WhalienTaelien
Jungkookie~

kookiekake
yes, Tae?

WhalienTaelien
it's 3am and I'm bored pls entertain me

kookiekake
how the hell am I supposed to do that?

WhalienTaelien
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kookiekake
don't even think about it boy

WhalienTaelien
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

kookiekake
boy

WhalienTaelien
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

kookiekake
bOY I WILL BLOCK YOU

WhalienTaelien
pls don't I love you

kookiekake
ew that gives me even more of a reason to block your sorry ass

WhalienTaelien
oh come on, you know you love me. you know you can't deny me

kookiekake
oh really? watch me

WhalienTaelien
what

Read at 3:10 am

WhalienTaelien
Jungkookie ):

Read at 3:11 am

WhalienTaelien
baby pls come back to me

Read at 3:12 am

WhalienTaelien
I'll give you a cookie if you come back to me

kookiekake
okay here I am, I want my cookie

WhalienTaelien
you will get your cookie when we finally meet up

kookiekake
I'm sorry what

WhalienTaelien
I said I'll give you a cookie when we meet up

kookiekake
I understood that but what do you mean "when we meet up"?

WhalienTaelien
well I plan on seeing your cute face in person sometime in my life

kookiekake
oh no that's not a good idea. you could be a pedo

WhalienTaelien
you're the one who said you wanted to be friends ?? and you've already seen pictures of me to tell I'm not

kookiekake
those pictures could be fake or taken off google

WhalienTaelien
why are you just now acting like this?

kookiekake
I'm just joking, TaeTae. :3

WhalienTaelien
jfc don't ever do that again. you scared the shit out of me, making me think you were gonna leave me or something

kookiekake
awwwww, you were worried I was going to leave you? don't worry, I'll never leave you :*

WhalienTaelien
so you're flirting with me now?

kookiekake
I don't know what you're talking about. you're the one who said you didn't want me to leave you

WhalienTaelien
yeah, because you're one of the only close friends I have

kookiekake
oh. I thought you liked me

kookiekake
oh. I thought you liked|

kookiekake
oh. I thought you|

kookiekake
oh. I thought|

kookiekake
oh. I|

kookiekake
right back at ya. you, Seokjin, Jimin and Yoongi are my only friends tbh

WhalienTaelien
awh, is my little Jungkookie a loner? don't worry, you have me~

kookiekake
shut up, you just got done saying you don't have many friends either you shithead

WhalienTaelien
hehe c; and it's true though, I only have a few close friends

kookiekake
who are they?

WhalienTaelien
why do you wanna know?

kookiekake
well I just told you who all my friends were so it's only fair

WhalienTaelien
well we have my hoe of a best friend named Hoseok, my friend who destroys everything named Namjoon and the only female friend I have whom is similar to me named Kaesi

kookiekake
okay so I'm assuming jhoe is Hoseok bc you just called him a hoe

WhalienTaelien
yep

kookiekake
what are the others' accounts?

WhalienTaelien
why do you wanna know?

kookiekake
so I can follow them and befriend them too

WhalienTaelien
oh okay. Namjoon's is SexGodOfDestruction

kookiekake
what the hell?

WhalienTaelien
don't ask. and Kaesi's is suckmychickdick

kookiekake
again, what the hell?

WhalienTaelien
idk she's always saying she's a gay boy trapped in a girl's body so I don't bother asking

kookiekake
you have some weird ass friends, jfc

WhalienTaelien
you ain't got room to talk. what's Seokjin's username btw

kookiekake
fite me m8 and it's TheRealPrincessPeach

WhalienTaelien
oh I thought Seokjin was a dude

kookiekake
he is

WhalienTaelien
. . . what

kookiekake
same

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IMPORTANT A/N YO

okay so since juancock and y'all finally know all of the characters in this fic, I need to do a thing about extra ships. y'all can choose what other ships you wanna see in this fic by commenting next to the name of the ship(s)

YoonMin

YoonSeok

NamSeok

SugaMon

NamJin

JiHope

JinMin

YoonJin

2Seok

MinJoon

[ im trying to include all ships even if i don't ship everything in bts ]

and just so you know, one of the characters is probably gonna be single since there's no one else. i mean there's Kaesi, but im not shipping her with anyone unless it's something y'all want - like if you don't want one the members single.

have a diddily darn good day ~