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calwils happy birthday to this adorable pup, he owns my heart💕💘💖💖💓💓💗💞💗i tried to crop uglyass eli but couldn't so there you go

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king.eli uh rude, if you're going to be nice to my dog you should at least be nice to me too 😤😤
calwils OUR dog ☺️
king.eli choke

scottm tell him to hmu🤤
calwils no

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okay okay hear me out,,
so i've stalked mr. scottm

cal
no

011
yes
so as i was saying
he kinda cute 👀
so should i hit him up?

cal
no don't i swear to god eli

011
why can't i?
he can be the mike
to my el

cal
can you stop
with the stranger things
references??
011
no
fuck it i'll do it

cal
ugh you're not going
to give up are you?
just make sure to not say
something stupid ig,,

so how did it go??

011
he still didn't reply
i've sent "hey i think
you're cute too:))"

cal
....
he didn't say anything
about you being cute

011
FUCK
ABORT
ABORT

cal
HAHAH YOU DUMBASS

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