Once upon a time there was a banana named Bob. He lived in a fruit bowl with his girlfriend, Penny, (a peach) and his best friend, Tom(A tomato). One day Bob, Tom and Penny were sitting in the fruit bowl, 'ya know, being fruit, when a giant hand reached into the bowl and pulled Bob out. He was set on the table and prepared to be eaten. I'd rather kill myself than be eaten! he thought. He pulled out his secret stash of banana sized bombs and lit them. Goodbye, cruel world, he thought, then he exploded and got banana everywhere. The End!