(A/N : credits to herriemenips on ig! I hope you enjoy the last chapter, babes ❤️ )

   Perrieedwards : " I M A N

                                   V I O L E T

                                   S T Y L E S

                                   4/ 8/ 2018 ."

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     Arianagrande : congratulations! She's sooo cute I wanna give cuddle her 👼

     Hazzameup : goalsgoalsgoals

      Idwboutnothing : ew what a rat

      Louistomlinson : @idwboutnothing love, don't talk about yourself like that

      Louistomlinson : @idwboutnothing I think you should start worrying...

      Louistomlinson : @perrieedwards but for real tho, this baby of yours is keeping me up more than Freddie ever did, I hate you all

       Perrieedwards : @louistomlinson sorry boo, she's just happy

      Louistomlinson : @perrieedwards ikr!!! She's absolutely over the moon, I've never seen a baby as happy as her. It's like you but triple.

       Perrieedwards : @louistomlinson that's nice, eh?

      Louistomlinson : @perrieedwards oh em yeah sure

       Perrieedwards : @louistomlinson bitch

       Louistomlinson : @perrieedwards hey don't curse!!! Your child can hear!!!! It will be scarred forever!!!!'

       Louistomlinson : @perrieedwards  can you stop with the glare, it's getting creepy now

       Louistomlinson : @perrieedwards ok imma go cuz I actually like my love tbh

        Perrieedwards : @jadethirlwall can you just hold her for a second, I have to tell Niall Sth

       Jadethirlwall : @perrieedwards ugh we're already together, stop your matchmaking game already

      Perrieedwards : @jadethirlwall you are?

      Jadethirlwall : @perrieedwards yes?

      Perrieedwards : @jadethirlwall why didn't you tell us

     Perrieedwards : @jadethirlwall *cue dramatic music* just because your love life is going great, doesn't mean you can forget about us! Your... your FRIEND LIFE

     Jadethirlwall : @perrieedwards you're totally right...

      Jadethirlwall : @perrieedwards except for the fact that I told you 6 times and you were too busy awe-ing at your baby to hear me

      Jadethirlwall : @perrieedwards *cue dramatic music*

     Perrieedwards : @jadethirlwall ok ok I get it

       Jesynelson : @harrystyles @perrieedwards @niallhoran @louistomlinson @liampayne @jadethirlwall @leighanne I can't believe y'all are still doing this stupid commenting thing

       Harrystyles : @jesynelson excuse me, we fell in love through Instagram

        Harrystyles : @jesynelson we feel some kind of gratitude towards that fact so we wanna always talk here so it reminds us of how it all happened

      Harrystyles : @perrieedwards right, love?

      Perrieedwards : @harrystyles oh no, I do it cuz it's fun tbh

      Jesynelson : @perrieedwards jdkskdjsj

       Perrieedwards : @harrystyles I'm jk, stop shouting in my ear

        Liampayne : @perrieedwards I just thought about Sth...

       Liampayne : @perrieedwards Louis had the baby yet he and his mom aren't a couple

       Liampayne : @perrieedwards Cheryl and I had the baby yet we broke up

       Liampayne : @perrieedwards do I smell a divorce coming?

      Louistomlinson : @liampayn no it's just your stupidity that tends to have such an overpowering smell

      Louistomlinson : @jesynelson yeah?

     Jesynelson : @louistomlinson yeah

     Jesynelson : @liampayne you smell like bullshit, man

      Leighanne : @liampayne yeah.. you smell like shit hehe

       Louistomlinson : smh why are they like this

        Louistomlinson : I've been wanting to say this for so long but...

        Louistomlinson : @GoggaDahab I deserve more comments in this fucking story, since I literally make it much more interesting

         GoggaDahab : @louistomlinson *kim's voice* you're the least interesting to look at

       Louistomlinson : @GoggaDahab that's it!!! I quit!!!

       GoggaDahab : @louistomlinson good thing it's the last chapter then, eh?

      Louistomlinson : GoggaDahab whatever!!!

      Jadethirlwall : @louistomlinson wtf are you doing

      Louistomlinson : @jadethirlwall Nothing

     Jadethirlwall : @louistomlinson oh ok

     Zayn : @perrieedwards hi

    Perrieedwards : @zayn bye

     
     Harrystyles : @zayn bye

     Louistomlinson : @zayn bye

      Niallhoran : @zayn bye

      Jadethirlwall : @zayn bye

       Leighanne : @zayn bye

       ImanVioletStyles : @zayn bye

        Harrystyles : @perrieedwards you made an account for our baby?

       Perrieedwards : @harrystyles um yeah?

       Harrystyles : @perrieedwards wtaf.... she's 1... day old

      Perrieedwards : @harrystyles you're hairy

      Harrystyles : @perrieedwards what

      Perrieedwards : @harrystyles I thought we were stating facts

       Harrystyles : @perrieedwarde we are, which is why she can't have an account!!!

     Perrieedwards : @harrystyles oh god so you're gonna be that parent who's like "you can't wear makeup unless you're 78" ?????

       Liampayne : : @harrystyles @perrieedwards @niallhoran @louistomlinson @jesynelson  @jadethirlwall @leighanne told ya a divorce is coming

      Harrystyles : @perrieedwards ok then... keep cat fishing people till she actually learns how to use the account.

     Perrieedwards : @harrystyles oh

     Harrystyles : @perrieedwards yeah

      Liampayne : @zayn hi mate!!!

      Perrieedwards : @liampayne N O

      Harrystyles : @liampayne  N O

      ImanVioletStyles : @liampayne N O

       Harrystyles : @perrieedwards really, Perrie?

        Perrieedwards : @harrystyles ugh ok whatever

         Harrystyles : @perrieedwards you already have an account for your dog, what more do you want?

       Harrystyles : @perrieedwards a fan account about me?

      Perrieedwards : @harrystyles *laughs nervously*

       Harrystyles : @perrieedwards you're kidding, right?

      Perrieedwards : @harrystyles o-of c-course ha ha ha

     Perrieedwards : @harrystyles ha

     Harrystyles : @perrieedwards oh god

     Perrieedwards : @harrystyles byeeee

       Harrystyles : @perrieedwards how tf did I fall in love with such a wonderful yet really weird girl

     GoggaDahab : @harrystyles idk. I'm LITERALLY right over here, why can't you see me?

     GoggaDahab :  I just realized that I married Harry to a girl that's not me by my own hands... wow

     GoggaDahab :  oh well

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