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suckmychickdick #taekook fam
jhoe ^^ agreed #taekook

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TaeddyBear has added jungkookiesncream to the chat "Taehyung's Hoes."

jungkookiesncream
hi

TaeddyBear
hi :3

kaelovesthighs
#TAEKOOK

HOEseok
#TAEKOOK

SexGodJoon
can you two shut the fuck up about whatever the hell Taekook is

HOEseok
it's the ship between Taehyung and Jungkook

kaelovesthighs
and it's OTP af so

takingyourvirJINity
I'm such a proud mother, my little babies are all grown up and in love

HOEseok
ew let's not talk about love

pimpdaddysuga
you ship Taekook but you don't want to talk about love?

jungkookiesncream
umm guys

HOEseok
I love my ships but let's not talk about love bc lonely af

kaelovesthighs
^^ y'all in relationships while hoe and I have nobody sO

jungkookiesncream
guys Tae and I aren't

TaeddyBear
you two are idiots, really

SexGodJoon
^^ agreed

HOEseok
eXCUSE YOU

jungkookiesncream
guys can you please listen to me for a quick second

HOEseok
fite me pinky

kaelovesthighs
I'll go make popcorn brb

HOEseok
thx fam

TaeddyBaer
im against hurting animals, sorry horse

HOEseok
oh hell no

jungkookiesncream
guys

takingyourvirJINity
cAN YOU ALL SHUT THE MOTHERFUCK UP AND LISTEN TO WHAT MY LIL KOOKIE HAS TO SAY?

TaeddyBear
sorry hubby :c

HOEseok
ew ^ but yeah sorry

jungkookiesncream
it's whatever but I was trying to tell you guys that Tae and I aren't together

jungkookiesncream
we're just going out to a little lemonade café to talk and hang out

TaeddyBear
yeah, we're just gonna be talking and hanging out sadly|

TaeddyBear
yeah we're just gonna be talking and hanging out

kaelovesthighs
but Taekook

kaelovesthighs
and I just made popcorn

HOEseok
that she's sharing with me bc she loves me unlike you ungrateful shits

takingyourvirJINity
laNGUAGE

HOEseok
sorry mom

takingyourvirJINity
you should be, you ungrateful bastard

SexGodJoon
#rektlikehislovelife

pimpdaddysuga
^

imjim-inthatass
^^

jungkookiesncream
^^^

TaeddyBear
^^^^

takingyourvirJINity
^^^^^

HOEseok
fuck you guys

takingyourvirJINity
wATCH YOUR LANGUAGE. I WILL CUT YOUR TONGUE OFF BOY

TaeddyBear
oml

jungkookiesncream
he will too, he's not lying

HOEseok
Kae will protect me tho

kaelovesthighs
lol what

HOEseok
you love me so you'll protect me from momma, right?

kaelovesthighs
sure

TaeddyBear
what is going on rn

jungkookiesncream
idk but bringing our friends together definitely wasn't the brightest idea, Tae

imjim-inthatass
stfu I enjoy talking to these people

jungkookiesncream
??

jungkookiesncream
you're too busy sucking Yoongi's dick to actually respond to these messages though

takingyourvirJINity
oh snap #rekt

HOEseok
WHAT? WHY THE FUCK IS HE ALLOWED TO CUSS BUT NOT ME?

TaeddyBear
I'm more worried about Namjoon teaching him "rekt"

jungkookiesncream
^^ same

takingyourvirJINity
1. bc you're a hoe and since you swore again, I'm coming to Kae's house rn with a knife

2. he always says something like after sex so it kinda caught on

jungkookiesncream
didn't need to know that momma

HOEseok
how do you know I'm at her house? I could be at mine you know

TaeddyBear
you practically live at her house so it doesn't take a genius to figure that out

jungkookiesncream
honestly I'm not even surprised rn

SexGodJoon
#everyoneisrekt

pimpdaddysuga
like Jimin's ass

jungkookiesncream
I'm so done with all of you jfc

TaeddyBear
same

+ note ; does anyone even like this fic anymore ??

not to complain or anything but hardly anyone comments anymore [ thanks to @JamlessHiba for commenting almost every chapter btw ] so idk how the story is doing or if people like it

bc if nobody likes this I'm not gonna keep writing it tbh