Funny capitalist

Ok very important question
What are your favorite conspiracy theories

What

Did i stutter

No
Uhhh
The Superman is dating Bruce wayne one is really funny
We tease Bruce about it all the time
Also the Bruce wayne is a vampire
wbu

IVE NEVER SEEN THIS VAMPIRE ONE YOU SPEAK OF
DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE I GO
My favorite is the Bruce wayne is Batman

The what
I wasn't aware that was a conspiracy theory

Bruh cmon have you ever been on the internet??
The ms paint picture??
Dude the butts match
Read

OI CAPITALIST DONT LEAVE ME ON READ

Sorry I had to go look this up for myself
I don't see it
There's a cape in the way how can the butts match?

That's the point dummy
It's a joke
Like who would actually think Bruce wayne is Batman (no offense)

None taken
Also apparently Bruce is the only one who knows of this theory out of all of us

Makes sense
It is about him

Yeah I guess it does
So have you guys planned anything else for this "super secret event"?

Bruh what makes you think I know what's going on?
Steph removed me from the group as soon as I said I was available

Istg these people
Do you at least know what day it is then?

I'm sworn to secrecy✋

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HI HOLY COW I HAVE NOT DONE AN AUTHORS NOTE IN SO LONG AGAHAHAB

anyways the conspiracy theories are from Tumblr and here are some of the posts incase you've never seen them or want more context:

I also cannot seem to find the vampire one and I will be doing a deep dive until I can find it

Anyways I hope you all have a happy and safe holiday season!!