penn&telle: We killed seriousness

angelpuppydanvers: You mean it wasn't already dead

gumballintherain: I think I'm gonna enjoy this chat

youreawizardharry: You of very few

timedetectivepretty: No I will too

aresthegodofwar: Ditto

timecheater: Oh I know I will

angelpuppydanvers has added timetravelsabitch and saturnianaphrodite to the group BestHotMessEver

lightemup: I'll keep pretending none of you exist

merlynthemagician: And the award for Rudest Member of the Chat goes to?

promiseskept: Multiple people

merlynthemagician: Rude

promiseskept: I rest my case

goodvibes: Why do people keep getting added at the most unfortunate of times?!

lancelot: A better question

lancelot: Why do none of us have Mon-El's name

timetravelsabitch: Kara wasn't kidding when she said this place was a mess

secondisthebest: Welcome to the BestHotMessEver

merlynthemagician: We have sappiness

penn&telle: And cookies

backinaflash: Where seriousness died a brutal death

lancelot: And sanity is nonexistent

fast&furious: Actually it was murdered first

smoakandmirrors: Right

bigbadwolf: And seriousness wasn't that far behind

angelpuppydanvers: I underestimated how much of a mess apparently

spartacus: How could that even be possible

angelpuppydanvers: Two day coma

youreawizardharry: Someone stop them

goodvibes: Nope

fast&furious: Not feeling it

penn&telle: Me neither

smoakandmirrors: Sorry Harry

queenoftheboard: You're gonna have to deal with it

saturnianaphrodite: I'm confused

oliverking: I don't blame you Imra

oliverking: I really don't

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I just . . . yeah. Just roll with it. XD

So a whole bunch of people have been added, and to help you understand, here's all of them.

backinaflash = Barry

frostbite = Caitlin

youreawizardharry = Harry (I'm sorry how could I resist that)

lancelot = Sara

gumballintherain = Ray (a personal favorite)

timedetectivepretty = Nate (also a personal favorite)

aresthegodofwar = Jax

athenathegoddessofwisdom = Lily

lightemup = Mick

missfoxtrot = Amaya

timecheater = Zari

timetravelsabitch = Mon-El

saturnianaphrodite = Imra

Hopefully some people are cleared up! Also, a bit of a sneak peek, since there was a bit of Barry and Sara goodness here . . .

I'm hoping to publish my WhiteFlash book as soon as I get the cover for it! Have a nice banner in the meantime. :)

Hope you guys enjoyed this!


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