(A/N : do you guys like the shorter, daily chapters or the longer, kinda weekly chapters ? )

Harrystyles : " seconds after this picture was took @perrieedwards slipped and fell on her back (probably by some black magic ). Can't say she didn't deserve it. "

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   Impossilou : omg Perrie did not like what did I miss

  Jamieleigh : lmao when did Harry get so funny

Jamieleigh : or I just got lame

Perrieedwards : @jesynelson tell me what's gonna happen

  Harrystyles : @perrieedwards did you seriously not like my pic so you can see what happens to jiall

Perrieedwards : @harrystyles of course

  Harrystyles : @perrieedwards oh wow

  Harrystyles : @perrieedwards it was nice knowing you

 
Perrieedwards : @harrystyles oh shut up

  Haylorforlife : Perrie just liked ! Wondering why she didn't like when he first posted like she always does 🤔

   Perrieedwards : @haylorforlife ew no one likes haylor anyways

    Harrystyles : @perrieedwards why tf are you like this

   Harrystyles : @haylorforlife I'm sorry I apologize on behalf of my wife, she tends to get angry quite easily so

   Haylorforlife : @harrystyles wife ????

  Perrieedwards : @harrystyles  um I'm sorry, I don't think I was invited to the wedding actually

Harrystyles : shit

Harrystyles : @haylorforlife it's cuz I'm practicing our wedding vows, don't wanna look like nervous, sweaty pigs right hahaha

  Haylorforlife : @harrystyles don't worry you won't ever look like a sweaty pig

   Haylorforlife : @harrystyles I mean you could be bald and have shit running down your face and you'd still be the most gorgeous man I've ever seen

   Perrieedwards : @haylorforlife I just threw up

   Harrystyles : @perrieedwards why, you're always this gross anyways

   Perrieedwards : @harrystyles shhh I wanna see if jiall is gonna sink

   Harrystyles : @haylorforlife again I'm sorry for her

    Haylorforlife : @harrystyles nah it's all cool man

    Haylorforlife : @harrystyles I don't ship the haylor y'all know

    Harrystyles : @haylorforlife I am confusion

     Haylorforlife : @harrystyles and I'm mayonnaise

   Harrystyles : @haylorforlife what

     Haylorforlife : @harrystyles moving on

   Haylorforlife : @harrystyles my name is Taylor so I actually ship you and me not the Taylor Taylor

    Haylorforlife : @harrystyles I won't ever write songs about you baby

    Harrystyles : @haylorforlife uh thank
You I guess

     Perrieedwards : @haylorforlife it's bedtime, hun. Go sleep so you don't miss another day of kindergarten

   Haylorforlife : @perrieedwards I'm 16??

    Perrieedwards : @haylorforlife same difference ??

    Perrieedwards : @haylorforlife look just go have some cookies and some warm milk and we'll be fine. No one is too old for cookies.

   Haylorforlife : @perrieedwards true

    Haylorforlife : @perrieedwards thanks mom

   Perrieedwards : @haylorforlife ew bye

     Perrieedwards : @haylorforlife jk jk

     Perrieedwards : @haylorforlife you're welcome

   Perrieedwards : @haylorforlife now shoo

    Harrystyles : @perrieedwards I wanna say screw you

   Harrystyles : @perrieedwards I practice my lines in the mirror

   Perrieedwards : @harrystyles shut up or else

   Harrystyles : @perrieedwards or else what

   Perrieedwards : @harrystyles so I'm your wife huh

     Harrystyles : @perrieedwards sHUT UP THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT

    Perrieedwards : @harrystyles accident my nonexistent brain

    Harrystyles : @perrieedwards let's not talk about it okay

   Perrieedwards : @harrystyles okay, whatever you want babe

  Harrystyles : @perrieedwards thank you

  
   Perrieedwards : @harrystyles you're welcome hubby

   Harrystyles : @perrieedwards fml

   Harrystyles : @perrieedwards who even says hubby anymore

Perrieedwards : @harrystyles everyone

Harrystyles : @perrieedwards shut up

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