( MESSAGES! )
( FIFTY THREE! )

[ MESSAGES BETWEEN PAT MAT ⚡️💕(PATRICIA) AND WIFEY 😩👌🏻(AUDRA) ]

pat mat ⚡️💕
so uh my dear friend i
have some news for you

wifey 😩👌🏻
yeah?

pat mat ⚡️💕
whew Bill's kind of
dating someone; like
I'm not sure if they're
REALLY dating but they've
went on like a few dates

wifey 😩👌🏻
you're shitting me right?
what the fuck

wifey 😩👌🏻
we're still dating and he's
dating with someone else?!?!
WHAT THE FUCK

pat mat ⚡️💕
i mean you're technically on
a break,,,,

wifey 😩👌🏻
BECAUSE MY BIOMOM
DIED AND I NEEDED SOME
SPACE TO HEAL

pat mat⚡️💕
um idk what to do?? how
can I help?

wifey 😩👌🏻
Bitch i ain't Rachel and his
ass isn't Ross

wifey 😩👌🏻
nope im going to process
this like the nice goddess
i am. finna sit billy bitch's
ass down and talk to him
about this civilly. yeah.

pat mat ⚡️💕
that's my wife

wifey 😩👌🏻
i feel like I'm gonna
cry though. is this
cheating?

pat mat ⚡️💕
Bill's been your friend
since you were in the womb
auddie he wouldn't do this
on purpose. it's just a
misunderstanding ❤️

wifey 😩👌🏻
whew you're right. i need
to chill. Im going
to watch some tv and
relax so I don't blow my shit

pat mat⚡️💕
want me to come over
with some salad and the
mean girls movies?

wifey 😩👌🏻
please

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what ben said about audra in the q&a—

' Audra? Oh, she dated Bill for a few months. They were really cute together too. She decided it would be best if she got space because of her biomom's funeral. Technically, they're just on a break. I don't think she knows about Stan. '