chokemetae: fuck me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?

cyphertae: -.-

chokemetae: HOLY BALONIE HOMIE

chokemetae: I JUST CHOKED ON AIR

cyphertae: wtf-

chokemetae:

chokemetae: ajajajajajja daddy you're too hot for your own good

chokemetae: daddyyyy

chokemetae: daddyyyy are you single???

cyphertae: don't call me daddy wtf

chokemetae: why are you so hot daddy?

chokemetae: aajajajjajajajaj #nut

chokemetae:

chokemetae: are you a lake?

chokemetae: cause you got me wet ;)

chokemetae: literally

chokemetae: it's like a lake down there

cyphertae: ummmmm??? byyeee?

chokemetae: don't be so rude to your fan opparrr

chokemetae: I'm just trynna love you and suck your di-

chokemetae: support you*

cyphertae : staph

chokemetae: no but really. Why are you so hot?

cyphertae: I'm hot because I'm not cold

chokemetae:

chokemetae: That sarcasm was not appreciated at all mister

chokemetae: but I still love you oppar

chokemetae: you could kidnap me and sell me

chokemetae: and I'll still worship your ass

cyphertae: ok I always knew you were
weird but that is just very wrong.

cyphertae: ever considered getting
medical help?

chokemetae: omg is Tae oppa concerned about my health?

chokemetae: ajaiajaiia you would make such a good boyfriend

chokemetae: date me pls

cyphertae: you will never know if
I'm a good boyfriend or not because I
will never be yours :)

chokemetae: arrrr the burn felt good;)

chokemetae: I still love you oppaarrrrrr

chokemetae: but I can't get over this picture :

chokemetae: daayyuuummm papi what'd that mouth do?

cyphertae: eat food and talk to the
police when weirdos like you become
scary???

chokemetae: Can it eat something different? Like my pu-

chokemetae: ramen*. I make some really good ramen.

cyphertae: I'll pass.

chokemetae: uhmmmm may I ask who took those pictures?

chokemetae: I WANT TO KISS THEIR FEET BECAUSE THEY DID SUCH A GOD JOB AT CAPTURING YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACE

cyphertae: Jungkook will be glad
to hear that, I hear he's into that
sort of things

chokemetae: Is he hot?👀

cyphertae: he's my best friend, but I gotta admit, if I was gay, I'd be all over him🤤

(A/N~ YEAH AND HERE YOU HAVE A TAEKOOK SHIPPER. YOU CAN FIGHT ME IF YOU WANT BUT IT WON'T MATTER, TAEKOOK WILL STILL BE REAL)

A/N~ Okk guyss another chapter, sorry that it is so short but I wanted to update so I can talk to you about these pics, the ones that Soyun was talking about;)

LIKE DAMMMNNNN TAE BE LOOKING LIKE A STRAIGH ASS BUFFET AND A SNACK THAT SMILES BACK. WHAT DID THIS WORLD DO TO DESERVE HIM PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME???

IMAGINE HAVING TAE AS YOUR SUGAR DADDY AJAIWJSISNZISN.

Sorry. My inner Soyun just came out.

Alsooooooo, I wanted to talk to you about Hixtape cause DAMNNNN OUR BOY MADE US PROUD.

What are your favourite songs? Mine are definitely daydream, hangsang and baseline. I know a lot of armys are arguing over which one is better, baseline or hangsang. What do you think? I would love to know your oppinion.

Until next time, I wish you the best pictures of Tae and crack videos my lovelies❤️