It's been three hours since Soyun messaged Taehyung, and she already misses him. Even though he doesn't know who she is or what she looks like, she certainly knows him. She has been following his instagram account for 4 months and has the biggest crush on him.

Soyun is very shy and self conscious, but when she is behind the screen, she feels like she can do anything and talk to anyone, which is why she is brave enough to talk to Taehyung.

chokemetae: Taehyung?

chokemetae: I won't call you that anymore, I promise.

chokemetae: please?

cyphertae:  .

chokemetae: YES YOU'RE TALKING TO ME NOW

cyphertae: whatever.

cyphertae: are you going to tell me who you are now?

chokemetae: not yet;)

cyphertae: you know what? I don't even want to know. You're probably a 60 year old man hiding behind a screen waiting for me to send nudes.

chokemetae: wouldn't surprise me if I was, since you are hot enough to turn straight men gay and the world upside down

chokemetae: HOLY

chokemetae: FUCKING

chokemetae: FUCK

chokemetae: SWEET BABY JESUS FUCKSKAOOAJA

cyphertae: what the f-

chokemetae: I was just scrolling through my timeline

chokemetae: MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS

chokemetae: And suddenly

chokemetae: SOMEONE DECIDES TO ATTACK ME FOR NO FREAKING REASON

cyphertae: oh my God, are you ok?

chokemetae: NO I AM NOT OKAY

chokemetae: how dare you do this to me?

cyphertae: wait what?

chokemetae: DON'T BE SO FUCKING RUDE

chokemetae: HONESTLY
chokemetae: my heart stopped beating when I saw this picture

cyphertae: *facepalms*

chokemetae: honestly that picture was pure disrespect

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

chokemetae: but I didn't mind it tbh, now I have something to keep me occupied tonight, if you know what I mean😏

cyphertae: WHAT THE FUCK

cyphertae: are you saying that you're gonna masturbate to my face?

chokemetae: ;-)

cyphertae: gtfooooo creep

chokemetae: it's not like I don't do it every night

cyphertae: ugh
cyphertae: stop texting me please, you're freaking me out real bad

chokemetae: I'm not even trying to be creepy, I'm just trying to love you Senpai💋

cyphertae: senpai?
cyphertae: seriously?

chokemetae: I can always go back to daddy if you don't like it

cyphertae: nvm, I'll be your senpai

chokemetae: DID YOU JUST

chokemetae: *goes to the doctor, gets glasses and reads the message again*

chokemetae: YOU REALLY SAID YOU WILL BE MY SENPAI

chokemetae: