Cortland
Me, Lucas, summer school class (yes, I have summer school)

There's this guy in my class. His name is Cortland. (I call him corner and you'll see why). He fell asleep in class. His head was in the corner between the wall and a metal drawer. I don't know if he was but we still joke about it. He also planned during one of our breaks one time that everyone set their alarms on their phones at 10 and when they went off our teacher, who didn't know who started it, says first: "Cortland." And everyone laughed :3