Q&A ANSWERS!
*some of these questions were pmed to me or asked by my friends fyi 

BILL
do you miss Georgie?
do you miss the soul you apparently lost that would give you the right to ask someone that?

Are you dating Stan?
I think so, but we haven't made it official

Why do you stutter
My mom thinks it's because when I was three I got hit by a car, but I think it's because of anxiety

who is audra?
hhhhHHhhHHhNNnnnNnGGgggG

MIKE
you're amazing!!
Goddamn you got me crying in the club.

Mom of the year? I think yes.
My kids can get rowdy but I love 'em

im single and i can do it with ya better then Carole so hmu b
I mean the only thing me and Carole 'do' are Friday night Voltron marathons so if you can watch them better then her then by all means come and hang out with us!! We love new friends! 💕

BEN
keep doing amazing sweetie!!
*blushing* Thank you!

who is audra?!!!

̶ A̹̝̮̤̦̩̭̣͂͂̊͆ͫ̌̉̋ͪͧ́ͮ͒̂̒̚̚u̯̣̪̳̼̺͍̲̙̮̼̹̣͎̙̲ͭ̌̄̾̏̅͊̎̈́̓̓d̻̯̙̼̣̥̓̄̿ͬr̺͉̠̺̞̠̫̥̙̫̓̀̿ͥ͊ͩ͊̓ͫ̈́̓́ͭ̐â̮̳̗͔̻̠ͮ̇͊͐ͩ͒͌̽̉̃ͨ?̻̭̤͈̳̞̝̫͔͓͙̱̰͐̑̂̇̍̑͂ͨ͛̐ ͈̬͚̖ͭͭ͆̆ͭ̉̀̏̏̉̍̾̌̾ͥ̏Ǒ͓̗͉̜͔̦̼̟͊̃̑̂̌̆ͤ̒̅ͧh͖̲̝̘̗̻̹͚̱̰̗̪̦͎͌ͮ̊̇̌͌,͇̹̺̣͈̟͇̰̝̬̭͚͚̺̗̩̦ͯͦͧ̒̑̔ͤ͗ͮ͌̒̋̄̊̽͆̈́ͅ ̙̗̲͉̰̮̜̪̙̟̅̂̑ͫͤͨͩ̓̓̌̇̅ͣ͂ͦ̒͗ͅs̳̖͉̮͎̖̐̐́͑̃ͨ͒̎̈̆̀̈́̓ͧͤ̾ͬͭ̅h̲̜͔̬͇̦̫̬̠̰̄͌ͭ̓͌̅̾̏ͬ͗̂ͬ̔ͣ̈̆̔ͅe̩͉̠͕̻̗̊͋͑̾ͭ͛͗̌͑̌̋̾̈̊́̔̌ͯ ̜͉̭͓͍͎͚̝͓͎͚̲͚̱̜̓̒̅ͬ̒̄ͥ́̇ḏ̰̘̳̻̪͚̜̐̓̌̅ͧ̓ͅa̫̙̪̳̝̖̹̥̳͍̠̰͓̪̮̰̔̋͌͌ͬ͑ͦͤ̏̅ͧt̟̖͍̜͍̂̆͛̓̒̋̉̀͋ͬͨͪ̋̉e̟͙̝͂̈́͋͋̆͆̂̀̉͊́d͙͚̯̭̗͙̫̘͔͙̺̬̻͕͓̞̞͓ͤ͑̀ͥ̈́̏͐ͦ̇̽͐ͦ ͇̠̗̘̬̠̘̮̦̙͖̺̬͙͙̪̤́̌ͧ̈͗ͯͫ̑̅̆̀͗͌͒̂̌ͭ̉ͅB̘̪͖̥̳̩͖͕̜͎̗̮͕̔ͤͪ̑̋̃ͯ̓̊͌ͩ͋͑ͫ́ͅi̭̞̮̮̖̖̘̟̖̬̬̥̜̋ͤ̀͐̓l̻̳̗̫͍͖͎̀̄̓̂͒͊̎͒̓ͣ͐ͫ́͌̒̀̈́̍l̼̟͚̦͖͍̳̺͇͇̼̻͔̣̠͔̓͑̂̓ ̗̯̩̦̮̫̩̼̜̰̫̰̯͕̪͇̹̹̮̒͂̄ͤ͒̓ͪ̃ͯ̅ͦ̂ͪf̠̙̪͇̫̮̯̝̟͔̲̻̓̏ͤ̔ͩ͂̇͐̇̆̀ͅọ̝̟͙̲̮̖̯͌ͭ͋̋̉r̺͖̯̘̺͈̫͇̞̮͔̹̼̪͙̟̞̖͐̐̑̐ͯͬ ̰̬̺͎͈̼̟̥̯͎͈̲͎̦͗ͣ̓̈́̇̋a͙͚̖̱ͧ̃͗̒̒ͨ ͕͎̤̝͍͖̰͚͒̌͆́̐f͇͚̦̲̺̯͙͂ͯͦ͊̍͗͛̄̉̊ͬ͑̈̍ͩͨͦͬ̚ê̙̲͎̳͇̗̲̙̟͉͖̺̝̪̬̯̰͍ͮ̆̐̎ͤͤͯ͑ͭ̊̒w͔̬̰͎͈̱͙͕̗͚̯̮̤̝̟̄ͨͮ͛ͯ ̯͓̙̰͍̬̻͇̇ͦ͐̃m̼̞̦̞̄͋ͭ̿ͯ̏ͦ̾̍̔̈́͋͋͛̿̚̚o̘̟̯͕͉͈̦̹͎̱͔̟̤͖̤̾͛ͩͣͭͪͣͪ́͂n̪̞̞̝̮̖̹̊͑ͨ͋ͨͣͅt͇̱̞̝̼̘̲̣̼ͬ̊ͭ̆̽h͓̞̝͇͓̥̫̻͔̜͉̳̟̆̑̇̎̍ͪ́̾͆̒̂͑s̤̪̦̻̖̥͚̫̗̽̎ͬ̂̅ͯ̔ͭͪ̊̒̔̄͂̈́̍ͪ̚.̹̩̼͈̼̮̯͓̭͕̪ͬ͐̑ͧ͛ͣ̚ ̦̥̠̠̩̗͈̖̜̥̳̱̤̓͆ͩ̔͂̏̔̄͒ͥͥ͒̏̓Ť̪̗̟̜͙̬̲͖̞̜͎̞͙͇̞͎͖͓͚͂ͥ̍̓ͫ̍̃ͫ̓ͨh̫̤̺̜͇͖̤̩̫̓ͭ̂ͣ͊ͩ̏̆ͫe̺̭͚̲̘̞̝͎͕͉͕͔͓̠̫̙̯̻̝ͭͩ͐̄̇̔̎̒̉̿̃ͬ̋̃̐̐͒ȳ̮͇̮̦͖͍̙̫̠̼͍͕̙̲̳̩̮̏̎̓̋̓̽̅ͅ ͔̠͔͉͉ͦ̐ͧ̃ͧ̿̈ͬ͆͛͊w̞̘͚͓̖̝̗͙̤̺͕̼̪̙̠̟͈̔͐́͋̍ͧ̆ͬ̏͊̿ͣ̚ė̞̰̝̯͉̯͇͙̮̜̣͉̝͓̠͇́ͧ̈͑̃ͥ̏ͪ͑̂ͤ̏̐ͦ̐̃͌ͦṙ͍͖͇̺̳͉͉͙͍ͤ̈͒̉̀e̝̞̤ͯ͆̒ͨͮͩ̌͐̓ͮ̃̾ͮ ̝̘̮̣̖̟͎̺̥̬̳̹̣̖̣͐ͪ̐̍̎̐͋̑̑̈̑̎͌͋̎̚r̮̪̱̜͈͖̱̟̞̗̘̼̰̟̲̗̻͖̠͂̀̓̅̌̒͐ͦͨ̿ͨë͈̙̰̳͕̦̼̪̝̮̯̖̰͚̗̪̺́̌ͭ̃́̌̔̇͒͑ͥạ͎͈̻̖̻̟͕̦͗͒͊͐̌͗̊̔ͨͪ͒̃ͭ̈́͛̃ͮͬl̠̬̩͍ͧ̐͑̆l̙̻̖̳̣̹̫͔̻̘̬̲ͥ͛̂̾̒̆ͫ͛͂̾y͔̮͋̃͌ͥ̎̿ͧ̐̇̾̿̇͊̍͊̈ͧͅ ͚̳̬̰̫̳ͮͨͣͤͧ̈́͐c̦͚̥̜͛ͫͮ̅̔̀̔ͤ͐ͣ̋͌ṳ͖̭͈̩̣͔̫́ͮ͋̓̽ͥ̋̔ͣ͒̚̚t̖̬̮̹̱̗̝̯͖̖̲͔͇̎̌̋ͤͩ̃̀ͣ̓ẽ͚͇̳̠͍̗̯̰̖͈͔̫̹ͦ̐͆̑ͩͩ ̻͔̪̘͈̼͍̭͖͙̦́̃̊ͭ͐ͥͬ͒̓̈́̇͛ͧ͌ͦ̚t̯̺̙͉͉̩͇͍̟͎͍̦̞̩̤̠̫͋ͬͦ̎̀̾͛ͣ̇̑̈́̑̾̓ͪ̒ͦͨ̓o͎̭̯̥͈͇̙̗̯͚̻̰͙͍̅̉̐̓ͧ̿͐ͣ͊ͯͧ̀̎͂ͭg̥͍̦̯͍͎̺̖ͪ̆̅̽̊́̉̾͊ͭ͛̾̅̃̈́̅̚̚e̼͇̬̖̅͂ͧ̅͒̈́ͪ͑ͤt̗͍̬̯̥̯̪̝̫͉ͥ̏͛͌ͪͮ̓̿ͭͫ͋ͅh̞͖͍̝ͥͩ͒̾̿̅ͩë̩͎̲̖̘̘̔͂̌̃̂ͯ̑̃̈̓̿̽ͫ͂̚ȓ̮͚̯̮͗̂̈͐̑̾ͯͪ̑̏ͭͣͭ ̱͕̬͚͚̺͖̖ͨ͗͌́ͯͣ̐͗͂͌̏ͅt̻͎̦̥͎ͦ̓́̆͒͑̊͒̽͌̌ͣͤ̔ͫͫo̖̮̬̦̳͚̻̩̖͖̰̾̉ͤ͒̽͒̔̂̽̋͂o̻͎̰̦̲̰͕̗͔͍͉̥̲̯̘̳͍̣͌̆̏̈́̃̋͆͆ͣ̐̆̍̄̈́̀ͩ͒ͪ̒.͔͚͍͇̮̙̘̩͈͑͛͊̉̂ͥͅ ̗̹͇̘̯̳͙̭͒̆̄̐̄͛ͫ̈͑͆ S͒̓ͪ͊ͥͣ͆ͥ͛ͯ̂͂͌̚͏͢͢͏͝h͂̋͒͛̉̒̆̃ͪ͝͏̷ě͑̔̊ͣ͑̅ͩ̓̈̆́͂͠͝҉̵̢ ̴̅̎ͬ͂͂ͤ̈ͥ͋̉͑̋͟͜͜d̶ͦͭͭͬͮ̈͡ě̡̀̀͆̈́̍̌̚͞c̢̊͑̒̂̃̐͊͐ͤ̀̈́͂̍̓ͯ͐̽̇̀̚̕i̧̢͂̍͌̈́̽ͮͯ̾ͩ̈́̌́̕͠ḑ͋͂͌͛̍e̡͗̂ͥ̓̓́͒̊ͭͤ̎̓̈͞҉d̡̀ͪͫͣͬͥ̌̅ͩ̀̋͡͏ ̛ͪ͂ͤ͑ͥ͂͑̉̽̑ͫ̄̏͌́͟͡ỉ̶ͣ͌̊̐ͥ̾ͭ͋ͪ̓ͬ̊̔̀̚͜͜t̷ͨͬ̒ͨͬ̎͑̒ͯ͢ ̡͒̓̌̓ͮ̏͊͡w̒̀ͪ̽̋̈́̆̽̚͢҉̛͜͠o̷̷̧̍̄̃̐͟͟ù̸ͤ̈ͣ̈ͩ̓̒̉̓͂̽ͮ̚͡l͂̎͂̿̌͂̍͐̈͗̉̉̀̀͜ḑ̸̴̴̋̇̋̾̄̃͂̓ͩͭ̊̀ͧ̓͗̒͐̆͆͜ ̸ͤ̓̐ͭ͆ͩ̽̋ͪͬ̀͂̓̎b̆̌ͨ͗͏͡͏͜ęͯͣ̑ͭ̃̿̐̈́͛̐͆̏̋͛́͜ ̸̓͂ͯͨͬ͐̀͜͏bͮ̑͐ͣ͑̑ͭ͒ͤ͒̐̎ͥ͛̅͂ͣ͏̧̧̀eͤͫͮ̃͑̓͂ͨͧͬ̀ͥ̾̇͌̐̄ͭ͘͘҉͘҉şͦ͗̽̎͊͆̽ͯͫ̿ͦ̆̑̏ͭ͂̎͑ͮ͢͞͝t̶̽̀͑͊͐ͪͫ͗͒̄ͥ̚̚͘ ̶ͭ̎ͥ́̓̀͐̓ͭͣ͒͡i̡̛͑̇ͬ̎ͭ̊͋ͪ͜͡͝f̏̀̍ͩ̄̿͗̍ͩ͗͒ͫ̓̾̚͟͜ ̴̢ͯ͌ͫ̓̾́́s̶̓͒̇̄͊̾̒ͣͬ͛́́͞h̷͛ͫ͗̈̎ͦ̂͂̎̄̉ͩ̋̑̈̇ͥ̚͝e̷̷̵ͩ͒̐͆͒̑̌̑͆͆̈̀̇̀̑͘ ̢ͤ̈́͊͌̓̓ͨ̇͜͞b̸̽̈ͮ̋̏͗̽̂͑ͯ͆̒̈͗̃҉̵̵r̨̛ͥ̄̊̄̅̆ͧ̀͘o̶̊̀̽͑ͭ̄ͨ̃ͩ̆̄̎͠k̡̛͋͆ͪ̓̒ͪ̎̈́̀̔ͯ͐̐ͨ̌͊͢͠é̵̢̡̛̀̋͐̾̀͒ͣͬͭ̊̕ ̸̴̢͛ͧͩͬ̆͛ͩ̑͌͑ͮ̀ͬ̄͋̃́̚u̧̓̇̓̌̏ͨ͆ͪ͛̎̀p̨͋̀͛ͬ̊ͭ̇͊͊̿ͣ͝ ̷ͦ̌ͯ̒̂ͫ͒ͥ̊̓͂͟w̑̅ͫͫ̔͐͐̈ͬͩ͘̕͟i̡̿̅́̾͊͑͛̽̋ͣ͜tͮ͋̇͐̈́ͣ͂ͧ̃ͥ͗ͤ͊̀̇̌ͦͪ҉́͢h̡͒̀̿ͩ̍̾͞͡͞ ̛͐ͥ͂͊̀ͪ͊̊̿ͤ̇̌̈̒ͮ̀ḧ̡́͊̂̃ͧͪ́̐̃́ͣ̈́̚̚̕͝ì̢̀͒̋͘m̷̨̊̑̀̾̏̉̾ͦ̂ͮ̑̋ͪ͛̋͌̽͠ ͦ̈̆̎ͥͫͤͮ҉̵b̡̑̄̌̅̀̾̚͢͢e̵̸͊̾͗͂̂̃̇̚͝c̵͒̐̓̄̿̒̉̄ͨ̀̀̕͜a̸̵̴͆͌̀̊ͩ̏̍̓̚͠ư̵̒̋̒ͪͮ̏ͤ̃ͦ̏̄̚s̴̵̐̀͌̔̾ͤ͋͝͝҉ė̓̓̊ͭ̊ͤ͠ ͑ͪ͂͐̋ͦ͆̏͑̂̐̿̿̓̔̅̕͘͜͞o̵̡̽ͨ̋̽̈̋̓̄ͧ҉̧f̶͌̋̍ͩ̊̽͂͊́́͟͝ ̢͆ͪͪ̓͒̕͠tͥ́͆ͯ͊̌̎ͮͧ́̇̀͞h̐͋̃̾̂ͣ̀̄ͧ͌ͬ̽͆͋̂͏̷ē̸̴̢̓̀̈ͯ̏̚r̾̏̾̈́̾̃̀̑̌͛̓͂ͧ͗͌ͥ̑̄͌́͝ ̛́͒̔ͬͩ̃̆̑̎ͤ͂̀̀̆̓̚f̷̨̎̓̾̿̑ͪ̎͊̚ǚ̵̧ͯ̅̈̈́̓͝n̂̽̎̈̈́̍͌̏̎̐̄ͭ҉̷ȩ̀ͮͯ̋̿ͩ̐ͭͩ̈̉̀͏͞ŗ̸̽͊ͪͫ͂̇͢â̏̔̎ͧ̈̎̽͂ͤ̎̊̅́͂͂ͣͨ͠҉l̓ͦ́̍̔̂̎͐̾͛ͬ̔̇̄͛͢.̷̷̢̡̅ͯ̎̋ͭͩ ̴ͬͥ͛̃ͦ̒̕T̢̾ͩ͌̒͢͟e̡̧ͮͤͫ̆̔ͦcͫͣ̄ͣ̉ͨ͋́ͧ̊ͨͭ̍̐ͧ̀͏҉h̴̅̈ͬ̽̽ͭ͛͌͗͑̊̂҉̵͞n̴̨͂̇̃̔̈̏̆͑̓ͪͦ͒̅͆̃͆̕i̧ͯ̃̒̾ͭ̉ͬ̕͟c̢̨͂̅̋͒̊͢a͊̃́̔̅̕͠l̴̡͒͑̍͂̂ͦ̑ͪ̆͊͆̇ͣ͋͋ͪ͂ͥ̂͟͡ļ̵̀ͤ̃ͥ͂ͥ̿͗̈̈͛͂͢͝yͣͨͭ͊ͧͨ̂͋̓ͮ͆̈́̀́͝͝͡,̴̶͗̇͐̉̀ͣ͟͡ ͤ̆̆̇̔̀ͥ͒̑̀͌ͬͤ̓̀͢͡ţ̴̓ͭ̈́ͦ̃̀͜͠h̨͋̆͒ͥ̽̑͌ͦ̌͘͡ȩ̛̀̔͒͐ͥͣͤ̄̂ͨ̄͗͋̾̇͒͌̿̀͠ỹ̧̡͐͌ͪͭ͑ͯ̊̑̓ͩ͆̅͊̈ͮ͏͟͠'̡ͭ͂̍ͬͫͤ͜r͂͒̾͗̓̓͐̓̌̒ͧ́͝ê̈̒̏̍͊̆̆̎ͬ͂̆ͫ͐̏ͨ̏ͨ́͡͏̧̀ ̷͑̒ͯ̑̓́̚j̾̈͂̾ͭ͏̢́̕͢u̡̓͌͐̏̿͊̓̌̓̑̂̅̾͆̕s͌ͫͫ̈́͂̍ͨ͂̎̑ͮͪ̓͛ͯ̾҉̨t͌́͛͂̋̽̿ͫ̑ͭͬ̋̂̇͑̉̏̚͘҉̢̨͘ ̢̀ͦ̇ͧͥ̅̑ͥͯ̚͢͞o̧ͪ̑̂̃̂̃͒ͦ͟҉ņ̵͒̄̎̓ͨ͐̍̈̓ͯͨ̽ ̷̒ͨ̃̍́͟͡͝a̵̓̈̉ͥ̅̕ ̸̢̍ͧ̃̓̿ͮͧ̔̉̾͘͜b̴ͫ̆ͩ̔̍͂͒̍̎̓̃͒ͣ̇ͤ́̚̕҉ŗ̵̛ͨ̍̈̅̽̈̆̎̂͛͊ͤ̒̓́͑ę̔ͣ̓ͮ͞a̴̡̛͌ͤ́ͫ̈́ͪ̊̓̅ͥ̓́ǩ̵ͣͦ̀̓͒̐̂͌.̡͂̋ͩ̾̓̅̆ͯͨ̊̏̽ͯ͊̍̇́ͥ͘͢͟͠ ̴͒̄̿̓̈́̈̓̂̀̑̿ͣ̀̚͘͢͠Į̵̉̋̋͂͗͂ͭͪ̊̎̆͐ͭ͐̅̀̏ͦ̏̕͢͡ ̸̅͆ͤͯ̌͗ͩͥ̇ͬͬͭ̑ͯ́͆ͮ͐̚͡͡͏d̨̧ͦ͐͊́́͗ͭ̏ͨͨͥͨ̒͟͝ó͊̓͑͋̅̂̊͌͂̋ͬ͏͞ṅ̷̵̈̃ͪ̉͊̔͑̋̂͑̄͗̄ͬ͢͞'̶ͮ̒ͥͩͫ͐͂̊̅ͭ̈̚͢t̡ͫͪ̋͂ͯ̀͛ͯͤͬ̍͑ͣ̒̉͝ ̶̵ͩ̑̾̏̌͒̽ͦ̄̉́͠͝t̶͑̌̂͊͆ͣ̓ͣͦȟ̎̓̓ͯ̋̊ͤͪ̚͠͞i̴ͪ͛̈́̋̉ͨ̅̍͊͆̎̊̿̍̆̀ͩ̚n̵̔͆͒ͮͭͫͭ̃̎ͬͫ̅́͌͒̄͑̀̕k̡̂̂̿̀͑͐̋ͣ̇ͬ́͐̓̽̒ͬ̊̅̚͟ ̴̵̓̒̽̌͗̆̊͆͛̓̍̑̑̔ͯͬ̚̚͢s̵̢̧̧͂̂ͯ͗̀͌͊̔ͥ̿̏͛̍ͪ͛ͬ̈́͒̕ḩ́̈́ͮͧ͌e̢ͨ̀̏͗ͦ͟ ̴͐̔ͩ͊͆ͬͤ̂̈̈͛̓ͨ̅̽̀҉͝͠k̵̵̛̒͊̄ͩ̄̽͛̚̕n̢ͩ̃͛ͮͫ̊̈̍͋ͪ̒̃̓̿͛̋̽͟͡o̸ͯ̑̄ͨͧ̄͗̒̄͊̆̿̀̕͞w͒ͭ̊̃͠s̸̆̇̓ͥ̑͐ͯͦ̉̕͢ ͩ̈̌͌͌҉̧̧ä̓͛̔̌ͮ̍͠b̧ͪ̌͂̒̂ͪ̍̾͋ͫ̓ͮͭͤ̄͟o̶ͣ͂̒̇͌̽͐͊͊ͦͨͣứ̀̐ͧͯ͗ͥ́̌̃ͮ̓̔͗ͣ҉̛͘͢t̸ͧ̄̎̓̂ͫ͒ͭͯ͗̔͋͞ ̛̑͊̓̉ͭ͊̿̓̉̎̀̒͘Sͨ̏̈́̏ͦ̑̂̉ͦ̂̈ͮ͡t̍̄̇̃̎͆͂̒̒͊͝a̴̡̢̐̀̏̆̅̿̃̚n̴ͧ̉̊̄ͭ͌̽ͪͫ̈́́̈̈͑̂͏.̛̏̐̀͌̃͛ͫͨ

Baby!
💕 Sweetheart!

So who the fuck is this audra chick?
Why does everyone care about Audra? Well okay if you gotta know she
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Name your fav and least fave things about Bev
My favorite thing about her is her as a whole. My least favorite thing about her is how's she's written in the books because goddamn—

RICHIE
u ever gonna confess?? get ur shit together
Confess what? That I'm amazing? Sorry babe, that's already been done. *finger guns*

C O N F E S S
Guys, I'm telling you, everyone already knows I'm amazing. I don't need to confess it again.

Listen here ya little shit you better confess your undying loving for Eddie or i'll make you step on a lego
Don't waste your legos.

If you could date one loser, who would it be?
Once you join the Losers club, I'll answer that 

EDDIE
u gay for richie
Since that doesn't have a question mark at the end, it is not a question, and therefore I do not have to answer :)

do you like richie? if so, why don't you confess?

you're my fave! why are you so cool????
The only good question here.

richie likes you but he just can't confess!! tell him you like him!
Are you fucking kidding? Richie doesn't like me at all. He teases me relentlessly and can be such a jerk. What the hell are you on thinking he likes me?

I love you, you're such a cutie and my fav loser! Like not in weird way I just love
you ok
*blushing while muttering* Thank you

BEVERLY
are you afraid myra's gonna clap back?
Hey Stan are you afraid of birds?!
Stan: um no?
And there's your answer.

can i date you?
You seem cool but I'm dating, sorry babe! Maybe we can hang out though, if you like to go to concerts and shit.

Your hair is 🅱️anuary 🅱️mbers 🅱️inter 🅱️ire My heart 🅱️urns there 🅱️oo
Poetry at its finest *wipes tear from eye*

the author hates you
What? No she doesn't

wait a minute

shit

What's your favorite band?
The Runaways are my favorite ladies! Joan Jett is a goddamn legend!!

Are you staying truer to your movie or book adaptation? Bc you kinda a thot in the book and done my mans eddie wrong
Why would I hurt Eddie? Don't know what you're talking about lmao.

Mira likes you
Since I know this is one of my Kitty's friends named Mira I'll spare you, but if you mention the name Mira or Myra in my presence again— I will slap you

STAN
What are your thoughts on
Audra?
I think she's one of Bill's friends, but I haven't met her. If she's friends with Bill I'm guessing she's nice.

Tell a joke lmao
Kookie.... kookie... lend me your bones.

You're my fave tell the losers that
Hey guys, I'm *squints eyes at screen* Anne the Scooby Gangs fav! Wait is that an Eddie fan fiction—

How's it feel to be played by the daddy wyatt? Lmao
First, Don't call him daddy he's like fourteen, that's wrong. Honestly that's fucking revolting.
Second, this is an aged up fic so he's not my face claim? Third, Don't bring the child actors into this fic. Just stop?? Get some help?? Goodbye???

can you smile?
Yeah? Can you? If you can't, I recommend a doctor.

oof audra finna steal yo
man
Literally she posts one Instagram post and you guys are all over her ass like honey jfc

what r ur insecurities?
Uhh my glasses and my acne most definitely.
It's not said that I have those things in the movie or miniseries, and that's kind of a disappointment since they're also a reason I get bullied and therefore part of me.

PATRICIA
are you gay bc i am
Oops nope I'm a 100% pure blooded hetero born from HIMYM and Michael Buble's version of 'Santa Baby'. Jk idk my sexuality but I'm happy you've figured yours out!

Do you like Stan
Carole talks about him but we haven't met.

Stanley Uris takes a bath
Um I hope he does?? That's how you stay sanitary?? Haha I don't get it?? Is this a joke or am I like not hip

Who are you?
Patrica.

are you canon?
Part one of 'Six Phone Calls (1985)' from the book is my only appearance but yes! I am canon!

Do you take baths?
Not really, I prefer showers.

CAROLE
thank you for treating my mans right!! yes girl!!!
It's all due to a shared hatred of Jughead Jones and love of memes.

Not to b rude but it's kinda of confusing with you in the book since ur not a canon character

Come again?

fav thing abt mike
How he always makes me feel safe whenever I'm with him, like nothing can hurt me.

ur a meme
You know it *ba dum tiss*

Are you part of the losers club? If so, what are you an outcast for? If not,
why not?
I'm not a member! I love Mike's friends but I have friends of my own to hang out with. The losers cool though.

MYRA
are you gone forever? please say yea
Um, no?? I'm a main character? Never in a million years???

Bye Bitch
Hello bitch. I'm not leaving.

you're an abusive terrible woman and you probably thought you were being nice to eddie but you were breaking him so burn in Hell.
I made some mistakes with Eddie but I'll fix them. I always fix them. I always fix them.

fuck you
You wish.

Cant you see the way you treated Eddie was wrong?? Like honestly hope kitty kills you off cause you a thot
I didn't treat Eddie wrong at all. I stretched the truth a bit but it's because I love him. And he loves me too, he just needs some help seeing it.

AUDRA
Where'd you go?
If you mean why wasn't I in the earlier parts of the b̶o̶o̶k̶ the Losers live's, it's because I've been out of state for personal matters.

ew no bye
Um, goodbye? I hope soon you'll warm up to me eventually 💕

why are you coming so late into the
story?
Honesty? Kitty knew I would mess up Bill's life and didn't want to put him through that but here I am!

Who are you?
*cue the 'who is she vine' music*

don't be mean to stan bc i love you in the books!
Bill's friend, Stan? Why would I be mean to him? He's one of Bill's friends, and I'd never be mean to one of my friends other friends. But thank you for being a fan of me, love!

EXTRA QUESTIONS
why would u put in Myra but not Audra jfc kath
Because I didn't want my readers to see a broken Stan.

Is richie a badboy in this bc I won't read if he is
Richie is a goddamn nerd and in no way is a badboy.

What are the endgame ships?
At this point? Idk

Why are you so mean to your readers
Because it's fun

Will richie and Eddie get together
Shut up Elissa you don't even read my books.

How are you gonna fit pat in if Stan is gay in this
Just like I'm going to fit Carole, Audra and Myra into this. Oh, and don't forget about TOM!

are you seriously asking the gc about a book that we don't even read???
Yeah.

Who's going to be the most hurt over the book character wise?
The readers tbh but character wise? Probably Stan or  Eddie

Is there gonna be stanlon or stozier anywhere in this book?
Stanlon is a cute ship, but I'm sorry, no! There will be platonic!stanlon though. And we don't mention st*zier in this household.

name the losers sexualities go
IN THE BOOK
Bill— straight
Stan— in denial gay
Bev— straight
Richie— bi or in denial gay
Eddie— biromantic
Mike— straight
Ben— straight

IN THE MOVIE
Bill— bi
Stan— gay
Bev— bi
Richie— bi or in denial gay
Eddie— biromantic
Mike— ehhh bi?
Ben— straight

IN THIS BOOK
Bill— bi
Stan— gay
Bev— bi
Richie— pansexual
Eddie— biromantic
Mike— pansexual bc he loves everyone
Ben— heteroromantic

What are the losers club spirit animals?
None of them are Native so they don't have spirit animals

don't make Bev like she is in the book
Why would I do that?? You fucking know I hate Book Bev with a PASSION.

what's one of fav it related tumblr posts

it's true guys—

WAIT ARE U GONNA PUT TOM IN THE STORRY
I'm including all of the chapter 2 characters that I can so yeah.

Name on reason each ur like all the losers
BILL— we both stutter
RICHIE— we both swear
MIKE— we're both lovable deep down somewhere
EDDIE— we're both biromantic
BEN— we both write poetry
STAN— were both salty

are you gonna make more bath jokes with pat
;)

Why did you include pat? She's got like no role
She's included in the books so she does have a role, it's just not be one you like.