A/N: Hey peoples I'm baaaaaack!

Sparks and Blitz: AND SO ARE WE!!!!

Me: Yes, and you better behave this time. I'm still paying for the damage you caused in the last chapter!

Sparks: *mutters* Stupid stall deserved it

Me: Anyways, sorry about the long wait! Here's the next chapter! Enjoy!

Third Person POV

"This cafeteria food is pretty good." Mabel said, taking a bite of her ham sandwich. Dipper and Mabel were currently sitting at a table in the large cafeteria. Dipper nodded, eating his own sandwich. His gaze was locked onto a nearby table where Danny and two other students were sitting. Danny looked up from talking to his friends and saw Dipper staring at him. He smiled and gave him a friendly wave. Dipper just looked away. Mabel saw her brother was distracted and looked to where his gaze had been focused.

She smiled and turned back to her brother, "Did you make a new friend?" She asked.

Dipper shook his head, "No, but I may have a suspect." He stole a quick glance back at Danny's table. "Do you know who either of those other two kids are? The girl or the guy wearing the weird hat?" Dipper looked to his twin.

Mabel looked over at the table, "I don't either of the boys, but the girl is in my art class. Her name is Sam... Manson, I think."

Sparks: I sense a potential friendship

Blitz: I don't think so, Mabel is waaay too cheery for Sam

Sparks: DON'T RUIN MY DREAMS BLITZ!

"Hey guys." Wendy appeared at the table and plopped into the seat next to Mabel with her own tray of food. Mabel began excitedly telling Wendy about how her day has gone so far and asking Wendy about her day, while Dipper continued to glance at Danny's table.

All of sudden, the meat in his sandwich began to float upwards. Dipper stared at the floating meat in surprise and saw that all the meat in the cafeteria was floating. It began to gather in the center of the room, mashing together and forming a giant...meat monster? "STUDENTS! PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MEATY DOOM!" The meat monster cried. Students ran from the cafeteria screaming. Wendy and the twins followed the crowd of people out of the cafeteria, but Dipper paused when he heard the meat monster cry out in pain.

He turned to see Danny Phantom attacking the meat monster. "How did he get here so fast?" Dipper wondered aloud.

Mabel grabbed her brother by the arm, "Uh, bro-bro? Now is not the time to stand around thinking about your theories!" Dipper blinked and realized the danger of the situation. He let Mabel drag him out of the cafeteria where Wendy was waiting. When she saw the kids she smiled and rushed over to them.

"Man, I thought you guys got hurt or something!" She said as she stood next to the twins.

Mabel assured her that they were alright and Dipper went back over to the cafeteria doors to peek inside. He was shocked to see that there were two other kids in there fighting the meat monster alongside Phantom. It was both of the kids who had been sitting at Danny's lunch table. "Dipper, come on. We gotta get out of here!" Mabel said, pulling on her brother's arm.

The three of them ran out of the school onto the front lawn, where most of the students had gathered. Students were huddled in groups and teachers were desperately trying to calm the panicked teens. A loud explosion could be heard and a figure was soon flying through the air. The figure landed on the front steps of the school with a cry of pain. It was Danny Phantom!

Blitz: DANNY!

Sparks: *pulls out a rocket launcher* Okay, who's getting blasted this time?!

The meat monster emerged from the school, holding Danny's friends. "MAYBE IF YOU ATE YOUR MEAT THEN YOU'D BE ABLE TO DEFEAT ME GHOST BOY!" The meat monster shouted. Danny groaned as he rose from the steps and floated back into the air.

He blasted the monster with a green energy beam from his hand. "Sorry Lunch Lady, I don't eat frozen meat," he quipped. Danny flew around and around the monster, with beams of ice shooting from his eyes. Before long, the meat monster was mostly frozen. Danny flew near the monster's captives and grabbed their hands, pulling them out of the slimy grip of the monster, quickly freezing the hand.

After depositing them on the ground, Danny pulled out the thermos he had used before to capture the other ghost the group had seen him fight. He uncapped it and a blue beam of light shot out of the thermos, capturing the meat monster in its light just as it began to break free. Students cheered for their hero and Danny smiled, waving at them. He then flew off, and Dipper noticed that the two teens he had saved were gone too.

Sparks: Hey Blitz! I have an idea!

Blitz: Hm?

Sparks: Just follow me! I promise it'll be awesome!

*Sparks and Blitz run off*

Me: Oh dear, this can't be good.

"Hey Dipper, you alright?" Wendy asked, tapping on the boy's shoulder. Teachers had begun herding students back towards the school with little success. Finally they gave up and ended school due to the ghost attack.

"Hm? Oh... uh, yeah. Just thinking," Dipper replied. His thoughts were occupied with what had just happened. Where had Phantom gone, why were Danny's friends helping Phantom in the cafeteria, where did his friends go after they were rescued?

Students continues to wander around the grounds and Wendy, Dipper, and Mabel soon felt their shoulders being tapped. They turned to see two teens. It was a girl and... well, none of them was sure what the other person was. The girl had long black hair and gray eyes. Her skin was pale and she wore a small flower sun dress with white flats. The other person had bright red hair in a pixie cut style, tan skin, and green eyes. They wore a baggy red hoodie, ripped blue jeans, and red sneakers. Both of them had a sly smile on their face.

Me: Wait a sec...

"Hey, sorry to bother you guys. You obviously are pretty busy, but we think we can help you out." The girl said.

Dipper raised an eyebrow at the two, "How's that?"

The red head grinned, "We're known to be very knowledgeable Dipper."

Me: It can't be...

Dipper's eyes widened, "How do you know my name!?" Wendy and Mabel stood a little closer to Dipper, both looking suspicious.

The red head chuckled, "We know all of your names. But that's beside the point. My name is Sparks." Sparks gestured to the girl, "And this is Blitz."

Me: SPARKS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH IT COSTS TO REPAIR THE FOURTH WALL!? YOU TWO GET YOUR BUTTS OUT OF THE STORY NOW!

Sparks chuckled and whispered to Blitz, "We got the author mad." Sparks then slapped them self in the face. "OW! What was that for?!" Sparks shouted up at the sky.

Dipper, Mabel and Wendy started to slowly back away from the two odd people. Blitz noticed this and yelled, "Wait! We need to tell you something!"

Me: Blitz, I swear if you tell them what I think you're about to tell them...

When the group started to back away faster Blitz shouted, "It's about the ghost boy!"

Me: Sparks and Blitz are so dead when they get back here.

Dipper paused. "What about him."

Sparks, still rubbing their sore cheek, smiled, "We just wanted to say if you wanted to find him, then he's behind the school." Wendy, Dipper and Mabel shared a look. Despite not really trusting these two newcomers, Dipper wanted to follow any lead he could on Danny Phantom. So, the three of them raced off to the back of the school while Sparks and Blitz looked on with a smile.

"I think our work here is done darling," Sparks said, wrapping their arm around Blitz's waist. Blitz nodded and soon the two walked away from the school, leaving the writer very angry and upset that they had just destroyed the fourth wall and now had to pay to fix it.

Me: *pulls out checkbook* These two are going to kill me.

Meanwhile, the three friends reached the back of the school and saw Danny's friends, who were still covered in pieces of meat. The group hid behind a nearby dumpster to watch. Sam groaned, "Ugh, this is beyond disgusting! I'm going to have to burn these clothes now!"

The African-American boy rolled his eyes, "Sam, meat isn't that bad."

Sam glared at the boy, "Says the guy who's never eaten a vegetable in his life."

The boy crossed his arms, "Uh, do you not remember the whole 'Blood Blossom' thing? I have eaten vegetables,  and I'm not doing it again."

"Sam, Tucker, do you guys ever stop fighting?" Everyone turned their attention to see Danny Phantom landing on the ground beside Tucker and Sam.

"Man, what took you so long?" Tucker asked.

Danny shook the thermos, "Had to toss Lunch Lady back into the Zone before she busted out of this. I think I need a new thermos, this one keeps bugging out and letting ghosts lose." He frowned as he stared at the thermos.

"Maybe it's because Tucker has dropped it so many times," Sam commented. Tucker frowned at her and took the thermos from Danny.

He looked it over and said, "It doesn't look like there's anything wrong with it. But I'll take a look at it when I get home." Danny nodded and two white rings of light appeared around his waist, washing over him.

Wendy, Dipper and Mabel gasped softly as they saw the form of Danny Phantom, transform into the familiar form of Danny Fenton.

A/N: *typing away on a tax machine* Okay so if I take the cost of the stall and add it to the weapon expenses, then subtract the additional repair fees and add the damage to the fourth wall then I can *looks up* Oh, you're done? Well I hope you enjoyed the chapter!

*Sparks and Blitz enter*

Sparks: Hey Phantom

Me: *glares at them* I really hate you two sometimes, you know that?

Blitz: *nods* But you're stuck with us!

Me: *sigh* Don't remind me. You two better help me pay for all this stuff. I'm swimming in debt

Sparks: C'mon that's a bit-

Me: *opens door to reveal a pool filled with bills*

Sparks: Oh...

Me: Yeah, anyways, hope you all enjoyed the chapter and we'll see you in the next one! *looks at Sparks and Blitz* Or maybe only I will

Sparks and Blitz: *gulp nervously*