Me: Hello, and welcome to your first day at Insult and Roast Academy! I'm your teacher, Ms. Cinnabun 👩‍🏫 . And today-

CrybabyWolf_Broppy : 🏃‍♀️💨 . Sorry I'm LATE! 

Me: Ah. Ms. Ali-Ann. Care to explain your excuse?

Ali: Yes! I got stuck in traffic! 

Me: Hm. Very well. Since it's the first day I'll excuse you. However I don't expect this to happen again! Now let's look at the attendance sheet. Ali is here.... uh. Rain?

JustSing410 : Here 🙋

Me: Robyn?

smuggries : Yo ✌️

Me: Thea?

Heyitzthea : Ello.

Me: Mia?

babytrollmia : Wassup?

Me: Jojo?

Josjos4everBroppy : I'm here :D

Me: Bea?

Scrappeuse : Je suis professeur présent!

Me: Annie?

artsyannierose : Hey.

Me: Nikki?

MyWorldOfTrolls7 : Hola.

Me: Alright that's everyone. Let's start with a simple math problem. If someone hits you with a classic yo mama joke, what is the probability you are likely to come up with a good comeback? Anyone?

Ali: I think I know the answer 🙋

Me: Alright then. What is it?

Ali: According to my notes, you first use the formula, which is seconds divided by words equals roasts, and the answer I got was 71%.

Me: Correct! Here are some side notes about this month's unit. Take them all in.

Everyone: 📓✏️

Me: Alright time's up! Time for English! Correct this sentence: Did i ask for your opinion? Well I did! Thank you!

Robyn:  🙋

Me: Robyn?

Robyn: You aren't supposed to be nice and say thank you. It's actually, "Did I ask for your opinion? I didn't think so bitch."

Me: Very good! You get 2 extra points for the bitch.

Robyn: U^U

Nikki: 🙋

Me: Yes Nikki?

Nikki: I need to release some yellow liquid from my vagina.

Me: .............. please just say you need to use the bathroom. Now go.

Nikki: *leaves*

Me: Anyways, next sentence: Yo mama is _______ . Be creative!

Everyone:  📓✏️📓✏️📓✏️📓✏️📓✏️📓✏️📓✏️

Me: Times up! Who wants to go first?

Annie: ME ME MEEE!!!!

Me: Alright then Annie, come on up!

Annie: *goes to the front* AHEM. Yo mama is so ugly, she makes blind kids cry!

Me: oooo a classic! Very good! A+ 

Annie: Yes u-u

Nikki: MY TURN!! Yo mama so fat, she caused the Tōhoku earthquake of 2011!!

Me: bringing body weight AND history? Very impressive! A+

Robyn: Ok um. Here's mine. Yo mama's so broke she can't afford free stuff.

Me: Oh man! That's sad because free stuff don't cost nothing. However try to be a bit more creative. B+

Robyn: Aw man...

Bea: ok I got one. Yo mama so dumb when you said your computer has a virus she poured cough syrup and chicken soup all over it!

Me: C'était un bon! A + 

Bea: OUI!! FINALEMENT!

Ali: Yo Mama so homeless, she lived in a box!

Me: Not very good, but still you made an effort. B-.

Ali: ..... i'll cut your head off when you sleep-

Me: OK BREAK TIME!!