Since no one has left anything for me to list I'll make them myself

Here are some strange threats for your enemies:

-I will pour pasteurized cilantro in your socks

-I will shit your pants

-I will remove your pelvis

-I will inject cat piss in your eyes

-I will make you listen to Cardi B

-I will dip your nose in lava

-I will harvest your fingernails

-I will set your kneecaps on fire

-I will sell you on Ebay

-I will turn your eyes inside out

That's all folks
Please let me know if you have any more ideas