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         Harrystyles : " couple goals? "

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Limabean : @harrystyles honestly? Couple goals my ASS.

Niallhoran : @limabean clearly your ass is blind

Niallhoran : @harrystyles so I'm ahem excuse me for wondering but can I ask a very personal question on here, just read it and I'll delete it asap I swear

Harrystyles : @nialhoran I'm surprised you even asked

Harrystyles : @niallhoran and no! Wtf, I thought what's why I downloaded Whatsapp!

Niallhoran : @harrystyles okay

Niallhoran : @harrystyles WHAT IS HAPPENING TO HERRIE

Niallhoran : @harrystyles LIKE JADE AND I WORKED SO HARD ON THE SHIP AND THIS IS ALL WE GET? ONLY TWO MONTHS AND A HALF OF HERRIE AND YOU'RE NOT TALKING ANYMORE?

        Harrystyles : @niallhoran what a waste of 50MB of storage

     Niallhoran : @harrystyles huh?

      Harrystyles : @niallhoran WhatsApp

Harrystyles : @niallhoran and why do you mean we don't talk anymore ?

      Harrystyles : @charlieputh go home

Harrystyles : @niallhoran we literally talk every single day lmao

Niallhoran : @harrystyles is u blind

Niallhoran : @harrystyles like did she even tell you her father got into a car accident a week ago??

   Niallhoran : @harrystyles let me finish okay. The doctor said the brain damage could probably lead to amnesia. Your blind ass talked to her on the phone that day, made some jokes, and didn't even notice me and the girls were at the hospital with her, and that she was crying in the background ffs.

       Niallhoran : @harrystyles I thought couples have this series telepathic communication but I guess not

    
            Niallhoran : @harrystyles not that I would know, you know, cuz I'm waiting for the right girl.

     Niallhoran : @jadethirlwall 😉

    Niallhoran : ..

     Niallhoran : @jadethirlwall wrong time?

   Jadethirlwall : @niallhoran yES

   Jadethirlwall : @niallhoran THE WRONG-EST

Harrystyles : @niallhoran you're joking, right? I mean, we made a promise we would tell each other everything!

     Harrystyles : @niallhoran and I'm not bloody psychic! How would I know?

     Harrystyles : @niallhoran this is not good

Harrystyles : @niallhoran what hospital is her dad in?

    Niallhoran : @harrystyles do you need me to drive you?

    Harrystyles : @niallhoran yes that would be great thank you

Niallhoran : @harrystyles CUZ DO I NEED TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU'RE IN LA AND SHE'S ALL THE WAY IN LONDON

    Niallhoran : @harrystyles if her father gets better, first thing we're doing is try to work on your communication skills and might as well do some intelligence tests which I'm sure you'll score 0 on no fucking offense

Niallhoran : @harrystyles when her father gets better

Niallhoran : @harrystyles now I'm not blaming any of this on you obviously , it's not your fault you were dropped on your head as a baby.

       Jadethirlwall : @harrystyles @niallhoran Niall wtf! You're forgetting Perrie didn't wanna tell Harry in the first place, and told us not to, too!

Niallhoran : @jadethirlwall haha

Niallhoran : @jadethirlwall wow I forgot! Yes, slipped through my mind like sand, I'm telling you! Must be me getting old.

Jadethirlwall : @niallhoran stfu

Harrystyles : @niallhoran I'm booking a plane ticket. We'll talk about this later, cuz this is really fucking me up.

Harrystyles : @niallhoran I mean guilt is literally chewing me up! Like I'd imagine my legs and hands would be gone already.

Harrystyles : @niallhoran if it was literal.

Niallhoran : @harrystyles I love you and you're my best mate but sometimes I wanna bash your head against the wall

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