It's Christmas Day bro
With that hot cocoa flow
500,000 presents man
Never earned before
Pass all the other reindeer man
Rudolph is next.
Man I'm hanging up these lights
Got these brand new ornaments
And a star for the tree too, decorating with my crew.
This is Christmas bro.
DON'T FORGET JESUS TOO!
And you know we kick them out if they give awful gifts.
Yeah I'm talking about you, trying to buy me black socks.
(Too lazy to come up with stuff for this part)
December's where I'm from. Best day that ever comes.
I'm always lots of fun, Christmas is #1!

It's Christmas Day bro,
It's Christmas Day bro,
It's Christmas Day bro,
I said it's Christmas Day bro!

You know it's Saint Nick
And my red hat stays poppin!
Yes, I give gifts and no, they aren't thrifty.
North Pole is my city.
And if it weren't for my elves then December would be lame.
I'll pass it to Jesus, cause you know He stays litty.

That took 20 minutes to write. Pure dedication.

Thank you interstellar_babe for giving me this idea. I won't be able to fit this into a Christmas card though...

Anyways, it's that time of the year again. Merry Christmas to all, and I hope you didn't cringe too many times while reading this.

Love and Peace,
Arkada