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Bananas are tasty
I'm Jimmy Sales, wanna buy a broken boat
Cough cough cough HACK cough cough
Nnnno
The duck walked up to a lemonade standdddd
And he said:
"Hi. Can I buy a hot air balloon?"
Cats eat fur
What's wrong with the world today, a turtle can't even become a doctor
Yeahhhh
Flying avocado hedgehogs
Once there lived a hairbrush named Johnathan
Thesaurus-s-s-s-s-s
Why does Elmo have eyes on the top of his head
MINIONS BRO
Duuuuuuuuuuh duh nuh duh nuh YEAH
I can do karate, but only when I'm wearing purple
Fish eat sardines, they're cannibales
Sweater? Harry Potter?
SupercalifragilisticexpialEXPLOSION
Guinea Pigs and Hampers are the SAME THING
I want to jump on the celling
What if couches could yodel
Cameras should be able to microwave pizzas
Pruns have feelings too
Raisins are the fruit of life
How many firetrucks does it take for an evil dabbing Santa to appear
Why is 1 after 0 in the alphabet
What happens if a pacifist explodes
Lucid thoughts
I DID know the muffin man, and you know what, he was a JERK.
Low, low, low low low lowlow lowlowlow
Why do glasses have colors
Why are carrots... soft
How many Teletubbies fans are in the audience tonight?
None
Okay
How would Buzz Lightyear go beyond infinity
Couldn't a celling fan just fly away
Rainbows make me vomit
Why are lights bright, and not dim
How do projecters know colors
Why can normal ducks fly, and rubber ducks can't
Do I have a soul
Hand sanitizer sucks
#NotClickbait
What if Instagram turned into a shark
Think of the bunnies
Goblins are underrated
How do pianos know how to music
How do stairs go up and down at the same time
What if we are all aliens
Uh-Maize-Ing
Baby Sophie Snores
If Lin Manuel Miranda had a cherry for a nose, I'd be sad
Cell-yo
I wish Benedict Cumberbach was my Math teacher
If I were a pinwheel, I'd be totally lost
Why do we drink things that are meant for baby cows
What if instead of talking, we all just chattered our teeth together
Why do we throw around the word love
Do baseball bats have feelings
If so, we probably have a lot in common
Always being hit in the face
How do you type that face
Coffee Cups are Cool
So is Alliteration
Clouds shouldn't think their better than everyone else, just because they live in the sky
The universe suddenly makes since
If the Inside Out universe is real, those guys must be on vacation for me
They're in the cearribiean with Jimmy Sales, sailing in a broken boat
(I apologize for tagging all of you innocent people 😶 I hope you don't think that Hope and I are to crazy, we are actually nice people who decided to just write randomness at 2:34 am)
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