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    Annemar : I think a green lip would've been pretty cool!

     Pesyreal : oh god what kind of plastic surgery makes you look like Perrie Edwards cuz sign me up

     Perrieedwards : @pesyreal and what kind of plastic surgery makes you look like pesyreal cuz sign me up 💕

       
        Pesyreal : @perrieedwards I didn't understand a word but holy shit

       Perrieedwards : @pesyreal I'm sorry that was meant to be empowering but it turned out very creepy cuz I don't even know who you are and what you look like

      Pesyreal : @perrieedwards eh it's cool as long as you don't kill free babies in your free time

      Perrieedwards : @pesyreal well yeah it's fourth on my list of hobbies ( A/N : read that in a story I don't remember, but if someone does, give joke credit to author, I guess lol ? )

        Harrystyles : @perrieedwards what are you doing

      Perrieedwards : @harrystyles eating

      Harrystyles : @perrieedwards when do you not

      Perrieedwards : @Harrystyles true

     Perrieedwards : @harrystyles I meant oh my god are you implying that I'm fat?!!

      Perrieedwards : @harrystyles I should've known marriage would change you!

      Perrieedwards : @harrystyles long ago you loved the extra pounds but now you're what? Forcing me to go work out all day? Well, screw you, Willy!

       Perrieedwards : @Harrystyles I love you even tho your brain is the size of an ant! And I hate ants!!!!

      Perrieedwards : @harrystyles I love you even tho you snore in my ear every night! And you talk in your sleep, and literally tell you dreams! I don't wanna know that your friend jimmy is dating Sarah just so she can give him neck massages!

         Perrieedwards : @harrystyles you know what? It's over! I'm going back to my mom's house in Alabama tomorrow, you can kiss my ass!

       Harrystyles : @perrieedwards lol who's willy
    

       Perrieedwards : @Harrystyles idk, it randomly crossed my mind
     

        Harrystyles : @perrieedwards is your mind okay

       Perrieedwards : @harrystyles ugh bye

       Harrystyles : @perrieedwards wait

        Harrystyles : @perrieedwards what are you wearing? It's nice

      Perrieedwards : @harrystyles jadethirl. Woke up to see like ten more outfits. Do you think he's like a drug dealer like who tf can afford all that 😂

        Harrystyles : @perrieedwards idk but you look good

         Harrystyles : @perrieedwards I think you should post a pic on insta

        Perrieedwards : @harrystyles yeah?

       Harrystyles : @perrieedwards yeah.

      Harrystyles : @perrieedwards come one I'll take it.

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