Perrieedwards : " so proud! @harrystyles it's not even your birthday yet, but im honestly so glad you were born cuz you've blessed us all with your music bitch. "

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    Harrystyles : @perrieedwards aw shush you. I know for a fact no one can sing that little me high note you do like you do so

    Perrieedwards : @Harrystyles that doesn't mean your vocals slay my life any less

     Hazzaas1D : ^^^ why are they so goals.

     Niamnarreh : do you just cry cuz you've set your standards so high aka Harry Styles that you're so sure you will die single because of that

     Perrieedwards : @harrystyles are you sure you wanna invite your crazy aunt to the wedding

    Harrystyles : @perrieedwards look I promise she only did it once

    Perrieedwards : @harrystyles are you sure

    Harrystyles : @perrieedwards well she did do it to her husband as well but it was because they were fighting okay

   Perrieedwards : @Harrystyles wtf! I'm not gonna let a crazy woman shove cake down people's pants when she gets angry!

    Harrystyles : @perrieedwards well when you put it like that..

    Harrystyles : @perrieedwards sounds a bit crazy

    Perrieedwards : @harrystyles a bit crazy? Babe, it's psycho! Imagine what she would do if you said a joke!!!

     Harrystyles : @perrieedwards moving on. I didn't even like her. Who was she again?

    Perrieedwards : @Harrystyles ha ha. I'm gonna pee

    Harrystyles : @perrieedwards why tf do you always pee

    Perrieedwards : @harrystyles it's like this pregnancy thing

      Perrieedwards : @Harrystyles I think it's cuz like the baby pushes my bladder down. I'm not even sure

    
    Perrieedwards : @harrystyles aren't you supposed to know cuz you've read all the weird maternal care books

    
     Harrystyles : @perrieedwards that is only one reason. It's also the hormonal changes which make your blood flow to your kidneys more quickly, filling your bladder more often. Also your blood volume also increases throughout your pregnancy which means a lot of extra fluid is getting processed through your kidneys and ending up in your bladder.

     Perrieedwards : @harrystyles What website did you copy this from? I mean you lost me at 'that is only one reason' but alright

     Perrieedwards : @harrystyles I didn't a  Marcel so no thank you

     Harrystyles : @perrieedwards anyway 🙄

     Harrystyles : @perrieewards are you gonna invite your dad (A/N : you guys remember when her dad forgot his memory? )

    Perrieedwards : @Harrystyles I'm not sure. The doctor said his mind is like stable right so me going back and being like "I'm your pregnant daughter, bro, come to my wedding! " is going to be a lot to process apparently so no I can't. But I might cuz I don't care what they say, but like that would be stupid cuz yes that's me rebelling but that's also me hurting my dad ya know?

     Harrystyles : @perrieedwards who's gonna walk you down the aisle ?

    Perrieedwards : @Harrystyles aw well thanks mate

    Harrystyles : @perrieedwards ah shit! I didn't mean it like that

    Perrieedwards : @harrystyles ik ik.

    
   Perrieedwards : @harrystyles I'll most likely have my brother do it, ya know?
    

    Harrystyles : @perrieedwards I'm sorry about that, love :(

    Perrieedwards : @Harrystyles no I think I was prepared for that the second I knew he didn't recognize me anyway, so I'm living with it tbh.

    Harrystyles : @perrieedwards you're literally so strong, can I be like you
   

    Perrieedwards : @harrystyles you already are

 
    Harrystyles : @perrieedwards sure. I literally cried watching titanic yesterday

    Perrieedwards : @harrystyles titanic is the only movie where you're allowed to sob like a baby

    Harrystyles : @perrieedwards I can list more

   (A/N : what movie makes you sob like a baby? )

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